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From the WSJ: Liberal politics will prove fruitless as long as liberals refuse to multiply thread

I'm not sure which is worse, the feeling when a condom breaks or the warm wet feeling when you fart and think you've pooped yourself.

I need the address of the hair fairy. She stopped leaving money a long time ago.

Pet Fiesta

Morning wood is ridiculous to pee with.

Bleeds Gold - ABCNews.com: Ready or Not, Bird Flu Is Coming to America Context doesn't make it any less funny.

Just because you can take a crap without lowering your pants doesn't mean you should.

When I read my fortune cookie and it said "that wasn't chicken" I realized that I like cats after all.

I can't remember if I signed up for the alzheimer's support group.

All good thread topics have been started before, it's time for me to drink bleach.

Everytime I get kicked in the nuts a warm sensation floats up my body in a slow moving wave which turns into pain as soon as it reaches my head.

If I believe everything I say when I'm saying it, I'm not lying, so long as I never think about it again.

I'm gonna call the cops on Chopper Dave.

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Sometimes, after I take a crap, I look at my creation and think "I don't remember eatting that"