The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[TradeTheBeal!]

A valentines classic.

[TK]

[Cooked Crack]

 

[Renegade7]

[Cooked Crack]

 

 

[PleaseBlitz]

It's fun that his handle indicates that he views himself, the sex offender, as the real victim. 

[Skintime]

[TradeTheBeal!]

No.

[Captain Wiggles]

[Captain Wiggles]

[PleaseBlitz]

Thats pretty tame. If i moved my couch I fear there would be bones.

[BleedBNG]

[Captain Wiggles]

[Destino]

4 hours ago, Captain Wiggles said:

thats nothing. I had ferrets for a short while growing up and those little assholes steal for real. Let them loose and people in your house will quickly start noticing missing objects. From what I understand they all have preferences on what they steal and there’s no way to predict it. One of mine really liked shiny things. So naturally he stole my parent's wedding rings and my dad’s watch. The other one stole chocolate. 
 

so like I said, I had ferrets for a short while. 
 

 

[zCommander]

[zCommander]

[zCommander]

[Renegade7]

Only on the condition he lets her live...

 

 

[Simmsy]

[Koolblue13]

[The 12th Commandment]

7 hours ago, zCommander said:

He was mid chorus.  "Hello my baby, hello may darlin..."

[Xameil]

8 hours ago, Destino said:

thats nothing. I had ferrets for a short while growing up and those little assholes steal for real. Let them loose and people in your house will quickly start noticing missing objects. From what I understand they all have preferences on what they steal and there’s no way to predict it. One of mine really liked shiny things. So naturally he stole my parent's wedding rings and my dad’s watch. The other one stole chocolate. 
 

so like I said, I had ferrets for a short while. 
 

 

Mine would steal credit cards. I caught my ferret opening up purses and going for wallets. You'd think zippers would be safe....nope. ferrets know how to open em.

42 minutes ago, The 12th Commandment said:

He was mid chorus.  "Hello my baby, hello may darlin..."

Pretty sure that was a frog that did that...

[Simmsy]

[The 12th Commandment]

15 minutes ago, Xameil said:

Mine would steal credit cards. I caught my ferret opening up purses and going for wallets. You'd think zippers would be safe....nope. ferrets know how to open em.

Pretty sure that was a frog that did that...

****roach watches old cartoons too

[Xameil]

Just now, The 12th Commandment said:

****roach watches old cartoons too

He can watch and dream as he watched the frog dance on screen