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      The Bill Callahan era began here at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. For the first quarter it was really,really bad football being played by both teams. 
      The Redskins were determined to establish the Run game. The First Quarter all they established was that they still couldn’t run. Or pass. Or do much of anything. 
       
      It wasn’t until the 2nd Quarter that Peterson was able to start ripping the worst Run D in the League for chunks of 18 & 24 yards. The Skins managed to score a TD with a 25 yard pass to Scary Terry McLaurin. 
       
      The Dolphins would open the Second Half only managing five plays before the Redskins would get the ball punted back to them. They would run a balanced run/pass attack of six plays for 70 yards in 1:25 ending in McLaurin’s second touchdown of the day. The Defense would then get a turnover allowing the Offense to get to Field Goal range and add another 3 points to make the score 17-3. 
       
      To open the Fourth Quarter, Hopkins would miss a 55 yard Field Goal, leaving the score at 17-3.  After being sacked five times, the Dolphins would pull their own switcharoo at QB and go to Ryan “Neckbeard” Fitzpatrick which resulted in a touchdown drive for them, making it 17-10. They went for & recovered the Onside Kick. They also managed to not score any points after that. The Dolphins would find theirselves with ball at the 2:00 Warning. Fitzpatrick would take them on a 9 play 75 yard touchdown drive with six seconds remaining on the clock. Miami went for the win with the 2 Point Conversion and failed. The Redskins would recover the onside kick by Miami and Keenum took a knee to get the Redskins their first win of the season. 
Big Weirdo

**** the Cowboys

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Let's face it most Coboys fans don't have anything better to do with their time. Other wise they wouldn't be on here whining. Let it go if they had a good team which they do not they would be posting on the Boys web site.

Hail to the REDSKINS!!:logo::logo::logo::logo::logo::logo:

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wow - I never saw this thread - I LOVE it!!

**** them cowpukes! and **** tony homo too!!

God I love this thread!!

Oh yeah - **** the cowpatties!!!!!

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Actual email exchange over the past few days:

Him:

Excellent!

$40 to make your wife happy:

http://www.amazon.com/Citizen-CD160-Player-Playback-Second/dp/B00011KNCS/ref=sr_1_35?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1240091294&sr=8-35

my trip to TX was pretty awesome. The border patrol tour we got would blow your mind. I had no idea how bad it is down there and what we're dealing with. I'll fill you in on Sat if I can remember.

getting back was not awesome. from El Paso to DC - over 12 hours, most sitting in the DFW airport.

Me:

Dude, I don't want a mobile CD player. I want a component CD player that's narrow enough to fit in the kitchen cabinet.

And btw, the reason Texas sucks because the Dallas Cowboys are there.

Him:

you're a bicky pitch. get the GE under cabinet mount.

and TX doesn't suck - its a whole 'nother country - does MD suck when the cowboys visit here?

Me:

I'm not buying a microwave oven, genuis.

And yes, the whole region's suck scale takes a major upswing as soon as their plane touches ground. It drops back to normal the minute the team leaves.

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**** Dallas...

I bet not having a pick the entire first day of the draft feels good for ol' Jerry Jones... ****er.

I guess not enough criminals and drug addicts had first-day grades. The clips of their do-nothing war-room was good times.

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Just feels good to say... **** DALLAS! :dallasuck

By the way, MTH, that video was awesome! Moss schooling the Cowgirl backs and that ST hit...can't wait for this season!

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**** Dallas

All ****ing Cowboy fans can have DEEEEZ slapped upon their chins

BTW **** Jerrah Jonas who happens to be turning into Al Davis Jr. Hahahaha you sorry ****ers

HTTR

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Wade Phillips is a border-line retard.

It's not polite to call someone a border-line retard when he is clearly retarded he crossed that border a long time ago

Edited by gatorskin77

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