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If you can't sit through this whole video, the Great Muta (who now wears an alien mask I guess) sprays his green mist into the vagina of a female wrestler, she gets pregnant and lays an egg that hatches into a 600 lb baby who sure looks a lot like Akebono. They become a loving, wrestling family.

 

 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41kcl_tajiri-tenryu-rg-vs-yinling-muta-mo_news

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I think Vince is gonna have a problem with these small wrestlers. By "problem", I mean their ceiling will only be so high. He had a hard enough time buying into Daniel Bryan, now there's a few of those guys. Bryan seemed like an exceptional case. AJ Styles looked tiny next to Jericho.

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I think Vince is gonna have a problem with these small wrestlers. By "problem", I mean their ceiling will only be so high. He had a hard enough time buying into Daniel Bryan, now there's a few of those guys. Bryan seemed like an exceptional case. AJ Styles looked tiny next to Jericho.

 

It really is a shame. I wish Vince would give up final creative say in lieu of HHH. Big guys have their place, but I would watch Ziggler over Reigns any day, for instance.

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With all the injuries combined with the declining ratings, I think of line from Cornette: "Guys are hitting each other twice as hard for half the reaction."

 

I get that these guys now make more in a year than Ricky Morton made in five, but the average career length is just plummeting. If you are going to ruin your career, do the smart way - with cocaine and steroids.


By the way, who wants odds on HHH tearing his quad three weeks before WrestleMania?

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With all the injuries combined with the declining ratings, I think of line from Cornette: "Guys are hitting each other twice as hard for half the reaction."

I get that these guys now make more in a year than Ricky Morton made in five, but the average career length is just plummeting. If you are going to ruin your career, do the smart way - with cocaine and steroids.

By the way, who wants odds on HHH tearing his quad three weeks before WrestleMania?

Austin basically said the same thing. Guys work so hard and fast nowadays that they can't get their bodies together.

I mean I went back and watched nitro from the 90s and every match was just slower paced than today.

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I would love to see what New Jack's brain looks like. They said Benoit had the brain of a senior citizen, but New Jack's brain has to look like it got run over by a car, rolled down a hill, and run over again.

How anybody agrees to get in the ring with him, I'll never know.

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I would love to see what New Jack's brain looks like. They said Benoit had the brain of a senior citizen, but New Jack's brain has to look like it got run over by a car, rolled down a hill, and run over again.

How anybody agrees to get in the ring with him, I'll never know.

Better question, why would any promoter sign him? I know small time promoters love to sign guys with some notoriety to get people in the venue, but New Jack has to be a huge liability. There are legit horror stories about New Jack.

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That Gypsy Joe match is small time New Jack criminality.

 

Ever wonder what it looks like when someone gets shived in prison?

 

New Jack is here to provide the visual. I have a near endless tolerance for this stuff, but I found this to be pretty disturbing:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtM8WXrPEZU


Or the time, he legit tried to murder Vic Grimes:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nHJHJQGjo0

 

(I should learn how to embed videos).

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Those two incidents are small potatoes compared to what the detestable Ian Rotten and some of his IWA-Mid South cronies did to some dude off the street (and aren't all IWA Mid South wrestlers just "dudes off the street") who didn't know how to properly work a death match with a woman.

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=48a_1390781699

 

Again, fair warning, this is a criminal act you are watching - not a wrestling match.


And while we all are feeling ill, here is Sid snapping his ankle off his leg, because Vince Russo thought three hundred and fifty pound muscle heads could perform moves off the top rope without a problem, right, bro?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOSYcM4AJ8k


Somehow, only one guy from this match is dead.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J--5O_mALEY

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I've never really been a fan of hardcore wrestling, at least what it became. When any Joe thought they could be a wrestler by being hardcore, it was a terrible thing. Which is why I kinda think ECW was bad for the business on a lot of levels.

I thought that aborted feud between Ambrose and Mick Foley had Ambrose saying some stuff I agree with, like there being an entire generation of guys thinking they could be wrestlers by maiming themselves.

Now, having said all that, you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. Like when WWE tries to have a hardcore match now, its so tame and neutered, it's not interesting.

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