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Over a year old, but still funny:


Guy In Online Group That Points Loaded Gun At Genitals To ‘Own Libs’ Accidentally Shoots His Crotch


A member of a Facebook group dedicated to men who post photos of loaded guns pointed at their privates in an attempt to “trigger liberals” has accidentally shot himself in his junk, Vice reported.




The unidentified member of the group “Loaded Guns Pointed at [B]enis” from the San Diego area posted a video of himself pointing his .45-caliber M1911 semiautomatic at his crotch.

After a brief pause, the gun suddenly went off.


“Hey [b]ois, I might have f— up,” the man wrote above a photo of a towel stuffed between his legs, along with blood splattered on the floor and a copy of the Constitution, according to Vice.


The original footage was quickly deleted but the group’s members later uploaded it again, the outlet reported.


“God’s caliber [.45] went through my scrotum, mattress, boxspring, and floor,” the man wrote as he bled.

He initially thought the round had just grazed his testicles but was later surprised to learn at the hospital he had actually hit him.


“Turns out it wasn’t a graze, that round went right the f— through me,” he later wrote. “What I thought were two graze wounds, turned out to be an entrance and exit wound.”


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On 12/16/2021 at 7:14 PM, China said:

@skinsmarydu spotted at work:



Btw, this is actually hilarious...I was just telling a co-worker yesterday about Lisa at "Sunny Side Up" in Savannah.  I've seen her fall, fall into guests with her arms full of plates, crack two coffee carafes together & break them on the floor...the woman was a walking disaster, but she got half of that side of town fed every morning (somehow) and they loved her.  This is just a sampling of what I saw on my occasional visits, my husband ate breakfast there every morning and always had a story, she claimed him as one of her "regulars".  :ols:

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