Xameil Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 With all the random thoughts I put in every other thread I chime in on....why can't I think of one for this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 If I believe everything I say when I'm saying it, I'm not lying, so long as I never think about it again. Good one. I never lie, I may forfeit less than truthful information, but I never lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 They say, it's not cheating on a significant other if you're not nekkid...therefore I never take off my socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Chaos47 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I have to take a ****. This will be my second one today! I'm reading a book about the start of WWI while I do it. It's very relaxing and a peaceful break from the work day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg28daman Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Trainspotting is a really really weird movie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 It's 2:11 on Friday and it looks like I'm going to get stuck late at work. UUGGHHH!!!!! And it's raining!!!!! Actually, that's a good thing. We need the rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimm Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 i have stairs in my house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I wonder why I didn't post in the random thoughts thread from a couple years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webnarc Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 All good thread topics have been started before, it's time for me to drink bleach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Girlfriends get upset way too easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Does a bear **** in the woods and wipe it's ass with a fuzzy white rabbit? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 My computer cheats something horrible at hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I had another random thought, but I completely forgot what it was. Sucks to be over 30. :doh: Oh yeah!! Two things about working in a nursing home: 1) Dementia comes early to you through osmosis. 2) It's great to work at a place where, when you fart, you can blame it on the residents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I can't wait for my Yuengling to get here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFan2000 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Yesterday I went to... uh... no, that wasn't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsForLife260 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Im proably gonna get banned from this site for saying this but, right now but i actually kind of need the offseason. Like its so weird right now i really dont care for football at all. I am in love with college basketball. But once football season starts its obviously differnt. Idk maybe i just like college basketball better.Im weird i dunno. Anyone else have this problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted February 25, 2006 Author Share Posted February 25, 2006 Woohoo. I didn't have to work late after all. In fact I escaped 15 min. early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webnarc Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I can't remember if I signed up for the alzheimer's support group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Painting is going to suck today with this hangover. This hangover is devastating. Coffee is the best invention ever. THANKS GOD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 i have stairs in my house Do they go up or down? :dunce: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LD0506 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 My random thoughts all got steamrolled after reading this thread and thinking "WTF is with these people?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Do they go up or down? :dunce: They go sideways...wierd huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Lamb Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I have to poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 why don't they make two-tone underware? Brown in back and yellow in front. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I hate my own fart smell. you need to get a better nose. Try the nosetron 3000.I'm reminded of a comedy routine I heard. He suggested that someone go to a party and take a **** on the coats, just to see how the people reacted. At some point in the night someone will come into the room and say, "someone took a **** on the coats", and then you just say, "better not be on my coat" and you're in the clear. Then you just watch and observe. Sorry, it didn't work.... Damn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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