The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 (edited) i just hate the black eyed peas MissU hates Black eyed peas Edited August 30, 2009 by The Brave Little Toaster Oven Link to post Share on other sites
MissU28 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 (edited) MissU hates Black eyed peas along with Black kanye wests Edited August 30, 2009 by MissU28 Link to post Share on other sites
GhostofSparta Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 along with Black kanye wests He's not only black, but a gay fish too. Link to post Share on other sites
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I just told my Muslim friend that if I get a 4.0 GPA and a hot Arab woman after she prays for me, I'll convert I'm kinda nervous I might have to :paranoid: Link to post Share on other sites
Slacky McSlackAss Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I just told my Muslim friend that if I get a 4.0 GPA and a hot Arab woman after she prays for me, I'll convert I'm kinda nervous I might have to :paranoid: How great would it be if you missed a 4.0 by like 2 percentage points in a class. I'd laugh my ass off if you did. Besides, I doubt the Muslim faith would want you anyways. Link to post Share on other sites
Mickalino Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I just told my Muslim friend that if I get a 4.0 GPA and a hot Arab woman after she prays for me, I'll convert I'm kinda nervous I might have to :paranoid: What if the Arab woman turns out to be really ugly ? Would that count ? Or would you just make her wear a Paper Bag over her head, I mean a Burqua ? Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Rich Fla Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 OK, I can't believe I'm saying this. I've been beating around the bush for a couple of weeks now. I'm SO in LOVE I can't stand it! I know there are more than a few women on here that are gonna take shot, so go ahead MissU28 and whoever else wants a dig. It doesn't matter. You guys were the ones who kept telling me all women are not the same and I wouldn't believe you. I do now and thank you all for your support. This is too much. I AM FORREST GUMP!:cloud9: Link to post Share on other sites
Mickalino Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I just told my Muslim friend that if I get a 4.0 GPA and a hot Arab woman after she prays for me, I'll convert I'm kinda nervous I might have to :paranoid: OK, I can't believe I'm saying this. I've been beating around the bush for a couple of weeks now. I'm SO in LOVE I can't stand it! I know there are more than a few women on here that are gonna take shot, so go ahead MissU28 and whoever else wants a dig. It doesn't matter. You guys were the ones who kept telling me all women are not the same and I wouldn't believe you. I do now and thank you all for your support. This is too much. I AM FORREST GUMP!:cloud9: For BLTO's sake, I think it would be funny if you were in love with an Arab woman. One less opportunity for him Link to post Share on other sites
Mickalino Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Besides, I doubt the Muslim faith would want you anyways. The Muslim faith wouldn't want him, or the Muslim people ? I didn't know faith could talk ? Link to post Share on other sites
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 How great would it be if you missed a 4.0 by like 2 percentage points in a class. I'd laugh my ass off if you did. Besides, I doubt the Muslim faith would want you anyways. Its still great for me I'll take the good grades this semester since I have hard classes. What if the Arab woman turns out to be really ugly ? Would that count ? Or would you just make her wear a Paper Bag over her head, I mean a Burqua ? Did you even read it? I said she had to be a 'hot Arab woman'. If she's not hot, it doesnt count and I dont have to convert Link to post Share on other sites
Mickalino Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Did you even read it? I said she had to be a 'hot Arab woman'. If she's not hot, it doesnt count and I dont have to convert well duh, Arabs live in the desert, so of course they're ALL going to be hot, the question is whether she's gorgeous Link to post Share on other sites
CRobi21 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Feels good to have money in my pockets again!! Will look to blow it on something special here soon... Link to post Share on other sites
royallypwned Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Feels good to have money in my pockets again!!Will look to blow it on something special here soon... ??? Link to post Share on other sites
abdcskins Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I flopped quad aces tonight. Unbelieveable. I couldn't even make that much money cuz no one wanted to bluff at it. Still left up $120. Link to post Share on other sites
