BLEED-B&G Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Bill Gates lives in fear that Reed Doughty's PC will crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLEED-B&G Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Reed Doughty doesn't play "hide-and-seek". Reed Doughty plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLEED-B&G Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Water boils faster when Reed Doughty watches it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAfan47 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Reed Doughty once shot down a german fighter plan by pointing his finger at it and yelling BANG. lol...... Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Seriously dude, POST THEM IN THE SAME POST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLEED-B&G Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Reed Doughty doesn't wear a watch. Reed Doughty decides what time it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAfan47 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Seriously dude, POST THEM IN THE SAME POST. Nah....... just Let the good times roll. Not my account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Nah....... just Let the good times roll. Not my account That's true! :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Reed kills running backs on contact... or TRIPLE your money back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Reed Doughty doesn't step on toes, he steps on necks. Reed Doughty knows the last digit of pi. Reed Doughty is incapable of hitting the broad side of a barn. Each time he tries, he destorys the entire barn. Most people fear the Grim Reaper. Reed Doughty considers him a "Promising rookie." Reed Doughty can win a game of Connect-4 in 3 moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dondrae474 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Reed was the reason that 24 ended. Jack Bauer got one look at him and crapped his pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseGoForTheWin Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 These one-liners are hilarious, even if they are recycled Chuck Norris jokes. Does anyone know if Reed himself is aware of the cult following he has? Can anyone get him to read this thread? I imagine he'd get a kick out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrelgreenie Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Most people fear the Grim Reaper. Reed Doughty considers him a "Promising rookie." Reed Doughty can win a game of Connect-4 in 3 moves. I've been laughing at this for like 5 minutes. But, on serious Reed is the man though and a good role model for the young football players around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexxskins Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 I've been laughing at this for like 5 minutes.Then you really need to get out more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin'Em84 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Little Known Fact- Reed Doughty had 1 son. His name was Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Reed puts two and two together and gets 1,689,254,284,708,120. Reed is the kind of man who spells trouble; t-r-a-b-o-l-e. If you try and correct him~ He kills you! Most men put their pants on one leg at a time. Reed puts his on however he wants! Every year... all of Reeds teammates get together and trim back his coolness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLEED-B&G Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 God wanted to create the world in 10 days. Reed Doughty gave him 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexxskins Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 God wanted to create the world in 10 days.Reed Doughty gave him 6. I guess that I arrived here late in the game and I'm definitely missing something.So, could you please clue me in to what all these comments mean? I mean wow. Edit: lol...nevermind, that's what my dumb ass gets for not reading the original post first. Carry on sir. But seriously though, it looks like you just hang out in here everyday...all day posting. Yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLEED-B&G Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Reed Doughty speaks Braille. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Reed Doughty once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt. He also speaks fluent French, in Russian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Reed once THOUGHT he was wrong, but he was actually correct. This is Reed's lone blunder. YOU figure it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Reed not only opens a can of whoop-ass, he is a can of whoop-ass! Forget about the fat lady, just forget it. It ain't over till Reed Doughty kicks your behind. Reed Doughty inspired the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. They just didn't have time for the football part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLEED-B&G Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Reed Doughty ran down a purse snatcher and returned the purse to a little old lady. The little old lady tried to reward Reed Doughty for his heroic action to which Reed Doughty replied; "There is no charge for Awesomeness." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Reed does not bleed B&G... he tattoo's it on your forehead. Reed Doughty is not allowed to play in the NFL UNLESS he promises not to make the other team cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Edit: lol...nevermind, that's what my dumb ass gets for not reading the original post first. . One of us... one of us... one of us... one of us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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