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Busch1724

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Well typically 4 teams don't make the playoffs that did the year before. Sometimes it's 5 teams. Looking at last year's teams I'd think the Texans, Dolphins, Cowboys, and Falcons won't make it. Texans don't have a quarterback and won't win the division because of an improved Titans team. Dolphins just won't get in as a wildcard again. Cowboys won't because of not winning the division and won't get a wildcard because of either the Giants or Redskins. The Falcons won't because the Super Bowl loser generally struggles during the following season. 

 

 

 

 

BTW, the Patriots win it all again.  Raiders may give them a run for their money.

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NFC Playoff Teams:

 

1. Tampa Bay

2. Seattle

3. Green Bay

4. Philadelphia

5. Minnesota

6. New Orleans

 

Green Bay def. New Orleans

Minnesota def. Philadelphia

 

Green Bay def. Seattle

Minnesota def. Tampa Bay

 

Green Bay def. Minnesota

 

AFC Playoff Teams:

 

1. New England

2. Pittsburgh

3. Oakland

4. Tennessee

5. LA Chargers

6. Baltimore

 

Oakland def. Baltimore

LA def. Tennessee

 

New England def. LA

Oakland def. Pittsburgh

 

New England def. Oakland

 

Super Bowl: New England def. Green Bay

 

End of Season Awards:

 

MVP: Aaron Rodgers

DPOTY: Khalil Mack

OROTY: Christian McCaffery

DROTY: TJ Watt

COTY: Anthony Lynn

 

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88Comrade2000

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My 2017 NFL Predictions:

 

NFC Playoff teams:  (1) Green Bay (2) Seattle (3) Tampa Bay (4) New York Giants (5) Minnesota (6) Arizona

NFC Playoffs:  WC: Tampa over Arizona, Minnesota over NY Giants

                        Div: Green Bay over Minnesota, Seattle over Tampa Bay

                     Chmp: Green Bay over Seattle

 

AFC Playoffs teams:  (1) New England (2) Pittsburgh (3) Oakland (4) Tennessee (5) Baltimore (6) San Diego

AFC Playoffs:  WC: Oakland over San Diego, Tennessee over Baltimore

                        DIV: New England over Tennessee, Pittsburgh over Oakland

                      Chmp: New England over Pittsburgh

 

Superbowl 52: New England over Green Bay

 

Teams with coaching changes:  Indianapolis, New York Jets, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Washington, New Orleans, Detroit, Arizona(For Health reasons).  I am also adding Chicago.

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On 9/6/2017 at 1:53 PM, pjfootballer said:

Only one prediction.

 

Patriots will win it all again. 

 

Everything else doesn't matter and that's why the NFL is slowly sucking the sports fan out of me.

That dynasty has to be coming to an end soon. Belichick is 65 and has been in pro football since the Ford Administration and Brady's in his 18th season. There's no way this can go on much longer.

 

Geez - as rough as its been being a Redskins fan lately, can you imagine being a fan of an AFC East team other than the Pats over the past 15 years or so? 

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AFC East
1st With a few lucky bounces & a thrilling last second 40 pt win in the final week over Jets, the Patriots narrowly win AFC East by 7 games. 
14-2

 

2nd: Fast fact: 9 out of 10 Dolphins fans can’t tell the difference between Jay Cutler and Ryan Tannehill after a few Jell-O shots. 
9-7

 

3rd: Drunken and generally overweight mob known as the BillsMafia provide more 2017 highlights than the Bills. Dismal season: 
6-10

 

4th Jets first victory of 2017 campaign comes during a bye week intra-squad scrimmage. Fans spend season wishing they had stared at the eclipse. 
2-14

 

AFC North:
1st: Podcast joker gets headaches trying to figure out how to write Steelers jokes in 140 characters or less when using the word "Roethlisberger" 
11-5
 

2nd: The good news: Bengals won't lose to the #Texans in the 1st round of the playoffs. The bad news: The Bengals won't make the playoffs. 
8-8
 

3rd: Ravens adopt official 2017 motto: "Offense, who needs it?", only to discover that in fact, they do. 
6-10.
 

