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polywog999

polywog999

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I know where is an hind !

But as for me, alas ! I may no more,

The vain travail hath wearied me so sore ;

I am of them that furthest come behind.

Yet may I by no means my wearied mind

Draw from the deer ; but as she fleeth afore

Fainting I follow ; I leave off therefore,

Since in a net I seek to hold the wind.

Who list her hunt, I put him out of doubt

As well as I, may spend his time in vain !

And graven with diamonds in letters plain,

There is written her fair neck round about ;

' Noli me tangere ; for Cæsar's I am,*

And wild for to hold, though I seem tame.'

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ixcuincle

ixcuincle

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As I said in the chat the only thing keeping me sane during the Redskisn blowout was making humorous observations on commercials during the game

They are so stupid it's hilarious

And why are all the commercials for beer "Lite beer"

Where's all the regular beer

BUDWEISER

MILLER

NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO ADVERTISE MILLER LITE

**** that

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thebluefood

thebluefood

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I think if I were to rank the commercials I hate the most, they would be:

1.) Goofy light beer commercials that (usually) revert to flat, sophomoric humor

2.) Insurance commercials that use wretched gimmicks and don't really go into any of the details about their policies (Allstate's actually pretty good about avoiding that, though)

3.) Cell phone commercials that use crappy hipster music. Ugh.

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ixcuincle

ixcuincle

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<BeePeeaRe> Ricky Bobby: No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?

<NYK> there he is

<BeePeeaRe> Lucius Washington: No, I don't know what that means. I guess longer life.

<BeePeeaRe> Ricky Bobby: No, he didn't live. It's just exciting that we're trying things like that

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Bubble Screen

Bubble Screen

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Quick which two to start in a PPR league? Rice Moreno Goodson
Moreno and Rice. Goodson has been good lately, but Stewart will likely get more touches this week than he has been getting.

I need to start charging.:)

---------- Post added December-5th-2010 at 10:42 PM ----------

Moe's :hump:ing Katy Perry :ols:

EDIT: And I THINK they got away with an oral sex joke :ols:

Mr. Burns kissed a girl, and he liked it.

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DarrellsMyHero28

DarrellsMyHero28

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The Law of Gus

I keep mentioning the Law of Gus without ever really defining it, so let's do it right now. If Gus Johnson is calling an NFL game, the odds quintuple that (A) the lead will change hands in the fourth quarter; (B) someone will complete a long pass in a big moment that will make Gus' voice hit an octave only dogs can hear; and © the game will go into overtime or at least come damned close. It seems impossible that the mere presence of an announcer would alter the course of the game, but here's my theory: I think God sits in his Man Cave on Sundays and says, “Which game is that Gus Johnson calling? I get a kick out of that guy. I think I'll make his game exciting and see if he completely loses his mind.”

-- Bill Simmons

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