fuji869 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Have a look at our newest Aircraft Carrier.... The US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today. Pictured above: the USS William Jefferson Clinton CVS1 set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC. The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Clinton and his foresight in military budget cuts. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one F14 Tomcat -or- F18 Hornet aircraft, which although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence. As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified and includes members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation. The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense - in fact in times of conflict its orders are to remain in hiding in Canada, but will be used extensively for social experimentation and whatever worthless jobs the ex-commander in chief and his wife can think of. It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV's "The Real World." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Zzzzzzing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 thats a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 That Clinton doesn't have a very long deck.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I actually expected it to be a submarine being he likes things that go down......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 This made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I actually expected it to be a submarine being he likes things that go down......... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Yea, that was a pretty good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonnyRules Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Great one....too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rypien 91 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Pretty funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I gotta admit, that pic's pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor 36 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 :laugh: that was great!!!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 All it's missing is a fake palm tree and a kiddie pool :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 You forgot to mention the cigar bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heyholetsgogrant Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Link? =) -Grant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 You forgot to mention the cigar bar. :doh: :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I actually expected it to be a submarine being he likes things that go down......... No that would be the USS San Francisco which isn't surprising since it is long and full of seamen which the residents do go down on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Is there somewhere on the boat you can get haircuts from Christophe? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 No that would be the USS San Francisco which isn't surprising since it is long and full of seamen which the residents do go down on Is that the ship you served on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 No that would be the USS San Francisco which isn't surprising since it is long and full of seamen which the residents do go down on Funny original post. Not that it matters, but the USS San Francisco was a highly decorated heavy cruiser that survived Pearl Harbor, was the flagship and took a terrible beating in the naval battle of Guadalcanal (according to Admiral King the most furious naval battel of all time) and eventually earned 17 battle stars. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 All it's missing is a fake palm tree and a kiddie pool :laugh: And the AstroTurf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokie4redskins Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I thought Clinton's aircraft carrier was the USS Monica Lewinsky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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