RonJeremy Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 I have pasted a copy of an e-mail I recieved this morning from one of my co-workers who is a Cowboys fan. He always makes a point to rub it in when the Redskins lose so I sent him a nice e-mail this morning about the Cowboys being blown out by the Packers. This was his response: The Cowboys stink!!!!!!!!! I actually saw Eddie George talking trash to one of the Packers' linebackers in the first quarter. If you are averaging less than 3 yards per carry and a certain running back in Arizona is averaging over 4 yards per carry with 2 or 3 100 yard games running behind an offensive line that is 10 times worse than the Cowboys you should adhere to the following rules: 1. Run and fall down for your normal 3 yards and a cloud of dust 2. Fall down when a defender scrapes his fingernail on your shoe lace 3. Then Get up and tell the guy "good fingernail" 4. Turn around and take your "sorry I can't hit the hole in less than 10 second, can't break a fingernail tackle, soon to be unemployed a** back to the huddle and don't say s*** to anybody but; "My fault, I just couldn't break the tackle. He gave me permission to post this here! I almost fell out of my chair laughing. :laugh: I thought everyone would enjoy this!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afparent Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 They are in total disarray in Cowboy land! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlobberKnockinFootball Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Lets make sure when we play them that we keep them that way.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Last time I checked 90% of the members here were like this after the cowboys game so I'm not going to pick on them. I still have my list FULL of stupid quotes by many of you here.........It's gonna come back eventually. Soon as we start winning I'm gonna post it. Misery loves company, and people love to complain.~brainpaint~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGGS_DADDY Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Kind of difficult to win games when the ref's dont hand you touchdowns ha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jones Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 I agree Kingbrice, but it's still fun to make fun of the hated cowboys regardless of whether it is hypocritical or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 If I remember correctly, the Dallas trolls were out in full force. I have no problem talking trash to them, they deserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Originally posted by Fred Jones I agree Kingbrice, but it's still fun to make fun of the hated cowboys regardless of whether it is hypocritical or not. :doh: yeah you're right......:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 you guys need to thank me. i picked the cowboys to beat the giants, figuring it was time for a little reverse mojo, as the football gods have something against me...:paranoid: sure enough, the team i picked lost. so i decided to roll with it, and i picked the cowboys to beat the steelers.... again, it worked. yesterday, i put the pack/dallas game on for just a couple minutes....and said...Go Cowboys! .....my wife looked at me like i was nutz...."what did you say?" "i said go cowboys"......shortly after that, the pack scored another TD...."yeah! how bout them cowboys!!" i don't think the football gods have figured it out yet, and hopefully they don't read this message board.... :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins4eva Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 The sad, sad thing is that no matter how bad and pathetic the cowboys are (and make no mistake: they are both bad and pathetic right now) when we play them, they might as well be the patriots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 You should be living here in Dallas and listen to dear old Parcells. Now THAT would bring a smile to your face!! Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinsNation Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 If we LOSE down there at Texas Stadium the next time we play those guys then we should be contracted or moved to Los Angeles.... Of course Im exagerating a bit...but that team has zero threats at any position. Roy Williams is their best overall player and he is a safety. If we find a way to lose that game Im gonna go bezerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte51Coleman Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Originally posted by KINGBRICE_28 Misery loves company, and people love to complain.