Westbrook36 Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 The other day I was wrassling with some Mongols; well, I mixed it up with about 5 in a row. After I was done, I felt like ****. My lungs were burning, I was lightheaded, and even after several minutes didn't feel normal. I said **** it and threw up which did make me feel better a few minutes later. I called and told my wife the story yesterday. Without even attempting to be funny, she said "Ah, honey, you are just like Donovan McNabb". She doesn't know anything about football but she knows anyone who throws up after physical exertion is like McNabb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr1 Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 You pulled a 'McNabb'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWinzit Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 I guess your wife has better taste in humor than in men. No offense Bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted September 30, 2007 Author Share Posted September 30, 2007 I 'McNabbed' it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Well if you call in sick for work monday, you'll have Westbrook'd it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr1 Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 You know, I don't think too many people in this world get to wrestle with Mongolians...well, except for other Mongolians. Not sure, but just a hunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 You must have looked out of control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom [Giants fan] Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 You probably lost too, right? Definitely a McNabb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 You had a McNabbian moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 the Mongolian Stomper ruled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 The other day I was wrassling with some Mongols Shut your puke-hole and listen up, Maggot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 So did any of the Mongolians go off on a rant with the Media about how you choked under pressure and were garbage in pressure situations? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Westy's diary entries: 6 a.m. - Wake up 6:15 - take a dump 6:25 - wrestle mongol 6:45 - breakfast 7:30 - show up to work 7:45 - log on to ES, pretend to work 8:30 - wrestle mongol 9:00 - barf 9:30 - stare at secret stash of naked Bunkley pics 9:45 - wrestle mongol 10:30 - log onto ES, argue with bubba 11:00 - barf 12:00 lunch 1:00 - wrestle mongol 1:30 - stare at Bunkley pictures 1:45 - failure to climax... brings out 'heavy artillery' (TO pics from 2 years ago) 2:00 - success! 2:30 - wrestle mongol 3:00 - barf 5:00 - go back to barracks. Wrestle mongol on way home 5:30 - log on to ES. call out who-del 6:00 - check Bunkley's stats on ESPN.com, 6:30 - Dinner 7:00 - wrestle mongol 8:00 - call wife 8:30 - puke 9:00 - wrestle mongol 9:30 - lights out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted September 30, 2007 Author Share Posted September 30, 2007 Well, zoony. That was pretty goddamned funny. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 I have never even seen 5 mongols, let alone wrestle them. Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Well, zoony.That was pretty goddamned funny. :laugh: thank you :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Unfortunately, by the strange customs of Mongol culture, you're now engaged. To one of the really hairy ones. Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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