Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 That's what he says. Spent too much time WOWing it up and being a fatty to get some buns. Now he's lost weight he's going to give it a shot. It isn't hard. Take a shot of fireball to loosen yourself up. Alcohol makes it easier to sleep with women you'd rather not and vice versa. It's a wonder drug. Troof^^^ Hell, instead of trying to hook up with a 22 year old with two kids (age 6 and 4), baby daddy in the picture and him rating her a possible 2 out of 10. He should try and hook up with a cougar who can show him the ropes and don't want anything but the D. ****, they used to play a commercial on Sirius for some cougar's looking for sex website like match.com. Heard it all the time when I listened to Howard, but that was like 4 years ago, so the name escapes me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 "Pray for deez nuts." Moco, I thought I was wild. You're a certified nutjob, and i love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 YOUNG!!! LOL!This bamma is in class looking up Halowwen Costumes. I mean that's cool and all, but it's the costumes he's looking up. Police man, Super Man, Green Lateren, Wolverwine, Spider Man, and now The Flash. You're man card is already taken dog.. I swear if he looks up Aquaman, I'm going to punch him in the face. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Moco, I bet there are some crazy ass 30-40 something divorcees out there that would be dying to rock your world if you tell them you've never dipped in lake poontang. Hell, you could make it your bit to get laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 YOUNG!!! LOL! This bamma is in class looking up Halowwen Costumes. I mean that's cool and all, but it's the costumes he's looking up. Police man, Super Man, Green Lateren, Wolverwine, Spider Man, and now The Flash. You're man card is already taken dog.. I swear if he looks up Aquaman, I'm going to punch him in the face. lol What if he's going to a Halloween party with some hot chick dressed as Wonder Woman, then some cosplay sex afterwards? With his I've got Spidy sense and gonna hit that **** in the invisible jet lookin' ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 YOUNG!!! LOL! This bamma is in class looking up Halowwen Costumes. I mean that's cool and all, but it's the costumes he's looking up. Police man, Super Man, Green Lateren, Wolverwine, Spider Man, and now The Flash. You're man card is already taken dog.. I swear if he looks up Aquaman, I'm going to punch him in the face. lol What if it was SEXY police man, SEXY superman, etc. in the middle of class. That would geek me out. ****ing creeper status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Moco, I bet there are some crazy ass 30-40 something divorcees out there that would be dying to rock your world if you tell them you've never dipped in lake poontang. Hell, you could make it your bit to get laid. Great minds think alike Springy. I just posted that. Quit fooling around with 22 yo single moms with two kids and get a cougar/mature woman that could care less about a relationship and just wants sex. They can be his Ms. Miyagi in the art of sex. Wax that ass on, wax that ass off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Great minds think alike Springy. I just posted that. Quit fooling around with 22 yo single moms with two kids and get a cougar/mature woman that could care less about a relationship and just wants sex. They can be his Ms. Miyagi in the art of sex. Wax that ass on, wax that ass off. Haha! I saw a car today with a "Don't Taze Me Bro" bumper sticker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I like the sound of that cougar thing but I mean the girl already said she was coming over tonight so yea like idk what to do. I mean yea shell come over and see what happens. I ripped threw my closet looking for condoms that i had bought just incase lol. All I found was 2 of the ultra ribbed joints. Ill wrap a t shirt around my willy jimmy so I won't feel anything. I have some whip cream in the fridge tho LOL Now is time for the thousands of hours of expierence I have watching Reality Kings to do me a little good. Now yea I know that none of those moves and **** work but like the thrusting techniques could be possible I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 she just said she was leaving the park to take her kids to their dads so she is on her way god i really hope she was talking about a actually park and not a trailer park. Okay guys pray for deez nuts to last long and proser. Ill see you guys late late or in the morning Oh lordith jeeebus please keep the rubberith tight and please hold thy nuts as if they were your own. amen You are eerily similar to Butthead. I can hear the laugh he does after every paragraph you wrote. This chick will probably punch you in the eye, then you'll go to get nachos immediately afterwards. Then you'll go home and watch music videos. Only difference is, you don't have a Beavis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 But in all honesty Ill just do it if it presents itself yea the cougar bit sounds good but it gets to a point where its like im getting too close to 40 year old virgin thats only 16 years away so its like a cougar aint gonna be all up on some soon to be 25 D What it be dirty to like hide a camera somewhere? lololol i kid i kid inb4mick2.0 If I get lucky and she ya know ya know what Im saying like "oh moco dat was so gud" I'll be liq yya babe dat was duh rookie D too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I mentioned it last night when he was going on about it. I referenced the "There's Something About Mary" scene. Never go on a date with a loaded gun. I told him I was blocking him. I only see his quoted posts. Just bought a set this afternoon. Not letting this **** happen twice. A set ? I was born with a set. Just a joke. It makes sense. Cops have phone detectors these days. They can tell when you are using it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 why would she text me asking how tall I am? Is it going to be a 500 pound black man wanting do deflower my butt? Dam I think of Kosher Ham as Hank Hill now if that was bothering him "Got dangit MoCo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Damn Moco stop typing man, fingers are gonna be too tired to please that filthy cavernous poontang later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 What if it was SEXY police man, SEXY superman, etc. in the middle of class. That would geek me out. ****ing creeper status. Say it isn't so. It was you looking up the costumes ? Oh my. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I miss the sleepy little neighborhood on 12th Street NW where I grew upAh, uptown. No wonder you're such a cool guy. 12th street....aka ONE DEUCE Not to be all up in your biz, but you sound really home sick. Any particular reason you have to stay in east Carolina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I told him I was blocking him. I only see his quoted posts. LOL, forgot all about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Damn Moco stop typing man, fingers are gonna be too tired to please that filthy cavernous poontang later. He's Skeeeered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Damn Moco stop typing man, fingers are gonna be too tired to please that filthy cavernous poontang later. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 LOL, forgot all about that. I gave him a little time...he just keeps doing a perfect Mick impersonation. No thanks. Easier for me to deal with ignorance than flat out stupidity. I know my patience levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Moco is gonna mess around and pull an American Pie. Soon as he grabs a boob....splat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I gave him a little time...he just keeps doing a perfect Mick impersonation. No thanks. Easier for me to deal with ignorance than flat out stupidity. I know my patience levels. I hear ya bro. After he PM'd me, he basically posted the exact same thing, someone needs to Gibbs slap him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 The Grouch avatar fits him perfectly lol Dont turn on me taze! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 The Grouch avatar fits him perfectly lol He told ya he was gonna do it, that his patience was running thin. What time is this chick coming over? Get off this board and get ready dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Moco is gonna mess around and pull an American Pie. Soon as he grabs a boob....splat. Skeeeweeeeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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