mcsluggo Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Yea I'm serious. If it tastes good then I'm all on it. Irish coffee is beast. Just because I'm a dude doesn't mean I have to drink crappy drinks that taste like butthole. wait... thats not in the card/contract??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Started talking to this girl. Don't want to talk to her anymore. So, I just don't talk to her anymore. It's been three days since we spoken to each other. I'm start to think her feeling on not talking is mutual. lol.... Keep it moving. Clearly neither of you were vested in a relationship. Plenty of potential partners out there MLS, plenty. Women out number men 8-1 (or something like that) in major cities. Now take into account the ones that are already married or in a relationship. The number is probably close to 20-1 for a single guy. Keep your head up. Do you and they will eventually flock to the point they are hard to get rid of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Keep it moving. Clearly neither of you were vested in a relationship. Plenty of potential partners out their MLS, plenty. Women out number men 8-1 (or something like that) in major cities. Now take into account the ones that are already married or in a relationship. The number is probably close to 20-1 for a single guy. Keep your head up. Do you and they will eventually flock to the point they are hard to get rid of. I hear ya. Funny thing is that this was the hardest I worked to talk to a girl. Once I started talking to her, I knew instantly that we just didn't connect. Kept trying to force a connection, it just didn't work. But yeah, I'm good. Won't be the first time it happened, probably won't be the last lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I hear ya. Funny thing is that this was the hardest I worked to talk to a girl. Once I started talking to her, I knew instantly that we just didn't connect. Kept trying to force a connection, it just didn't work. But yeah, I'm good. Won't be the first time it happened, probably won't be the last lol Then why keep trying ? Kill that noise. I am simply too busy with my own life to sit around waiting and hunting. Either you are in or out, make it clear rather quickly. Then I will find time, or even put something else on the back burner to make time. You are from DC, that term "swag" has nothing on what DC or NY fellas have. Use that to the fullest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Then why keep trying ? Kill that noise. I am simply too busy with my own life to sit around waiting and hunting. Either you are in or out, make it clear rather quickly. Then I will find time, or even put something else on the back burner to make time. You are from DC, that term "swag" has nothing on what DC or NY fellas have. Use that to the fullest. It's not that I kept talking to her and she kept blowing me off (no pun intended, I promise lol) but it was more like every time I tried to talk to her, something kept happening. So when I finally talked to her, I just knew instantly that this wasn't going to last long lol. She cool peoples though, but no. lol Oh yeah, I don't know if I really have "SWAG". I just have a presence. When I'm around, you'll feel it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Ohh... Stay away and count your blessings. It was going to be drama somewhere down the line. As I said before plenty of them, you will find the perfect one when you aren't even looking or barely trying. That is the word that we have "Presence" . Good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Was looking at car detailing and came across this in the description on their website: Chamois's drying capabilities are twofold. When damp, its flat surface molds to the hood or sides of a vehicle or a bald person’s head. This creates a tight seal that squeegees off excess water... Um, what? A bald person's head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Thought I'd put this here for folks to see.... Yes, the group of dudes could have been more cooperative, but they've got a pretty damn good point. Its quite clear that the first cop in the khaki uniform has a raging boner for these guys.... SMH NSFW - LANGUAGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Oh yeah, I don't know if I really have "SWAG". I just have a presence. When I'm around, you'll feel it. i think that is usually referred to as "girth" (politely) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Ohh... Stay away and count your blessings. It was going to be drama somewhere down the line. As I said before plenty of them, you will find the perfect one when you aren't even looking or barely trying. That is the word that we have "Presence" . Good call. I have no idea why I'm out of likes... Yeah man. Drama comes in any relationship. My last long relationship didn't have much drama, and honestly, I think that's why I got dumped. She told me I didn't care about anything... Which is a lie. I called her out on it, she didn't like it and she dumped me. That was a year ago and I'm still trying to figure out what the heck was her problem lol i think that is usually referred to as "girth" (politely) I can go somewhere with this, but I digress... