Papabear Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Reed Doughty discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which he is even more badass than in this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Reed Doughty discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which he is even more badass than in this one. Hogwash... pure fantasy; Reed could not be anymore bad-ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 When Reed decides to show the QB's how it's done, there is no spiral. Instead the whole World spins around his throw in honour of perfection. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allannis Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Reed reads reads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins4ever Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Reed Doughty is a excellent football player. While not in the Sean Taylor, Roy Williams, Brian Dawkins mold for a safety, this kid can play football and give 100% every game. Doughty was one of Vinny Cerratto's better draft picks in the past ten years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLEED-B&G Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Reed Doughty is a excellent football player. While not in the Sean Taylor, Roy Williams, Brian Dawkins mold for a safety, this kid can play football and give 100% every game. Doughty was one of Vinny Cerratto's better draft picks in the past ten years. Vinny Cerratto did not select Reed Doughty. Reed Doughty selected the Redskins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allannis Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Reed Doughty is a excellent football player. While not in the Sean Taylor, Roy Williams, Brian Dawkins mold for a safety, this kid can play football and give 100% every game. Doughty was one of Vinny Cerratto's better draft picks in the past ten years. Roy Williams:ols::ols::ols::ols::ols::ols::ols::ols::ols::ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Reed Doughty does not "force" fumbles. He simply stares at the ball until it jumps out of the ball carrier's hand of its own volition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Man, it almost chokes me up to see the change of heart around here for this guy. And the fact that it has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING but how he has played, and how he has carried himself on and off the field just makes it that much sweeter.It doesn't matter who got onboard the 37 train when. What matters is that we've pretty much all come to respect and appreciate him. I really can't think of a guy on this team who deserves it more. And scruffy, to you, and to the others who are man enough to say,"maybe I was wrong," good on you!! Mr. Allen, extension please. All kidding aside, Mr. Doughty is a real-life superman. Just ask his kid. That is the only thing in life that matters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAfan47 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Reed Doughty once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Quarterback" sandwich. Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off bats. Reed Doughty bites the heads off Siberian Tigers. It is scientifically impossible for Reed Doughty to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is he went back in time and fathered himself. Reed Doughty uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. If at first you dont succeed, your not Reed Doughty. The show survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Reed Doughty. There were no survivors, and no body is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLEED-B&G Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 It is scientifically impossible for Reed Doughty to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is he went back in time and fathered himself. Bravo my friend........bravo. Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny555 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 :laugh: That's all I've been doing while reading this thread!!! Why didn't I open it up earlier?!?! My wife bought me the Chuck Norris book and we'd spend hours reading it and laughing our butts off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
localskinsfan Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 All kidding aside, Mr. Doughty is a real-life superman. Just ask his kid. That is the only thing in life that matters! KidS, he has two sons. Seriously guys, this is a really funny thread, but Reed wouldn't like the ones calling him god. His faith is very important to him. Stick to the other topics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurgundyBlog Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 it is widely believed that reed doughty's tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 The Reed that can be described, cannot be considered the true "Reed." Reed is in everything... kind of like Elvis. There needs to be more songs about him. Although my dog swears that all songs are about 'him.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulSkin Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Reed=mc². Reed recently broke his finger, just to further enhance his mortal disguise. It's already healed. When a tree falls in the woods, who pissed Reed off? Every time Reed sneezes, an angel get it's wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLEED-B&G Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Albert Haynesworth need not attend traning camp. Reed Doughty will be manning the Nose Tackle from his position at Safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAfan47 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Albert Haynesworth need not attend traning camp.Reed Doughty will be manning the Nose Tackle from his position at Safety. lol..... Nice!.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Albert Haynesworth need not attend traning camp.Reed Doughty will be manning the Nose Tackle from his position at Safety. :rotflmao: Somebody's in the spirit of the thread! Reed Doughty once hit a WR so hard he travelled forward through time. When the reciever got to the future, Reed Doughty was waiting to knock him backward to the previous hit, thus creating an infinite loop of pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAfan47 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 :rotflmao: Somebody's in the spirit of the thread!Reed Doughty once hit a WR so hard he travelled forward through time. When the reciever got to the future, Reed Doughty was waiting to knock him backward to the previous hit, thus creating an infinite loop of pain. Ha!..... We get other funny one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAfan47 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 When Reed Doughty goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. Jesus can walk on water, but Reed Doughty can swim thru land. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Reed Doughty. Reed Doughty once had sex in the back of a pick up truck and some of his sperm leaked into the engine. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Reed Doughty once beat up his shadow because it acted too much like him. Reed Doughty destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Reed Doughty can slam a revolving door. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Reed Doughty out. It failed miserably. An Asian man ate 300 hot dogs in 30 minuets, not to be out down Reed Doughty ate 3 Asian men in 3 seconds! Reed Doughty does not sleep. He waits. The opening scene of the movie 'Saving Private Ryan' is loosely based on games of dodgeball Reed Doughty played in second grade. Apple pays Reed Doughty .99 cents every time he listens to a song. The Bible used to be called Reed Doughty and Friends. Reed Doughty can gargle peanut butter. They once made a Reed Doughty toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody. Reed Doughty can blow bubbles with beef jerky. lol.... I hope you enjoyed those fellow Reed fan!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible_Red40 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 One of the best written threads ever. Point of bump is, does our man #37 stay in Washington? He's not flashy, but dude is a baller, a great team player, great work ethic and hard worker. This guy has been through so much in life and never backs down or gives up. He should be more loved as a person and a player. Dude has averaged 92 tackles the last 2 years. All hail Reed Doughty - resign this man once free agency starts up!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 An Asian man ate 300 hot dogs in 30 minuets, not to be out down Reed Doughty ate 3 Asian men in 3 seconds! Thats my fav!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsTribeVA Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I'm all for bringing Reed back! The problem is that we're paying our two starting safeties (Atogwe and Landry) pretty well, and Reed would be costly for a backup. But Reed and Chris Horton as backups gives us one of the deepest safety corps in the league. rotoworld's take: http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/3974/player?r=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible_Red40 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Doughty > Horton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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