Elessar78 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Im the kneejerk reaction type. During Wiz games I tossed myself on the ground when Nene missed a FT. During Redskins game I lock myself in a room and watch the game by myself I yell and go crazy. I pace and worry. If the Redskins are up and people say "Don't worry we won" I lose my mind and start hitting the wall. Never jinx it ever. Then I call into 980 and start talking smack When we got married, my wife didn't understand this. She grew up on a farm and her dad and brother always worked on Sundays in the fall—no time for football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 pretty quick, but good conversation just now in the hallway between a few of us. somehow we were discussing the greatest hood movies of all time. We all agreed that Baby Boy is extremely underappreciated and right up there with the big dogs like Friday, Menace, Boyz, Juice, New Jack, Paid In Full, Belly, etc. here's a slight list, man i forgot about some of these: Thank god for Jason's Lyric, Jada Pinkett showed us her bewbs and buttcheeks http://www.ranker.com/list/the-best-hood-movies/all-genre-movies-lists?var=2&utm_expid=16418821-39.C1Ff7mmuRWu97rdjNbg0dg.1&utm_referrer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Furl%3Fsa%3Dt%26rct%3Dj%26q%3D%26esrc%3Ds%26frm%3D1%26source%3Dweb%26cd%3D1%26ved%3D0CB0QFjAA%26url%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.ranker.com%252Flist%252Fthe-best-hood-movies%252Fall-genre-movies-lists%26ei%3D0IO9U7-ILNWqsQTTpIDABg%26usg%3DAFQjCNE2CTzt3q8eDYt9Djaf9xqI6Sm0xA%26sig2%3DS4OEGdCjD8co93WcBZHJQQ%26bvm%3Dbv.70138588%2Cd.ZGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Leprechaun in the hood is the best. My roommates use to smoke up at 3am and watch it 3 days a week for about 6 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Sinister Football is life. Its my first love. I'll die for the game. I told my players last season to give it everything. No one remembers the losers. I told them about 3 of them might play after HS, the rest would never touch a Football again. Don't live the rest of your life wondering what could have been. Don't be like me where everytime I see a field I think what could I have done if I tried harder. Do everything you can get dirt in your hands fire off the ball and let it go in the face. Step on toes. Hit someone so hard that their mom comes running on the field begging the coach to take their son out. Drag your feet over someone's facemask. Its a warzone play for the man next to you. But that does not exist anymore I guess. We played physical we set the rushing record when I played. LG. We were mean as hell. Throwing dirt in peoples faces. Having pancake competitions. I remember one game this Dlineman was laughing at me for yelling at the line. When the ball got snapped I snapped I just forgot the play picked him up pancaked him and grabbed him by the helmet and just started slamming it into the ground over and over again. That was only in 07. These new kids at the school don't play like that now. We hadent had a winning record since our senior year in 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Back is killing me. I goofed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 pretty quick, but good conversation just now in the hallway between a few of us. somehow we were discussing the greatest hood movies of all time. We all agreed that Baby Boy is extremely underappreciated and right up there with the big dogs like Friday, Menace, Boyz, Juice, New Jack, Paid In Full, Belly, etc. So funny you mentioned Baby Boy. I just looked at a couple of clips on Youtube because I saw this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Don't live the rest of your life wondering what could have been. Don't be like me where everytime I see a field I think what could I have done if I tried harder. Do everything you can get dirt in your hands fire off the ball and let it go in the face. Step on toes. Hit someone so hard that their mom comes running on the field begging the coach to take their son out. Drag your feet over someone's facemask. Its a warzone play for the man next to you. Jesus Mo...you got me ready to suit up right now. Hype LOL Ol' Remember the Titans lookin' ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Ol' Remember the Titans lookin' ass. The best way to joan on somebody. Period. "Ol' (fillin in the blank) lookin' ass." Or "lookin self" for those that don't curse. lol I used to make bammas cry when I joaned on them. But when you were a big kid like me, you had to be ruthless with the joans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The best way to joan on somebody. Period. "Ol' (fillin in the blank) lookin' ass." Or "lookin self" for those that don't curse. lol Lol, reminds me of that joint "Lookin' Boy" from '08. That song is hilarious lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 funniest insult I heard this week was "You got less brain power than an autistic dog you rocky Dennis looking mofo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Lol, reminds me of that joint "Lookin' Boy" from '08. That song is hilarious lol. Heck yeah man. When I first heard that song, I was dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 We should have an ES "Lookin' Boy" roast lol. It would probably be corny as hell though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The best way to joan on somebody. Period. "Ol' (fillin in the blank) lookin' ass." Or "lookin self" for those that don't curse. lol I used to make bammas cry when I joaned on them. But when you were a big kid like me, you had to be ruthless with the joans. awww man, a good joaning session. That's one of the things I miss most about being a teen. sitting around and frying each other. far as the "lookin' ass" stuff goes....told this one bamma "that's why your mom looks like Rickey Henderson. ol' 40-40 club lookin ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 These Daquann memes got me dyingggggg lmfaoooooo im sleep nsfw language https://twitter.com/ItsDaquann/status/486370204151459840/photo/1 https://twitter.com/AroundtheKlock/status/486747160084369408/photo/1 https://twitter.com/ItsDaquann/status/486420488454164480/photo/1 https://twitter.com/ItsDaquann/status/486395764776513536/photo/1 https://twitter.com/ItsDaquann/status/486352889867436032/photo/1 We should have an ES "Lookin' Boy" roast lol. Yes. Gotta post your picture and then get roasted Funny story my friend use to sit outside a mall and when someone would walk by he would start doing that Naruto chakra stuff with his hands like he was powering up and then he would start going on someone like "You look like a transvestite horse mixed with old chinese woman booooiiii" lmao it was kind of funny but also rude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Yes. Gotta post your picture and then get roasted Doesn't really have to have anything to do with a picture, honestly. Can be about anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 These Daquann memes got me dyingggggg lmfaoooooo im sleep "i'm sleep doe." ya man the Daquan stuff is better than the Kermit memes from a few weeks ago, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Doesn't really have to have anything to do with a picture, honestly. Can be about anything I want to roast your avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I want to roast your avatar I want to roast your cross dressing fetish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I want to roast your cross dressing fetish lols you took it out of context I was merely stating that if you wear a dress its easier to poop because you can just lift the dress up and you don't have to take off a belt or anything. Gosh you totally took me out of context gosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I want to roast your avatar i've watched your sig a hundred times, but just now noticed the "like a boss" dude pop up when he hits the 45 yard line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 One last time... maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 lols you took it out of context I was merely stating that if you wear a dress its easier to poop because you can just lift the dress up and you don't have to take off a belt or anything. Gosh you totally took me out of context gosh In context.... Out of context..... Something you muttered in your sleep..... Something you said n a trance/out of body moment..... something you said while feeling the spirit of the Holy Ghost. Doesn't matter. Nothing is off limits when it comes to a joaning/roast session. Everything you say and do can be held against you in the court of Joaning Law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Nothing is off limits when it comes to a joaning/roast session. Everything you say and do can be held against you in the court of Joaning Law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 All Rise for the honorable Supreme joaning Judge Sinister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Youngchew, you ol' Heavy D mouthed ass, "Now That We Found Love" lookin' ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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