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I can go somewhere with this, but I digress... i was going to try and be funny with an "engorged" joke....then I made the mistake of google image searching "engorged." Between the close ups of blood-filled ticks and penis pics....what has been seen cannot be unseen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 i was going to try and be funny with an "engorged" joke....then I made the mistake of google image searching "engorged." Between the close ups of blood-filled ticks and penis pics....what has been seen cannot be unseen. You should have heeded my warning bruh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 You should have heeded my warning bruh... was all happy to make a joke...then i hit the search button. saw a penis with a bowtie on it. BRUH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I have no idea why I'm out of likes... Yeah man. Drama comes in any relationship. My last long relationship didn't have much drama, and honestly, I think that's why I got dumped. She told me I didn't care about anything... Which is a lie. I called her out on it, she didn't like it and she dumped me. That was a year ago and I'm still trying to figure out what the heck was her problem lol I have no idea how likes work or how many are allowed. Drama is not simple or silly tiffs. Everyone has those. Drama is when it's like a soap opera and there is always some random stuff going on that you don't want to be involved in...made worse when your lady is a part of it. We rarely argue, but it does happen. I take it lightly. Example : I have a training camp dri-fit shirt from last year. For whatever reason she likes to wear it. I told her to buy her own, or I will buy her some. That is a shirt that will never be made again, ever. I can not stand her wearing certain shirts of mine, seemingly those are the ones she likes best. Drives me nuts. It's not like I am wearing any of her clothes. So get your own...jeepers. EDIT: I have plenty of shirts she could wear...some still with tags. haha. She says they are comfy, I say that is mine. I don't mind giving, but I do not like to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Recall one of the Fletch books commenting that the purpose of clothes is to make people want to take them off of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I don't think a girl ever wore my T-Shirt. I had plenty that wore my jacket though. It's funny because they are so small and I'm so big, so when they have on the jacket, they walk around looking like Magneto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 the purpose of clothes is to make people want to take them off of you. only reason i wear clothes (specifically underwear) is for everybody else's safety. if I were to take my drawls off, the whole room would go black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 only reason i wear clothes (specifically underwear) is for everybody else's safety. if I were to take my drawls off, the whole room would go black. That is not even close to what you said the other day...remember...you didn't get that benefit. MLS, She is a brat, she knows it won't make me walk out the door, but she also knows that I can't stand it. I told her the other day when she went to the gym...don't wear shirts that I wear. She proceeds to put on one of my white T's instead of my dri-fit...I might go insane. haha. All I could do was try to explain that I have at least 70 other T's she could wear. Grumble... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 That is not even close to what you said the other day...remember...you didn't get that benefit. notice his hand spacing... as far as your old lady wearing your shirts, i think its kinda hot. now, wearing one of your good Redskins shirts, she should probably be choked while wearing it...lightly but firmly....if ya know what i mean. And make her scream out "Santana!" the whole time my wife wears my crap shirts mostly (old t-shirts that i wear around the house). she knows if she put on one of my good skins shirts, i'd slap her with this BBC. brown butter container. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 What's it called when women get depressed after having a baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 lol Something is wrong with you Chewy lol What's it called when women get depressed after having a baby? Post pardon depression I think. Postpartum depression. My bad lol Postpartum Depression is rough man. My cousin just had it. It's no joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Postpartum depression.Yeah, that's it. I'm worried I might have that. Anybody here with a medical background can tell me if it's possible for a guy to get that after a big poop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Yeah, that's it. I'm worried I might have that. Anybody here with a medical background can tell me if it's possible for a guy to get that after a big poop? Man... lol The stuff that is posted in this thread. smh... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 only reason i wear clothes (specifically underwear) is for everybody else's safety. if I were to take my drawls off, the whole room would go black. ROFL... I was telling hubby just the other day about y'all's conversation about running on the treadmill naked, and what that would mean for you...LOL...dude, he laughed harder than he has in a while, said it was a hit response~~wait till he hears this one He's developing a new appreciation for ES Man... lol The stuff that is posted in this thread. smh... lol I was just gonna say the same thingLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Man... lol The stuff that is posted in this thread. smh... lol right LOL. If aliens infiltrated ES and browsed through this RTT, they'd probably move on to another planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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