China Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Swedish party wants sit-down urination The party said sit-down urination is more hygienic and reduces the risk of bathroom users having to negotiate their way around puddles en route to the toilet. (UPI) -- Left Party members of a Swedish county council said they want to encourage men using the council's toilets to sit during urination. The Left Party in Sormland said it wants the Sormland County Council to pass a motion requiring toilets reserved for stand-up urination to be labeled, Swedish news agency TT reported Monday. The party said sit-down urination is more hygienic and reduces the risk of bathroom users having to negotiate their way around puddles en route to the toilet. The supporters of the motion said sitting during urination also has medical benefits, including reducing the risk of prostate problems and leading to a healthier and longer sex life. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 This can't be serious. RIght? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVAbrendan Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Squatting is supposed to be much better when yer poopin and peein, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I dated a girl whose sister's boyfriend sat to pee. The explanation was that he had four sisters, and that's the way his mom and dad potty trained him. My explanation is more colorful, but not fit for a family message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Swedish party wants sit-down urinationThe party said sit-down urination is more hygienic and reduces the risk of bathroom users having to negotiate their way around puddles en route to the toilet. [/color][/i] I take it they have never set foot in a public bathroom in the States. Not a single ****ing one of you raises the seat before you urinate all over it. Bunch of lazy careless ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailToTheRedskins14 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I take it they have never set foot in a public bathroom in the States.Not a single ****ing one of you raises the seat before you urinate all over it. Bunch of lazy careless ****s. That's because I'm not gonna touch the pee you left all over the seat before I got there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBash Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Nothing wrong with sitting down to pee, I get a lot more reading done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Nothing wrong with sitting down to pee, I get a lot more reading done. And how many novels do you read, 18 seconds at a time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS@THEGOALLINE Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Arby's seconds that motion. (KLFY: Man Sues Arby's Restaurant After Urinal Incident ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBash Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 And how many novels do you read, 18 seconds at a time? Once I sit, I sit for a bit if I'm in no rush. I'll just flip through a fact book or a newspaper. You never know, sometimes I'm sitting there and I realize, "Hey, I'm glad I sat down because I think I have to poo a little." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 You never know, sometimes I'm sitting there and I realize, "Hey, I'm glad I sat down because I think I have to poo a little." I don't know why this struck me as so funny, but I 'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Nothing wrong with sitting down to pee, I get a lot more reading done. What do you read, 50 Shades of Grey? The only time I sit to pee is late at night because I've actually feinted after peeing when I stumble to the bathroom in the night. Sleep makes your blood pressure drop, and apparently your blood pressure can drop more right after you pee. So, yea, I've passed out from a standing position like 2 seconds after peeing in the middle of the night. ---------- Post added June-13th-2012 at 03:55 PM ---------- Once I sit, I sit for a bit if I'm in no rush. I'll just flip through a fact book or a newspaper. You never know, sometimes I'm sitting there and I realize, "Hey, I'm glad I sat down because I think I have to poo a little." :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Squatting is supposed to be much better when yer poopin and peein, apparently. This is just further proof that politicians are incompetent. Why throw around half-baked ideas when you can go all the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 What do you read, 50 Shades of Grey?The only time I sit to pee is late at night because I've actually feinted after peeing when I stumble to the bathroom in the night. So you essentially question his manhood, then tell us you've fainted from peeing too hard? Epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 So you essentially question his manhood, then tell us you've fainted from peeing too hard?Epic. Mother****er! That's a clown question, bro. Also... you know any girls who can pee themselves into fainting? I think not. But yea, that's how hard I pee. When I poo, I usually end up in the cardiologists office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Mother****er!That's a clown question, bro. Also... you know any girls who can pee themselves into fainting? I think not. But yea, that's how hard I pee. When I poo, I usually end up in the cardiologists office. :ols: Well, now that you mention it, no. I don't know any girls that have peed themselves into unconciousness. And now that I think about it, I know....hmmm....exactly ONE guy who has. Now. I'm not gonna say I haven't both peed and passed out in a relatively short period of time, but the two events were not related. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 That's because I'm not gonna touch the pee you left all over the seat before I got there! Use your shoe? How about toilet paper to grab the rim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Why did I open this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Speaking of bathrooms, I was at a restaurant this week that had powdered soap dispensers I would like to propose a law requiring powdered soap in all restrooms. This stuff is awesome. Talk about clean, I think it took off a layer of skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Speaking of bathrooms, I was at a restaurant this week that had powdered soap dispensers I would like to propose a law requiring powdered soap in all restrooms. This stuff is awesome. Talk about clean, I think it took off a layer of skin. Dude, that was Comet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsandman Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Oh my God, this thread had me cracking up for like 15 minutes straight at work. People kept coming by to see if I was okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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