Commander PK Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 12 Types Of Women To Avoid Ever been with one of these? Some women are bits and pieces of each put together. This should create some interesting and humorous conversation. Ladies no need to get bent out of shape. I'm sure you've got a list of men to avoid somewhere. Enjoy this for what it is. (Many a truth has been spoken in jest though ) http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_100/114c_dating_advice.html 1- Miss Feminist This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, "All men think with their penises." Avoid her at all costs. 2- Miss Take She's out for your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks her vagina is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since she has no concept of someone else's feelings, her only interest is in getting what she wants. And don't be fooled -- some apparently very "nice" girls are the greediest of them all. 3- Miss Romance This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life. The Miss Romances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told they are "princesses," and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. Miss Romance will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag. Run. 4- Miss Elusive This woman is closely allied to Miss Romance, but with a dark side. She is usually one of the "walking wounded" -- someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present. Your association with her will be one of utter frustration, as first she shows great interest in you, but very quickly runs away -- then repeats this cycle over and over again. Miss Elusive is the queen of mixed messages. She will flirt with you and date you, but you'll never get past "friend" status. What you will get is a million excuses for her unavailability, all calculated to deceive herself that she just doesn't have time for a relationship. Save yourself some heartache -- don't get involved with her. 5- Miss Angry Like Miss Feminists, Miss Angrys really don't like men. They scorn the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man they've ever encountered. To Miss Angry, there's no such thing as a nice guy -- they're all "jerks," "creeps" and "pigs." Many of them have lots of simmering anger at men, which can explode at any moment like an erupting volcano. Unless you're into lots of drama and screaming, stay away. 6- Miss Insecure This woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don't take long to surface. Pretty soon she's calling you 10 times a day, asking to see "where the relationship is going," or because she "just wants to hear your voice." She needs constant reassurance that she's attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes. She's clingy, needy and compulsively agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for "someone better." This kind of thing can get really creepy really fast. 7- Miss Biotch (edit) Miss Biotches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female world. They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else. Most Miss Biotches qualify as Miss Takes, too. Miss Biotches are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut through the world. 8- Miss Me A close relative of Miss Biotch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes. She is a selfish, self-indulgent, self-serving narcissist who was raised as "daddy's little girl," and expects the same from you. Unless you enjoy the company of spoiled brats, stay far, far away. 9- Miss Desperate Whether it's her baby clock ticking or she's the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, Miss Desperate wants to get married -- now. She doesn't care who the guy is or what he does -- as long as he's got a penis she can drag him to the altar. Watch out for this one! 10- Miss Turncoat She's a conniving little piece of work who's an expert at conning men. Miss Turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you're hooked deep into the relationship (or married)… and then the truth comes out. Overnight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding, greedy, mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she doesn't get her way. 11- Miss Tease Usually, you can spot Miss Teases a mile away because she flirts with anything in pants and flaunt her sexuality at every opportunity. Sometimes she sponges off older men; sometimes she's a ball-buster who enjoys getting men sexually excited and then walking away; and sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey. No matter how she operates, you can't trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she'll dump you in a heartbeat. 12- Miss Controlling She is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life. She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what friends you can have, what you can eat -- everything. And if you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut off sex, cry, scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and succumb to her demands. you've been warned! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autographcollector Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 What about miss HO-OOOOOOO??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by autographcollector What about miss HO-OOOOOOO??? Hey, this was the 12 women to avoid. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 13. Miss HO-OOOOO Miss Ho is a the very definition of Rick James "supa freak." Her insatiable desire for variety of sexual partners is second only to her sex drive itself. She's willing to try just about anything... usually more than once, and has no problem doing just about anything imaginable, with just about anyone imaginable. Unless you like STD's, avoid her at all costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autographcollector Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by Painkiller Hey, this was the 12 women to avoid. :laugh: :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 What about Miss Ogyny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by Ancalagon the Black What about Miss Ogyny? I never much liked that broad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by Tarhog I never much liked that broad! Me neither, she's the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 I think my last serious girlfriend was parts of Miss Take, Miss Romance, Miss Biotch, and Miss Me all rolled into one. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I was with Miss Insecurity/Romance for 3 years. I nearly got an ulcer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Wow... I thought that I was bitter... :whoknows: My ex was a schizophrenic and was every one of those women above! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endzone_dave Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I married a "12- Miss Controlling" and I'm an expert in this subject. Miss Controllings are actually controlled all their life by their parents, so they think that controlling someone is normal behavior. You won't know they are a #12 until after you're married because they are smart enough to know a guy would never marry one if they had the choice. But then once you get married, BLAM, every damn thing you do has to be done exactly the way they want it done. The best way to handle it: don't do anything, or even better, call her by her mom's name when she acts like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I just want a woman who's about 3 feet tall, a flat head to rest my beer and pistol grip ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Well, I think I'm dating a Miss Insecure. Oy...very nice, we get along but definitely a little early in the relationship to be letting some of that stuff surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Well, I'm married to Mrs. Normal so I'm laughing at all you single guys out there. HAHAHA!!! Good luck with the freaks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 so basically you want to avoid just about every woman in the world. am i reading that right? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jones Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Originally posted by dks1240so basically you want to avoid just about every woman in the world. am i reading that right? No, just the imperfect and abnormal ones leaving the perfect and normal ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty P For The Pulitzer Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Originally posted by dks1240 so basically you want to avoid just about every woman in the world. am i reading that right? :laugh: I think someone forgot to tell her that this is for the small percentage of guys who are looking for more than sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross3909 Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 I am also married now so I am shaking my head and remembering all the drama of dating. You did not mention Miss Trashy-Dramacraving-twokids at home, loves to start fights when you are out on your first date so you can finish them and show that you would fight for her honor. ...Or did she not make the list. She is definetly on mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Sounds like there was a trailor park in your past, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Originally posted by dks1240 so basically you want to avoid just about every woman in the world. am i reading that right? :laugh: That's exactly what I was thinking while I was reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Originally posted by Fred Jones No, just the imperfect and abnormal ones leaving the perfect and normal ones. like she said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofer Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 Also not listed: Miss Compulsive Liar. This lady will say anything to anybody to get what she wants, or to get out of trouble. Of course, this leads only to more trouble. When confronted with the truth, Miss Compulsive Liar will break down, crying, begging for forgiveness, and swearing to never ever ever lie again. Which of course is a lie. Run, don't walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted July 2, 2005 Share Posted July 2, 2005 yea just to clarify, i think every girl has a little bit of some of these in them. (im sure there are a few exceptions though). im sure there could be a list of 34972398 men to avoid :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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