royallypwned Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I flopped quad aces tonight. Unbelieveable. I couldn't even make that much money cuz no one wanted to bluff at it. Still left up $120. Nice! I played poker tonight too. The best hand I had was turning a straight flush. But we were playing Omaha that particular time, so it's not quite as impressive. Omaha hi-lo split is my favorite. Link to post Share on other sites
CRobi21 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 ??? Hint: It has 6 strings! Link to post Share on other sites
royallypwned Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 (edited) Hint: It has 6 strings! a geeetar?? nice! Edited August 30, 2009 by royallypwned Link to post Share on other sites
abdcskins Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 (edited) Nice! I played poker tonight too. The best hand I had was turning a straight flush. But we were playing Omaha that particular time, so it's not quite as impressive. Omaha hi-lo split is my favorite. Nice. I've never played Omaha at a casino, I just stick to No-limit Texas. I know Omaha has a lot of action with crazy hands. I was at the $40 no limit table tonight at Hollywood Park, it gets pretty loose there. I am gonna start playing the $100-$300 no-limit table at Hustler more often cuz honestly I think I can play with anyone. I'm a tight player and rarely play the worst hand. I've pondered becoming a professional poker player, but that would require tournaments. Maybe...I am unemployed right now. I think that might be a foolish move though. Earlier this month I drove to Vegas on a spontaneous one nighter. Mostly played roulette, but sat down and played in the poker room at the Bellagio. Got there at like 2 am, saw Johnny Chan, Patrick Antonious, John Juanda, Jennifer Harman, and a couple other pros I recognized playing with $1000 chips at some high limit game. Made me feel like I was with the big boys, even though I was at the smaller table. Edited August 30, 2009 by abdcskins Link to post Share on other sites
royallypwned Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Nice. I've never played Omaha at a casino, I just stick to No-limit Texas. I know Omaha has a lot of action with crazy hands. I was at the $40 no limit table tonight at Hollywood Park, it gets pretty loose there. I am gonna start playing the $100-$300 no-limit table at Hustler more often cuz honestly I think I can play with anyone. I'm a tight player and rarely play the worst hand. I've pondered becoming a professional poker player, but that would require tournaments. Maybe...I am unemployed right now. I think that might be a foolish move though.Earlier this month I drove to Vegas on a spontaneous one nighter. Mostly played roulette, but sat down and played in the poker room at the Bellagio. Got there at like 2 am, saw Johnny Chan, Patrick Antonious, John Juanda, Jennifer Harman, and a couple other pros I recognized playing with $1000 chips at some high limit game. Made me feel like I was with the big boys, even though I was at the smaller table. yeah I will typically just play Holdem at casinos. I have to really come prepared if I want to play Omaha. The casino I go to just past the Oklahoma border has $2-$5 Omaha where the minimum buy-in is $300, but most everyone you will see buys in for about $1000. I've bought in for the min a couple times. One time I left with a slight profit, the other time I got up to about $1200, and was one hand away from cashing out, before losing half of it on one hand (I had the 2nd highest full house and lost to the best one) and then losing it all about 15 minutes later. Yeah that sucked. Haven't been to the casino in a few months though. Just been playing small cash games with friends. My buddy and I were thinking of going to Vegas in November for the main event final table. I bet that would be a blast. Link to post Share on other sites
Bubble Screen Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 My buddy and I were thinking of going to Vegas in November for the main event final table. I bet that would be a blast. You should wait and go in December. Not like your football team will be worth watching, then. :evilg: Link to post Share on other sites
twa Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Is she legal? Link to post Share on other sites
boysetsfire Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 ^^^^ Oh. My. Goodness. Link to post Share on other sites
Bubble Screen Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I bet she's not. But DAYUM. Link to post Share on other sites
royallypwned Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 You should wait and go in December. Not like your football team will be worth watching, then. :evilg: Link to post Share on other sites
Capt Rich Fla Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I bet she's not legal. Look at those hands. Still got little girl hands, but I believe the judge would let you slide when it's all said and done. Link to post Share on other sites
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