~brainpaint~ Now you're quoting mods from the Cowboy Zone?:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 hey Brice, many of us were probably pissed after our losses, in just the same way. However there are some consistencies to our complaints, our line is sucking (which it sorta is), Brunell sucks (obviously), now I heard some anti Portis and Taylor remarks, ive always had faith in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Originally posted by RedskinsNation If we LOSE down there at Texas Stadium the next time we play those guys then we should be contracted or moved to Los Angeles.... Of course Im exagerating a bit...but that team has zero threats at any position. Roy Williams is their best overall player and he is a safety. If we find a way to lose that game Im gonna go bezerk. When are people going to stop making excuses about us losing to Dallas? I laugh anytime the refs are blamed. IT's always something. If history shows us anything, especially recent history, it is that the Cowboys beat us no matter how good or bad they are. I still can't believe the Cowboys went 6-0 against the Redskins the 3 years they finished 5-11! Do the math, 40% of their wins in that 3 year time span were against the Skins! The Cowboys suck, but they beat us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlinginSammy HOF '63 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 I realize that we act like that when we lose, but what makes it funny coming from them is they're also the loudest and most obnoxious fans when they're winning and when they show a trend of losing they dry up and disappear or latch on to the next hot team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Originally posted by Blondie You should be living here in Dallas and listen to dear old Parcells. I'll just bet big Bill is stepping up and taking the hit himself and not putting all the blame on his players....right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Posse91 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 please................. how many times have we talked about the cowboys in disarray (the past four or five years)and then when they play us they look like playoff contenders and kick our arse. I dont care how well they play vs everyone else, until we beat them soundly they still own us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Originally posted by RonJeremy I have pasted a copy of an e-mail I recieved this morning from one of my co-workers who is a Cowboys fan. He always makes a point to rub it in when the Redskins lose so I sent him a nice e-mail this morning about the Cowboys being blown out by the Packers. This was his response: The Cowboys stink!!!!!!!!! I actually saw Eddie George talking trash to one of the Packers' linebackers in the first quarter. If you are averaging less than 3 yards per carry and a certain running back in Arizona is averaging over 4 yards per carry with 2 or 3 100 yard games running behind an offensive line that is 10 times worse than the Cowboys you should adhere to the following rules: 1. Run and fall down for your normal 3 yards and a cloud of dust 2. Fall down when a defender scrapes his fingernail on your shoe lace 3. Then Get up and tell the guy "good fingernail" 4. Turn around and take your "sorry I can't hit the hole in less than 10 second, can't break a fingernail tackle, soon to be unemployed a** back to the huddle and don't say s*** to anybody but; "My fault, I just couldn't break the tackle. He gave me permission to post this here! I almost fell out of my chair laughing. :laugh: I thought everyone would enjoy this!! :laugh: That's hysterical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Originally posted by SlinginSammy HOF '63 I realize that we act like that when we lose, but what makes it funny coming from them is they're also the loudest and most obnoxious fans when they're winning and when they show a trend of losing they dry up and disappear or latch on to the next hot team. BINGO! :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red zone Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Slingin' Sammy HoF '63 speaks the truth. I haven't actually hated a Cowboy player since back in the seventies. It's the obnoxious fans that get me going. All up in your face when they win, and scatterin' like roaches when they lose. America's Team my a$$.....:puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlinginSammy HOF '63 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 It's like that on another non NFL message board I go to alot. When the Cowboys are winning there's always a thread titled "How 'bout them Cowboys! Yeehaw!!!" but when they lose it's not there. Needless to say there hasn't been a Cowboy thread for weeks. They started a Cowboys game thread against Minnesota and it was getting alot of posts ans suddenly about mid third quarter they all quit posting. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cphil006 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 I don't care if the 'boys are good or bad, I just want to beat Dallas!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 I don't see how any Redskin fans can make fun of the Cowboys and expect to NOT look stupid. That sucky team OWNS us. Why don't you all be quiet and stop setting yourselves up for humiliation? If we could just stay humble long enough to build some good karma, we MIGHT beat them one day. The real losers are US until we break the chokehold that the Cowboys have on us. You know it's true, so stop acting like children and taking any straw you can reach to try and put the Cowboys down. They make us all look like FOOLS twice a year. Save the talk 'til after the walk. You're OWNED, not Dallas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfujskins Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Thats it. I gotta ask. I've been wondering about this forever. Ok.....what would Redskins fans perfer if they had ONE choice, beat Dallas or make the playoffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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