royallypwned Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Are you one of those people that asks someone if you can have some of their food as you're taking a bite of it? nope... I don't ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I've got 40 minutes to kill and I'm sooooo bored. going on guard at VMI at 1:30. more people need to post, NOW edit: wow, I just noticed that this is page 1000. what an incredible honor lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 So that's what I got a feeling, tonight's going to be a good night is from man I am out of touch with the music the young'uns listen to these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Why do ppl do fantasy football drafts before preseason is over?It's going to suck if one of your players gets injured in preseason week 4 and is out for ten weeks... Why do people do fantasy football drafts, period. The best ones are the ones without drafts. Yeah, I really like the video. I like Too Short's "Blow the Whistle" because Nyjer Morgan uses it as his song when he bats...and he's the only Nat that stood out to me when I went to the Nationals game. Brian McCann has "Use Somebody" when he comes up. And that was very fitting today, as he USED the Marlins' pitchers to the tune of 5 RBI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Why do people do fantasy football drafts, period. The best ones are the ones without drafts. Meh I got to talk to people I haven't heard from in years...we were talking trash about the lions and I was like "So [insert Friend] how many games are the Lions going to win this year, 2" and he was like "I can't wait until Ernie Sims sacks #4" , good trash talking going on Then another person got mad at me because I took the full time to draft players lol, the last pick out of accident I picked Jake Delhomme and got a lot of flak for that. It's good fun and good ribbing I hope you don't have the same attitude towards fantasy baseball lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Why do people do fantasy football drafts, period. The best ones are the ones without drafts. The live draft is one of the best things ever!!!!!!!! Last year I got flak for taking Michael Turner in the 2nd round as a sleeper......HA!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Meh I got to talk to people I haven't heard from in years...we were talking trash about the lions and I was like "So [insert Friend] how many games are the Lions going to win this year, 2" and he was like "I can't wait until Ernie Sims sacks #4" , good trash talking going onThen another person got mad at me because I took the full time to draft players lol, the last pick out of accident I picked Jake Delhomme and got a lot of flak for that. It's good fun and good ribbing I hope you don't have the same attitude towards fantasy baseball lol I don't play fantasy baseball. Just Nascar and NFL for me. But I've never bothered with the games with the drafts. Just not my cup of tea. I'm more into the salary cap games or the ones where you only get to use a QB, RB, WR, etc two times over the course of the season. Those, to me, are just alot more fun. And less time-consuming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 The live draft is one of the best things ever!!!!!!!! Last year I got flak for taking Michael Turner in the 2nd round as a sleeper......HA!!!!!!!!! This is my first year. Should be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Read: I saw what you posted and took out. So there.:yes:Sigh. I think I'm going to see the word Campbell in my sleep.Campbellcampbellcampbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Maybe I'll shock the world and draft Jason Campbell. What do you think, PCS? Would Jason Campbell be a good choice? Should I pick Jason Campbell over someone else? I mean.. it is Jason Campbell we're talking about. How do you feel about me drafting Jason Campbell for my fantasy team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I hate FF Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/24/swedish_shortage/ Who'd a guessed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Oh man, this chick is hot.:smooch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I would have loved to see the cops expressions here http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2009/08/20/story_wood.html?sid=102# A man who caught fire earlier this week when police shot him with a Taser said Thursday that the police action against him was not warranted. Daniel Wood faces charges that include resisting arrest and assaulting an officer stemming from the incident Monday night outside the K-Mart store on Memorial Drive. Police were called to the area after receiving reports that Wood was inhaling chemicals from an aerosol can and running through traffic. Officers arrived and deployed a Taser on Wood after he became combative, police said. In a phone interview with 10TV's Cara Connelly, Wood admitted that he was using the chemical to get high, but he denied police claims that he was combative. He said the shot from the Taser somehow ignited, causing burns to his body. "My complete right half of my upper body is burned," Wood said. "I have bandages from my wrist all the way up my arm and across my right pectoral.":hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Several random thoughts for which I cannot take credit, but most of which I agree with: -I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. -More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. -Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? -Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. -That's enough, Nickelback. -I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. -Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with? -Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft. -There is a great need for sarcasm font. -Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it. -I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. -How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? -I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. - I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. -The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text. - A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it. - LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say". - I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. - Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying. - Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". - How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? - I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! - Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies" -What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other? - While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. - MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. - Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. - I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water. -Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. -I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. - Bad decisions make good stories -Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do! - Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year? -If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible. -Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem.... -You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. -Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection. -There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. -I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. - "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever. -I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?' -I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? - I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. -When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking. -I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes. -Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles... - As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists. -Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. -It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood. -I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. -Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it. -Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time... -My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that? -It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text. -I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit. -I think the freezer deserves a light as well. -I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I've read all of those before and they are all pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Not a single dentist would sell me novocaine today. Jerks. I just need the tooth yanked and I'm not quite tough enough anymore to only use whiskey. Well, maybe I am. Tooth pain sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Is it September 13th yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanboyOf91 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 :cloud9: :saber: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boysetsfire Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Saw this on one of my friends facebook wall. Holy crap do they need to run this PSA here in the States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boysetsfire Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 E:60 is one of the few quality shows ESPN has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 No school + no job + no cable + no internet (until about 20 minutes ago) ---> I just baked homemade cookies from scratch, without an electric mixer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 No school + no job + no cable + no internet (until about 20 minutes ago) ---> I just baked homemade cookies from scratch, without an electric mixer! I want some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boysetsfire Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I want some Me too!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I puked and crapped myself at the same time at the end of the Rangers game tonight. I also had a heart attack and brain aneurysm. Being rushed to the ER. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I puked and crapped myself at the same time at the end of the Rangers game tonight. I also had a heart attack and brain aneurysm. Being rushed to the ER. lol I must admit that I am impressed that not only are you posting, but coherent, as you are being rushed to the ER. Also, how did you get the ambulance to let you use their wireless intenet? Last time I was in there, they were quite stingy about it. Something about emergencies only, and how I should stop thrasing, and then there was morphine and I woke up 2 days later. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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