4th: Browns set lofty goals and try to go from Worst to First, but settle for We Still Suck, But Not As Much As The Jets. 
4-12

 

AFC South
1st Titans staggered after slippery shower floor forces 51 players to injured reserve. Luckily, the rest of the division stinks out loud. 
9-7

 

2nd: After suffering a devastating rash of injuries, #Texans fire team dermatologist midway through the season. 
8-8

 

3rd: Against doctor’s orders and advice from public relations department, Colts decide to tough it out and play 2017 season. 
6-10

 

4th: Hoping to ease the pain of a rotten hometown team, city of Jacksonville initiates a tax to raise funds for moving Jaguars to London. 
3-13

 

AFC West: 
1st: Chiefs coach Andy Reid credits 2017 success on offseason decision to use spicier brown mustard on stadium polish sausages. 
10-6

 

2nd: After successfully lobbying NFL to allow move to Las Vegas, #Raiderspetition league to allow topless vendors for night games.
10-6 (WC)

 

3rd: In historic action, Colorado becomes first state to legalize recreational marijuana in the huddle. Broncos respond with mellow 
8-8 season.

 

4th: Competitive #Chargers finish last in AFC West as almost everyone in Southern California concerns themselves with something else. 
7-9

 

NFC
NFC East
1st: Giants: Podcast jokester ****ing hates the Giants & hopes their cruise ship is rammed by a giant ****ing iceberg. 
9-7

 

2nd: Cowboys distracted by season long controversy dealing with public outrage for nicknaming RB Ezekial Elliott “Ol’ ****kicker”. 
9-7

 

3rd: Redskins Kirk Cousins shows #NFL how just about anybody who can throw a lick can qualify for $30 mil a year if the FO is stupid enough. 
8-8

 

4th: Like most disaster movies, #Eagles find out too late the sinister meaning behind the cryptic phrase “Doug ****ing PEDERSEN!”. 
7-9

 

NFC North:
1st; In awesome display of former home field advantage, awesome new #Vikings stadium video-boards show scenes of really cold wind & snow. 
11-5

 

2nd Packers board of directors seriously consider changing team name to “Aaron Rodgers and These Other Guys” 
10-6 (WC)


3rd: 2017 Detroit #Lions, sponsored by Viagra. Because hey, it’s not your fault. We understand. It happens to lots of teams. Maybe you had too much to drink. 
8-8

 

4th: Bears willfully starting 2017 with Mike Glennon at quarterback. 
Sorry, I tried, but I couldn’t think of a better joke. 3-13

 

NFC South: 
1st: Buccaneers ride the arm of Famous Jameis Winston, which this year is only as far as the first round of the playoffs. Bigger hype in ‘18: 
10-6

 

2nd: Panthers QB Cam Newton becomes most talked about man in Paris after debuting bold new line of postgame headwear. 
12-4

 

3rd: Witty podcast jokester had hilariously funny #Falcons joke for 2017 season prediction, but somehow blew it ¾ of the way through. 
7-9

 

4th: Boy Scouts of America posthumously award the 2017 #Saints a special merit badge for Showing Up and Making a Go of It.
6-10

 

NFC West:
1st #Seahawks unveil new slogan for 2017 campaign: “Seriously, We CAN’T POSSIBLY **** This Up!” 
11-5

 

2nd: #Cardinals become local heroes by providing aid and assistance after Brief Shower Pauline devastates small flower garden near the stadium. 
8-8

 

3rd: In a year that will be talked about for decades, #49ers head coach Kyle Shanahan turns things around & guides team to miracle 5-11 record.

