rd421 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Shanahan on Fat Albert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMonkey Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 NFL network cameras captured the real Haynesworth Report: Albert Haynesworth Just A Mound Of Ice Cream And Hot Dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSUSkins24 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 NFL network cameras captured the real Haynesworth Report: Albert Haynesworth Just A Mound Of Ice Cream And Hot Dogs http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/17976/SB-Haynesworth-R_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85.jpg :hysterical: He always had a striking resemblance to pizza the hut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skns4life Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Albert Haynesworth flies on Spirit Air w/ poor people like me! (Spirit Air is the cheapest airline [in terms of price AND quality of service] there is! I was in Ft. Lauderdale airport a couple day after X-mas and he was sitting right in front of me with some skinny brunette model lookin chick who was obviously only with him cause he's a professional athlete. But yea, his 100 million seems to be dwindling if he's flying Spirit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grhqofb5 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I say we bring him into camp and give him a look. What's there to lose anyway? Maybe he can work his way into the rotation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rypien1191 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Thus concludes a wildly unsuccessful and underachieving career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I say we bring him into camp and give him a look. What's there to lose anyway? Maybe he can work his way into the rotation. Maybe as a lunch lady. Lord knows he could recommend some good eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 The dude will probably be in prison within five years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan66 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Thanks for the 5th round pick Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Shanahan on Fat Albert Wow, look at the sour face on him after the SF loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo#44 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I completely agree. He's a self-absorbed idiot who is destined for failed business ventures, multiple paternity suits, gross over-spending, and lawsuits. If Allan Iverson can do it, so can Fat Albert. Actually, I was just talking about what it takes to feed his fat ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Hope you don't get a Hi There... NNT at min. with incentives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsoe Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 1st.... subbed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Life Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Wow, look at the sour face on him after the SF loss. Not to hijack this thread, but I am very happy to have a coach that is that upset after a loss.Back to the topic, it is a shame that there are people like Albert that have so much to offer but decide to only take. Truly a waste of space, air, water, talent, and life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I could kick something but it wouldn't be the tires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeluCopter29 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 First thing that came to my mind when I heard he got cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 NFL network cameras captured the real Haynesworth Report: Albert Haynesworth Just A Mound Of Ice Cream And Hot Dogs :point2sky well done!! although, you forgot the beer. i bet dudes a drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsonal Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I realize it won't happen here, but I don't know why he couldn't be signed to a series of heavily incentive laden 1 year deals. League minimum pay, and $10 million in incentives available if he performs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMonkey Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 :point2sky well done!! although, you forgot the beer. i bet dudes a drunk. Actually I can't take credit for the pic, I found it on the Onion. . I think there are a few pics of the Fat One that someone snapped when he was here getting drunk at a local bar the night before a game ---------- Post added February-16th-2012 at 11:38 AM ---------- I realize it won't happen here, but I don't know why he couldn't be signed to a series of heavily incentive laden 1 year deals. League minimum pay, and $10 million in incentives available if he performs. If he wouldn't play for $100mil what makes you think he'll be motivated to play for no guaranteed money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gortiz Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Hope you don't get a Hi There... nah, mods don't like shootin fish in a barrell ...give'em a challenge. this baby is gonna ride for awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arkowi Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Tell him we will sign him if he can pass "endurance test" :pfft: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flycoach Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 gotcha!!!!!!!!!!!:pfft::maniac::rotflmao::ack::moon: lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I just posted an article in BRBN on Albert's excuse why he had such a bad season, it was the Redskins fault, they ruined his offseason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Keep that tub of goo away from here. Hail!!! That was hilarious!! We had such high expectations, and he turned out to be just that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Bwahahaha, Even the Japan Times has a blurb on Fatso's release. I'm wondering if they intend to recruit him for the role in the next Godzilla movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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