China Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 How would you like to have to sit next to this guy on a plane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 DTC=wannabe Philly fans Why anyone would WANT to be like them is beyond me. True about the Twilight moms. That back boobs one in 11194 is :puke: That Star Trek one is :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I made this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 I made this one :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick86L Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 :hysterical: not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Original ad: **********HEY YOU THERE*************-$1500 HELLO I AM LOOKING FOR A FORD EXPLORER!I NEED A TRUCK SO IF YOU ARE SELLING YOURS AND IT HAS NO PROBLEMS WHAT SO EVER THEN LET ME KNOW. I'M A SINGLE MOTHER OF 3 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS AND WE NEED A WAY TO GET AROUND WHERE NO BODY WILL BE ALL CRAMPED UP AND A EXPLORER WILL DO US JUST FINE. I'M LOOKING TO BUY AROUND THE END OF OCTOBER IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT YOU WANT TO SELL THEN GET AT ME A.S.AP. (the ad also had a picture of her posing for the camera, like that is necessary for an "auto wanted" ad) Me to SHANIQUA ************* Hello, I saw your ad on ********** and I think I have a great car for you. I am selling my 1996 Ford Explorer. I used to work in the film industry, and I got this car after it was used in a movie. It has a custom paint job from the movie set. I barely drive it, so it has only around 60,000 miles on it. I really have no use for it anymore, so I am willing to get rid of it. Take a look at it and let me know what you think. I've attached a few pictures of it. Please note that it did have a MINOR accident involving an animal and may have slight damage. Thanks! SHANIQUA ************* to Me Sir I thank you for trying to help but I don't want to drive the truck from the dinosaur movie.I wouldn't mind if I had money to get it painted over but I don't. Thanks anyway Me to SHANIQUA ************* I always believe that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, and you shouldn't judge this car by its paint job. It has a great engine that will not quit. From the inside, you can't even tell it is painted like that. This car is reliable, and will NOT be going extinct any time soon. SHANIQUA ************* to Me No thanks!!!! Me to SHANIQUA ************* Tell you what, for an extra 50 bucks I will spray paint the entire car flat black. I took an art class in high school so I have some experience painting and it will look great. SHANIQUA ************* to Me NO THANKS!!!WHEN YOU GET A SHINY BLUE OR BLACK ONE THEN YOU LET ME KNOW. Me to SHANIQUA ************* Here's what I am willing to do. For $60, I will spray paint the entire car black, and then cover it with scotch tape so it is shiny. I'll also throw in a VHS of Jurassic Park I taped off of TBS 5 years ago. Includes many classic "retro" commercials that you don't see on TV anymore. A collector's goldmine! SHANIQUA ************* to Me NO THANKS TRY SOMEONE ELSE.I'VE ALREADY MADE A DEAL WITH SOMEONE ELSE THEY WILL BE BRINGING ME THE TRUCK TOMORROW MORNING. Me to SHANIQUA ************* WAIT! Before you make that deal, check out the new, REPAINTED Explorer. I repainted it a nice shiny blue. Please check out the picture and reconsider! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted December 4, 2009 Author Share Posted December 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 (edited) I think there's something wrong with the 2012 Olympics logo; looks like Lisa performing fellatio on Bart: Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman Edited December 4, 2009 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I think there's something wrong with the 2012 Olympics logo; looks like Lisa performing fellatio on Bart:<SIMPSONS FELATIO> is that really the logo!!??!! oh so symbolic pearl necklace and all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popeman38 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 is that really the logo!!??!! oh so symbolic pearl necklace and all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 is that really the logo!!??!! oh so symbolic pearl necklace and all? Here's the real logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I think there's something wrong with the 2012 Olympics logo; looks like Lisa performing fellatio on Bart:Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPlainsDrifter Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPlainsDrifter Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 (edited) http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb168/meatsdsp/0bricks-1.gif Has a naughty word at bottom...NSFExtremeskins. Look close, it's there and funny as hell. Edited December 5, 2009 by HighPlainsDrifter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 (edited) Ditto Christmas lights.:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Edited December 5, 2009 by ACW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb168/meatsdsp/0bricks-1.gifHas a naughty word at bottom...NSFExtremeskins. Look close, it's there and funny as hell. BOOOOOOOOOOO. I had a sneaking suspicion it was coming too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsTerps26 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsTerps26 Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 (edited) Edited December 7, 2009 by SkinsTerps26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Is that guy who's being arrested eating his ticket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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