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The Official Thread for the Unofficial ES Tailgate 11/20/05 [UPDATED]


RonJeremy

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ok guys, long time no see. Going to the game on Sunday. Looks like a lot of new faces here. Anyway, can I come to your tailgate? Did the location change from last year?

Against the woods at the F60 pole! Look for the ES banner on the tent or my car that will say ES Tailgate across the back.

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What did I miss???

This is what I have so far:

1) Extra 5th of Vodka and Bloody Mary mix (iheartskins). I'll provide ice and cups.

2) Bringing Jagermeister for Red-Headed Sl*ts and Surfer on Acid shots.

3) Assorted mixers and juices.

4) Restocking previous liquors.

I think warm drinks are a good idea as the forecast is calling for a low of 36 degrees on game day. Unfortunately, I don't think I can be the one to handle those orders. Making up shots and drinks for everyone is work enough. Of course this doesn't mean that someone else can't bring the aforementioned cider.

Some of the members of the ES have asked what they could bring to help out at the bar. Here are a few suggestions:

Extra extra 5th of Vodka (HOF44)

Baileys Irish Creme (wskin44)

Kahlua (Chappelle)

Crown Royal (RJ/Bugs)

Apple Pucker

Blue Caracao (MissU28)

Myers Dark Rum

Halter's Irish Booze

With the above ingredients the bar list will be:

New FUBAR Shots:

1) Jager Bombs

2) Irish Car Bombs

Shots:

1) Burgundy Bomb (Italian Surfer)

2) Kamikaze

3) Purple Hooter

4) Red Headed Sl*t

5) Banana Boomer

6) Bubble Gum

7) Surfer on Acid

8) Alien

9) Washington Apple

10) Royal Flush

11) B-52

12) Mudslide

13) Prairie Fire!!!

Drinks:

1) Long Island Iced Tea

2) Electric Lemonade

3) California Lemonade

4) Cape Cod

5) Tequila Sunrise

6) Bahama Mama

7) Rum Runner

8) Planters Punch

9) Madras

10) Bay Breeze

11) Blue Hawaiian

12) Hurricane

I'll update list as people specify what they are bringing.

In the words of Chappelle as Sam Adams, "It'll get ya drunk!"

bumping up the booze list!!

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Well .. if you guys consider jeans and a sweatshirt a "Super Lush" outfit ... then I guess that I'll be wearing it ...

Jerks!

You do just fine in jeans & sweatshirt sweetie. Besides it will be a little colder Sunday than the previous tailgates. I'll get more chocolate, and we won't even make Robin flash for it. Unless she wants to. :cool:

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The turkey is thawing as week speak, the Jameson is aging and the Molson Can. Light is beiong Chilled.

4 days till game time!!

I just had an idea: If I bring a big cooler full of ice and put a few beers in it and set it by Chappelle's bar, others could contribute a can or bottle of whatever they are drinking. It's an easy way for folks to contribute.

:cheers:

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You do just fine in jeans & sweatshirt sweetie. Besides it will be a little colder Sunday than the previous tailgates. I'll get more chocolate, and we won't even make Robin flash for it. Unless she wants to. :cool:

haha well thanks. I don't think I'll be flashing anybody. Only at country concerts where beer is 8 bucks and I'm poor.

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Great now we are gonna have to listen to halter and unsonny sing country music and sell 8.00 beers :(

I can hear it now: (Apoligies to Big & Rich)

Well, I walk into the room

Passing out hundred dollar bills

And it kills and it thrills like the wings on Pez's grill

And from Chappelle's bar I get a double round of crown

And everybody's getting down

An' FedEx ain't never gonna be the same.

Cause I saddle up my horse

and I ride into the city

I make a lot of noise

Cause the ExtremeSkins girls

They are so pretty

Riding up and down Arena Drive

on my old stud Leroy

And the girls say

Save a horse, ride a dull-ass cowboy.

Everybody says

Save a horse, Ride a dull-ass cowboy

Well I don't give a dang about nothing

I'm singing and Hail Hailing

While the girls are drinking

$8 Long necks down!

And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy

or my Chevrolet for your Escalade

Or your freak parade

I'm the only John Wayne left in this town

And I saddle up my horse

and I ride into the city

I make a lot of noise

Cause the ExtremSkin girls

They are so pretty

Riding up and down Arena Drive

on my old stud Leroy

And the girls say

Save a horse, ride a dumb a$$ cowboy.

Everybody says

Save a horse, Ride a dumb a$$ cowboy

I'm a thourough-bred

that's what she said

in the back of my truck bed

As I was gettin' buzzed on Raub's suds

Out on some back country road.

We where flying high

eating Pez' wings & fine wine, having ourselves a big and rich time

And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.

But her evaluation

of my loser cowboy reputation

Had me begging for slavation

all night long

So I took her out giggin frogs

Introduced her to my old bird dog

And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of

And we made love

And I saddled up my horse

and I ride into the city

I make a lot of noise

Cause the ExtremeSkin girls

They are so pretty

Riding up and down Arena Drive

on my old stud Leroy

And the girls say

Save a horse, ride a sorry a$$ cowboy.

Everybody says

Save a horse, Ride a sorry a$$ cowboy

What? What?

Save A Horse Ride A loser cowboy

Everybody says

Save a Horse Ride a loser cowboy.

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he's up to 16 posts in 3 months...look out!!! Just jokes!!

RJ + 1

Chappelle + 1

Skinsfan1311 +1 Mrs. Skinsfan can't make it: I'm bringing one of my son's friends, Chris...big boy...I think he's 7' tall!! I'll scrounge up some Maker's Mark and some beer......anything food wise I should bring? See ya then!

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Uh oh...my kryptonite....:doh:

Ah....a fellow Ambassador? Don't worry, man...I'll put it in a lead bottle!

Please tell me you don't ruin it with anything, like coke or ginger ale.....the only thing you need for some Makers...is a glass... and maybe few ice cubes, or some spring water is acceptable... Are you bringing some home-brew?

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Yeah, I'm an Ambassador. Just got my Makers Mark Xmas cards the other day :)

Makers shouldn't be spoiled with anything added. All you need is a glass and some ice cubes! :cheers:

Unfortunately my homebrew is on hold for a while due to a recent surgery. But I hope to have a batch done in time for the Cowboys game.

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Yeah, I'm an Ambassador. Just got my Makers Mark Xmas cards the other day :)

Makers shouldn't be spoiled with anything added. All you need is a glass and some ice cubes! :cheers:

Unfortunately my homebrew is on hold for a while due to a recent surgery. But I hope to have a batch done in time for the Cowboys game.

Good Man! One of my most treasured pieces of Resdsins paraphanelia, is my Redskins Maker's bottle........I just got my Xmas cards too...I'm going to travel down to Loretto, in ~3 yrs when the Ambassodor's barrels are ready.....see you Sunday....

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