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Walk a bit, drink water, talk to people, read books, maybe have some protein.  This is what passes for advice?  We can do better.  I’ll get us started.

 

how to be a real man:

- keep your promises.  
- learn to make a great steak.

- have at least three items in or around your home that you can fix.  
- treat women like equals that do not exist for your amusement.

- be able to catch a fish and a baseball. (Not at the same time)

- one trip is all you get to bring the groceries inside.  

- be able to socialize without embarrassing your loved ones, but embarrass them sometimes just to keep them on their toes.

- speak in a higher pitched voice around your family for so long that they think you’re upset if they ever speak to them normally.

- become wildly territorial about at least one chair in your house.  

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36 minutes ago, China said:

 

OK Archie.

 


you’re mockery is just unresolved trauma. 


 

43 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said:

 

What about treating everyone equally as lessers who do exist for my amusement?


We call that “the tourist”

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14 hours ago, Destino said:

Walk a bit, drink water, talk to people, read books, maybe have some protein.  This is what passes for advice?  We can do better.  I’ll get us started.

 

how to be a real man:

- keep your promises.  
- learn to make a great steak.

- have at least three items in or around your home that you can fix.  
- treat women like equals that do not exist for your amusement.

- be able to catch a fish and a baseball. (Not at the same time)

- one trip is all you get to bring the groceries inside.  

- be able to socialize without embarrassing your loved ones, but embarrass them sometimes just to keep them on their toes.

- speak in a higher pitched voice around your family for so long that they think you’re upset if they ever speak to them normally.

- become wildly territorial about at least one chair in your house.  

See I got all these but the high pitched voice thing 

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