 

4th: 2017 sees definite improvement as young #Rams rank near the top of the league in Penmanship and Attendance. 
3-13

 

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NFC:

East: Giants (3)

South: Carolina (4)

North: Green Bay (2)

West: Seattle (1)

 

WC: Dallas (5), New Orleans (6)

 

New Orleans (6) def. Giants

Dallas (5) def. Carolina

 

Seattle Def. New Orleans

GB def. Dallas

 

Seattle def. GB (in Seattle)

 

 

AFC:

East: Pats (3)

South: Texans (4)

North: Pitt (1)

West:KC (2)

 

WC: Oakland (5), Cincy (6)

 

Cincy (6) def. Pats (3) (and throws the entire cosmos into flux)

Oak (5) def. Texans

 

Pitt def.  Cincy

KC def. Oak

 

Pitt def. KC

 

SB:
Pitt def. Seattle

 

 

15 hours ago, Poman said:

I predict the Patriots will be undefeated. 

You are wrong.  That didn't take long.  

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AFC East - New England wins it at 10-6

AFC South - Houston wins it at 10-6

AFC North - Pittsburgh wins it at 11-5

AFC West - Kansas City wins it at 13-3

Wild Cards - Miami and Tennessee get in at 9-7.

 

NFC East - Dallas wins it at 11-5

NFC South - Carolina wins it at 13-3

NFC North - Green Bay wins it at 12-4

NFC West - LA wins it at 11-5

Wildcards - New Orleans and Seattle get in at 10-6

 

KC over Green Bay in the SB

 

MVP = Drew Bees beats out Todd Gurley

DPOY = Justin Houston beats out Aaron Donald

OROY = Deshaun Watson beats out Kareem Hunt

DROY = Malik McDowell beats out Solomon Thomas

 

 

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Rdskns2000's 2018 NFL Picks

 

NFC East:  (1) Eagles: 10-6, (2) Cowboys: 7-9, (3) Redskins: 7-9, (4) Giants: 6-10

NFC North: (1) Packers: 11-5, (2) Vikings: 11-5, (3) Lions: 9-7, (4) Bears: 7-9

NFC South: (1) Falcons: 12-4, (2)Saints: 11-5, (3) Panthers: 10-6, (4) Bucs: 4-12

NFC West: (1) Rams: 12-4, (2)49ers: 8-8, (3) Seahawks: 7-9, (4)Cards: 6-10

 

NFC Playoff Teams: (1) Falcons, (2) Rams (3) Packers, (4) Eagles, (5) Vikings, (6) Saints

NFC Wild Card:  Saints over Packers, Vikings over Eagles

NFC Divisionals: Falcons over Saints, Rams over Vikings

NFC Champ: Falcons over Rams

 

NFC Coaching Changes: Dallas, Washington, Tampa

 

AFC East: (1) Pats: 11-5, (2) Jets: 9-7, (3) Dolphins: 6-10, (4) Bills: 4-12

AFC North: (1) Steelers: 11-5. (2) Ravens: 9-7, (3) Bengals: 7-9, (4) Browns: 5-11

AFC South: (1) Texans: 10-6, (2) Jags: 10-6, (3) Titans: 8-8, (4) Colts: 8-8

AFC West: (1) Chargers: 11-5, (2) Chiefs: 8-8, (3)Raiders: 6-10, (4)Broncos: 6-10

 

AFC Playoff Teams: (1) Steelers, (2) Pats, (3) Chargers, (4) Texans, (5) Jags, (6) Jets: 9-7

AFC Wild Card: Chargers overs Jets, Texans over Jags

AFC Divisionals: Steelers over Texans, Chargers over Pats

AFC Champ: Chargers over Steelers

 

AFC Coaching Changes:  Miami, Baltimore, Cleveland, Denver

 

Superbowl: Falcons over Chargers- becoming first home team, to win a Superbowl.

Rookie of the Year: Sam Darnold

 

Patrick Mahomes, Alex Smith, Case Keenum and Kirk Cousins will be forever compared since they switched teams.  For 2018, Kirk will have the most success simply because it's the best team out of the 4 teams: Chiefs, Redskins, Broncos & Vikings.

 

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