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#98QBKiller Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 One of my faves: :laugh: It took me a minute to figure out what song that was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Koolblue13 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 HELL EXPLAINED_BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT *The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student *The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: *Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? *Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. *** One student, however, wrote the following: *First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. *Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.* *This gives two possibilities: *1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. *2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. *So which is it? *If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' *THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dan T. Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 HELL EXPLAINED_BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT*The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student *The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: *Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Good story, but Snopes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Good story, but Snopes. Oh, I never would have thought that to be real. Just funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Oh, I never would have thought that to be real. Just funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Fun with Google autocomplete: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 hope your done with breakfast - lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 hope your done with breakfast - lol Do you have the image of "Owned by the DTC" where that Philly fan has an object thrown at him? I know I've asked you for this image before but I keep misplacing it. I will be sure to save it this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Devastate Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Dude that snot one sucked.. I just ate ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 Do you have the image of "Owned by the DTC" where that Philly fan has an object thrown at him? I know I've asked you for this image before but I keep misplacing it. I will be sure to save it this time. it might be in there somewhere...if not....i'll look around some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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#98QBKiller Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 That snot one was ruthless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I see the DTC ones now. Thanks. OWNED BY THE DTC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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