ddub52 Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Hey Mrs. Robinson! How've you been? Contrary to what you told me in my senior English class, I actually did make something of my life. I even worked as a sportswriter for a few years, and covered seven Redskins camps! How bout you? Still dressing several decades too young for your age and trying to pick up the janitor?See, Mrs. Robinson, I spelled "read" r...e...e...d in the thread title, because, haha, you might have noticed the guy I was talking about is named "Reed." Get it? A play on words. Wait...What? I still fail? OK, then **** you. Even with all of those accomplishments you still cant seem to understand sarcasm... one day you will learn -Mrs. Robinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHALEN Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Reed is the man thanks for the insightfull post.:hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Reed is the man thanks for the insightfull post.:hysterical: Thank Reed for kicking @$$ and taking names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Well considering he was one of the few bright spots in the game on Sunday, flying to the ball and making good solid tackles, I figured this post deserved a bump. Leftwich wasn't demoted by the Bucs, he just didn't want to face Doughty on Sunday and, let's be honest, who can blame him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Well considering he was one of the few bright spots in the game on Sunday, flying to the ball and making good solid tackles, I figured this post deserved a bump. Leftwich wasn't demoted by the Bucs, he just didn't want to face Doughty on Sunday and, let's be honest, who can blame him? Nice try GhostofSparta, but it was the Reed that made your fingers type! As it was Reed who willed me to comment on your post. :laugh: Wasn't he banned all last year for testing positive for himself? :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDERDOME Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Reed to the rescue!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Reed is the man... better recognize, fool! He is so good that in Haynesworth's contract, It sates that during every game, Reed has to let him make at lest one tackle! Reed Doughty is so good, he makes Tom Cruise jump UNDER the couch! This is you're offense... . This is your offense after Reed is done blitzing... :mad: That Reed's a bad Mother... "shut yo mouth"! Just talkin bout Reed! Need I go on? Only if "HE" wills it... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceviker Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Apparantly, he also commands to start against the Bucs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papabear Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I have always liked Reed Doughty. He's a damn solid player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 I have always liked Reed Doughty. He's a damn solid player. He is mostly made of very dense antimatter. When Reed makes contact with a wide receiver... KABLUEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papabear Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Dude, I'm so excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Dude, I'm so excited. Then you believe? Reed is pleased! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Yea verily it has come to pass that the faithful shall be rewarded. In fact, I heard a rumor that Reed has forced Mike Alstott out of retirement just so he can stuff him on a 2-pt conversion attempt to make ammends for the wrongs of the past. He's also the reason Josh Johnson is starting, because Byron Leftwich has had no feeling in his legs since he found out Reed was starting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Yea verily it has come to pass that the faithful shall be rewarded. In fact, I heard a rumor that Reed has forced Mike Alstott out of retirement just so he can stuff him on a 2-pt conversion attempt to make ammends for the wrongs of the past.He's also the reason Josh Johnson is starting, because Byron Leftwich has had no feeling in his legs since he found out Reed was starting. Awesome! The way of Reed is whacked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomadskin11 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 this thread is Reed-only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_Square Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Great article man, happy to hear he earned his spot back well deserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselfan44 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 go get'em Reed...make us proud, someone needs to...and Hail to the Real UNC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 So if Reed is coming in as a starter after not starting since our 4-0 run in 07, does this mean Todd Collins will get in as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSO Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I was once illiterate. Now I know how to reed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I was once illiterate. Now I know how to reed. REEDing is good for your brain... Reed is bad for the other teams players. It's the Reed decade. Ask not what you can do for your country; but ask yourself... what would Reed do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfMan Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 In REED we Trust!!:logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 In REED we Trust!!:logo: One of us... one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papabear Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Then you believe? Reed is pleased! If I had the ability to pick single defensive players in my fantasy league then I would drop the Philly "D" I have just to pick up Doughty. That's how much I believe! :saber: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneBoost Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 This made me laugh, I'm not going to lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted October 3, 2009 Author Share Posted October 3, 2009 Please allow me just a moment, if you would, to look every last one of the haters, doubters and flamers squarely in your beady little eyes and tell you -- with all due respect, of course -- I ****ING TOLD YOU SO!!!!!! :point2sky:point2sky:point2sky:point2sky:point2sky:point2sky:point2sky:point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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