No_Pressure Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 I can picture the Bears players coming into the locker room after practice, sitting down, someone strikes up a conversation generally with the rest of the team about those crazies out in Seattle who were taking Aderall. Brandon Marshall, obviously being a moron starts asking questions about it, and the mysterious world of taking prescription drugs to gain a competitive edge. Being a dick (heh), Jay Cutler tells him "Hey Brandon, you know what the craziest thing I ever saw was?" Brandon asks what as the rest of the locker room falls silent and holds back giggling since they know Jay is just going to **** with the dumb kid as usual. "Back when I was at Vanderbilt, I knew some guys who took Viagra during games to 'enhance their performance' in a BIG way". Jay says this with a deadpan expression and other people in the locker room poorly hold back busting out laughing. "Really? Oh mah gawd!" says Brandon, astonished at this news. "Yeah dude, it was something about the blood flow...uhh...thinner blood and stuff. Anyway, they said it really helped them PERFORM at their best" "Wow man, thas jus crazy" Replies Brandon. Then he went to talk to the media. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Injury Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Viagra was actually explored as a performance enhancing drug a long time ago. It is a vasodilator and has effects on the heart and lungs that make it capable of increases in pulmonary performance for athletes in high altitudes. Brandon Marshall was drafted to the Denver Broncos. Teams coming to play in Denver would have almost certainly tried this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SemperFi Skins Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 offense looking for new ways to penetrate the defense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 The game must be really hard on those guys Nicely done. No wonder certain linebackers can really lay the wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poman Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Nicely done. No wonder certain linebackers can really lay the wood. Definitely some stiff competition.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadExField Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Definitely some stiff competition.... I prefer the spread look, for going deep Troy Polamalu is going deeper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddub52 Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Jabar Gaffney proves Brandon Marshall correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnhay Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I don't know if I believe this. We'd be hearing a few stories of tackles going really really wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2v2nv Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 This story is just hard to swallow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 This is all fun and games until a dude gets a helmet right there, and suffers a little (or massive) breakage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 What kind of pressure are they trying to generate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan757 Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 That must be what Suh was trying to point out with his foot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted November 30, 2012 Author Share Posted November 30, 2012 Goodell will start fining players for this, because Cialis is the official boner pill of the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus T Firefly Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I'll think of this the next time I hear a player left a game with a bone bruise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrelgreenie Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadExField Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Well, the bears sure do know how to penetrate on defense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 "Urlacher is in the locker room with a groin injury, his return is questionable" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sens11 Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 What do they do for games lasting more than four hours? Henry, I opened thread to see how fast someone got a 4 hour comment! 9th post. Well played! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachboy757 Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 If the game last longer than 4 hours, then call your doctor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogofWar1 Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 I don't know if I believe this. We'd be hearing a few stories of tackles going really really wrong. Like Vegas and prison, what happens at the bottom of a pile-up, stays at the bottom of the pile-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 If i was a center i would make sure my QB wasnt doing this. If I was a QB, I would make sure my Center wasn't doing this. ---------- Post added December-2nd-2012 at 10:45 PM ---------- Maybe this is something Jim Haslet should consider, passing out Viagra to stiffen up our soft defensive schemes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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