webnarc

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  1. From the WSJ: Liberal politics will prove fruitless as long as liberals refuse to multiply thread
  2. I'm not sure which is worse, the feeling when a condom breaks or the warm wet feeling when you fart and think you've pooped yourself.
  3. I need the address of the hair fairy. She stopped leaving money a long time ago.
  4. Morning wood is ridiculous to pee with.
  5. Bleeds Gold - ABCNews.com: Ready or Not, Bird Flu Is Coming to America Context doesn't make it any less funny.
  6. Just because you can take a crap without lowering your pants doesn't mean you should.
  7. When I read my fortune cookie and it said "that wasn't chicken" I realized that I like cats after all.
  8. I can't remember if I signed up for the alzheimer's support group.
  9. All good thread topics have been started before, it's time for me to drink bleach.
  10. Everytime I get kicked in the nuts a warm sensation floats up my body in a slow moving wave which turns into pain as soon as it reaches my head.
  11. If I believe everything I say when I'm saying it, I'm not lying, so long as I never think about it again.
  12. I'm gonna call the cops on Chopper Dave.
  13. Sometimes, after I take a crap, I look at my creation and think "I don't remember eatting that"
  14. :notworthy. That's a cool photo!