China Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Restaurant shut down after selling roasted human heads A restaurant was shut down after health authorities discovered that it was selling human meat, police in Nigeria said.Anambra Police said that a restaurant has been closed after the authorities found that it has been selling dishes made with human flesh.Police recovered at least two fresh human heads when they arrested 11 people at the restaurant, including the owner, six women and four men. Police said that they have received a tip about the restaurant.Bloodied heads wrapped in cellophane sheets were found during the raid. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojo Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I'd rather eat there than Olive Garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Predicto: "Other places try, but you can't get really good roasted human heads outside of San Francisco." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 oh snap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gortiz Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Okay folks ... checked Snopes. Nothing on there about this ... I guess it's legit. Also, on Snopes, what ever you do, don't open or respond to emails from Nigerian princes asking for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Why on earth would you ever roast human head? It is far too dry a meat already. It would have to be deep fried, or maybe slow cooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Why on earth would you ever roast human head? It is far too dry a meat already. It would have to deep fried, or maybe slow cooked. Well, out here at Plouf they just put it on a plate as is. with some figs. costs $950 bucks, but you get an endive on the side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Also, this thread: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Why on earth would you ever roast human head? It is far too dry a meat already. It would have to be deep fried, or maybe slow cooked. Thats why you wait until you're stranded in a cave somewhere. Then it'll probably taste like a perfectly marinated porterhouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Why on earth would you ever roast human head? It is far too dry a meat already. It would have to be deep fried, or maybe slow cooked. You are obviously using too high a heat.....low and slow and a apple in the mouth yields great results Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearrock Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Also, on Snopes, what ever you do, don't open or respond to emails from Nigerian princes asking for money. But if I cover his processing fees with the bank, he'll give me half of the money from his family's fortune! I can't lose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 You are obviously using too high a heat.....low and slow and a apple in the mouth yields great results Do you have to always disagree with me. I keed! I keed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 so you're saying I can walk into that place, look the waitress in the eye and say "gimme some head" and not get slapped? and by head, I mean extra foam with my Guiness of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 Why on earth would you ever roast human head? It is far too dry a meat already. It would have to be deep fried, or maybe slow cooked. Great for making scrapple. Boil it, remove the bones, add spices and cornmeal, then fry it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Great for making scrapple. Boil it, remove the bones, add spices and cornmeal, then fry it up. Better on tacos, never forget the closer to the bone,the sweeter the meat.....a light mango salsa goes best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 and by head, I mean extra foam with my Guiness of course Speaking of Guinness... Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, terrible news. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery... Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm so sorry." "Oh my Lord," sobs Brenda. What happened?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned." "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me the truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, Brenda... No. In fact, he got out three times to pee." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Do you have to always disagree with me. Are we gonna have the tastes like chicken / pork fight again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 Don't go to that restaurant and ask for head cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 This sounds like fake internet news to get clicks. Anybody have a reliable source? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 They make a great Soylent Green too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGalvatron Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 There is a market for this kind of meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 12, 2014 Author Share Posted February 12, 2014 This sounds like fake internet news to get clicks. Anybody have a reliable source? Besides the original article I posted, here is the story from the Nigerian news: http://www.osundefender.org/?p=119765 Or, try this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wysknz1 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 And where were they getting the heads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Besides the original article I posted, here is the story from the Nigerian news: http://www.osundefender.org/?p=119765 Or, try this I was hoping for something like the AP when I used the word "reliable." Not all google results are true. Here's my worry, there is a lot of old hoax stories very similar to this one: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/flime.asp http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/7986111/Berlin-cannibal-restaurant-exposed-as-fake.html http://www.urbanmyths.com/index.php?/Food/fetus-soup-anyone-the-myth-of-chinese-baby-soup.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 And where were they getting the heads? Typical guy question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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