webnarc

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About webnarc

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  • Birthday 03/19/1973

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  1. webnarc

    The "Taken out of context" thread.

    From the WSJ: Liberal politics will prove fruitless as long as liberals refuse to multiply thread
  2. webnarc

    Random Thought Thread

    I'm not sure which is worse, the feeling when a condom breaks or the warm wet feeling when you fart and think you've pooped yourself.
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    Random Thought Thread

    I need the address of the hair fairy. She stopped leaving money a long time ago.
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    Morning wood is ridiculous to pee with.
  5. webnarc

    The "Taken out of context" thread.

    Bleeds Gold - ABCNews.com: Ready or Not, Bird Flu Is Coming to America Context doesn't make it any less funny.
  6. webnarc

    Random Thought Thread

    Just because you can take a crap without lowering your pants doesn't mean you should.
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    Random Thought Thread

    When I read my fortune cookie and it said "that wasn't chicken" I realized that I like cats after all.
  8. webnarc

    Random Thought Thread

    I can't remember if I signed up for the alzheimer's support group.
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    Random Thought Thread

    All good thread topics have been started before, it's time for me to drink bleach.
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    Everytime I get kicked in the nuts a warm sensation floats up my body in a slow moving wave which turns into pain as soon as it reaches my head.
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    Random Thought Thread

    If I believe everything I say when I'm saying it, I'm not lying, so long as I never think about it again.
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    Random Thought Thread

    I'm gonna call the cops on Chopper Dave.
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    Random Thought Thread

    :laugh:
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    Sometimes, after I take a crap, I look at my creation and think "I don't remember eatting that"