Champskins Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Well, since it's a bar fight, who's drunker? My money is on the one who's the most sober. well then Landry would win... it's not good to mix alcohol with HGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM72 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Do anyone of these guys have a legitimate background in fighting? (boxing, MMA, former wrestler) If not, it could go either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Injury Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Can we sign big poppa pump? His achiles works right? Hes alive right? Even his initials hint at the signing. Scott Steiner for strong safety in 2012. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I'm confused. Who is the ashE negro? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKskins Posted March 2, 2012 Author Share Posted March 2, 2012 I'm confused. Who is the ashE negro? :-) Ash is my boy that I posed the question to initially. He doesnt follow NFL so I had to help him out - hence the inclusion of Laron pic (Carriker's pic is in his profile so didn't need linking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanceman_1 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I think Carriker would be Dirty Thirty's achilies heal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsandman Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Dirty thirty would just find an alternative procedure to settle their dispute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKskins Posted March 2, 2012 Author Share Posted March 2, 2012 OK - For the record, I initially said Landry would take it (seems like I was on my own on that train) so Im going to hop the bandwagon for Carriker - Just read an interview with him here: http://www.redskins.com/news-and-events/article-1/Carriker-Strengthening-the-Core-Is-Essential/578655f2-5838-4ad0-80e7-b2ca3cd65174?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter about how he works out and stuff. Some excerpts: "Here in Washington, I’ve been lobbying for 175 on the dumbbells because we only go up to 165. Our strength coaches told me that if I can do 165 10 times, then they’ll get me 170 and 175. So I came in and told them, ‘I’m going to do it.’ And I did 10 and just dropped the dumbbells on the floor, so now they have to order them.” When I was in St. Louis, they picked up a whole bunch of heavy dumbbells just for me that was kind of my section, from the 150s to the 180s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSUSkins24 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Scott Steiner has magical telekinesis powers. BEHOLD THE POWER OF SCOTT STEINER Haha I love wrestling! Never seen that before, but it had me laughing pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rpredskins Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I think Carriker would be Dirty Thirty's achilies heal. :D I think PD could beat them both in arm wrestling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny555 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 ^^ My Dad is bigger than your Dad!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repo_4 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I'm confused. Who is the ashE negro? :-) Although this entire thread is quite amusing, this is what made me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Carriker would beat the crap out of Doughty.Because most certainly he'd be starting the fight in place of Landry. ~Bang Perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Dreams Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Well, since it's a bar fight, who's drunker? My money is on the one who's the most sober. Really? Mine's on the more drunk one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBoz Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I gotta go with Carriker. Landry would probably have bad technique. Yeah Landry would miss. He would go for the knockout punch and whiff just like he does when he tries to tackle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Really? Mine's on the more drunk one. nah, you can trick a drunk, plus they're a lot clumsier. I've worked security at bars before in my youth. Drunks, though they can take a lot more pain, aren't that coordinated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roanoker Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Is this before or after Carriker kicks Landry in his achilles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin'Em84 Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I think Carriker would be Dirty Thirty's achilies heal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DexterSackMachine Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Not trying to make this thread serious, but I think one thing that is lost in RG3maina, and the never ending argument about whether or not to re-sign Landry is Big Poppa Pump here. I surely hope that the Redskins offer him a fair deal and keep him (unless he gets some huge FA offer). He's a solid 3-4 DE, knows the system, and seems like a good team player. I know that Jarvis Jenkins looks like a future beast, but he's coming off of an ACL, and has still never played a down in the NFL, so he's somewhat of a risk to say we can let Carriker walk because we have him. I say you give Carriker a three year deal at his current market value, which can't be but so high for a non-pass rushing DE. You need at least 4 starting caliber linemen anyways, and it will give Jenkins time to heal and get acclimated to the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKskins Posted March 3, 2012 Author Share Posted March 3, 2012 Not trying to make this thread serious, but I think one thing that is lost in RG3maina, and the never ending argument about whether or not to re-sign Landry is Big Poppa Pump here. I surely hope that the Redskins offer him a fair deal and keep him (unless he gets some huge FA offer). He's a solid 3-4 DE, knows the system, and seems like a good team player. I know that Jarvis Jenkins looks like a future beast, but he's coming off of an ACL, and has still never played a down in the NFL, so he's somewhat of a risk to say we can let Carriker walk because we have him. I say you give Carriker a three year deal at his current market value, which can't be but so high for a non-pass rushing DE. You need at least 4 starting caliber linemen anyways, and it will give Jenkins time to heal and get acclimated to the NFL. totally agree. Get him signed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Win4us Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Damn if he keeps "Laroning" we're gonna have to move him to ILB. My money would be on Carriker btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicCitySkin Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Carriker is ugly and has a manly voice. I could totally buy him as a serial killer on his off days. Landry would probably worry about breaking his manicured nails or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 I just posted on his facebook pic that he needs bigger dumbbells. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Carriker is ugly and has a manly voice. I could totally buy him as a serial killer on his off days. Landry would probably worry about breaking his manicured nails or something. Interesting. Wouldn't the quirky, quiet, misunderstood guy with the monkey and the facial piercing be the one you might peg as a potential serial killer? Not the normal, rugged, "manly" guy. If you had to choose, of course. I'm not judging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 3, 2012 Share Posted March 3, 2012 Carriker is ugly and has a manly voice. I could totally buy him as a serial killer on his off days. Landry would probably worry about breaking his manicured nails or something. Borderline insane, playfully overenthusiastic lumberjack? Maybe. Serial killer? Nah. Most serial killers (as far as I know) aren't that big, and normally don't have overly large frames. If most of them passed you on the street, you wouldn't even give them a second glance, unlesss they have that whole Manson beard thing going on. My advice to him would be to hit up Landry when he's on the downside of his roid cycle. I don't think even the Incredible Hulk could take on Landry when he's hitting the roids hard/full bore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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