PleaseBlitz Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Cooked Crack said: No meditation, eh. Edited January 27 by PleaseBlitz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Walk a bit, drink water, talk to people, read books, maybe have some protein. This is what passes for advice? We can do better. I’ll get us started. how to be a real man: - keep your promises. - learn to make a great steak. - have at least three items in or around your home that you can fix. - treat women like equals that do not exist for your amusement. - be able to catch a fish and a baseball. (Not at the same time) - one trip is all you get to bring the groceries inside. - be able to socialize without embarrassing your loved ones, but embarrass them sometimes just to keep them on their toes. - speak in a higher pitched voice around your family for so long that they think you’re upset if they ever speak to them normally. - become wildly territorial about at least one chair in your house. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 25 minutes ago, Destino said: treat women like equals that do not exist for your amusement. What about treating everyone equally as lessers who do exist for my amusement? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 33 minutes ago, Destino said: - become wildly territorial about at least one chair in your house. OK Archie. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 36 minutes ago, China said: OK Archie. you’re mockery is just unresolved trauma. 43 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: What about treating everyone equally as lessers who do exist for my amusement? We call that “the tourist” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 I got the first 2 swing and miss on the remaining 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 14 hours ago, Destino said: Walk a bit, drink water, talk to people, read books, maybe have some protein. This is what passes for advice? We can do better. I’ll get us started. how to be a real man: - keep your promises. - learn to make a great steak. - have at least three items in or around your home that you can fix. - treat women like equals that do not exist for your amusement. - be able to catch a fish and a baseball. (Not at the same time) - one trip is all you get to bring the groceries inside. - be able to socialize without embarrassing your loved ones, but embarrass them sometimes just to keep them on their toes. - speak in a higher pitched voice around your family for so long that they think you’re upset if they ever speak to them normally. - become wildly territorial about at least one chair in your house. See I got all these but the high pitched voice thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 On 12/27/2022 at 9:16 AM, GhostofSparta said: 1. Swift as a coursing river 2. All the force of a great typhoon 3. All the strength of a raging fire 4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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