China Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Jobless man offers hunters human prey It’s tough finding even an odd job these days. That’s why Utah-area resident Mork Encino, who swears this is his real name, created the oddest job for himself. Encino, 28, on his website, advertises he’ll be human prey for marksmen with $10,000 to spare. It’ll cost you an extra $2k to hunt him in the nude. He’s not worried about the steep price driving off customers. “I’m looking for a true god[bleep] Money Bags, okay? 10K is nothing to these boys. They leave tips on restaurant checks like that. They drop that type of scratch just because. They’ll pay that money just to rub it in my FACE and show me how meaningless it truly is to the likes of them,” he writes on huntme4sport.com. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 They interviewed him on 106.7 last week. There was some discussion about whether he's just doing schtick or not. Either way, dude is ****ing hilarious. Like seriously. I hadn't laughed that hard at a radio bit in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 ---------- Post added July-12th-2011 at 11:29 AM ---------- Jobless man offers hunters human preyIt’ll cost you an extra $2k to hunt him in the nude. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 I liked this quote. He's using this as a springboard to get a real job... "I’m hoping someone will offer me a better opportunity than being shot in the face.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 That's exactly what I thought of, Deac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 So, you guys want to pool some cash together. I'll chip in a nickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 12, 2011 Author Share Posted July 12, 2011 So it's Mantracker with a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Darwin award just waiting to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramdizzle Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 It’ll cost you an extra $2k to hunt him in the nude. See, clearly he's not a marketing guy. His offer should be $10k to hunt me, but it'll cost you an extra $5k if you don't want to have to catch me naked. Also, would this be murder or assisted suicide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sean_e_b Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 He should go the It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia route and just let the hunter teabag or gorilla mask him if he gets caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 I'd be willing to do this only I'd change a few things. It's still 10,000 bucks to hunt me for 24 hours, but they get to do so with paintball guns. If one of you suckers get me, that guy gets half the pot. If I manage to avoid all the hunters for 24 hours then each loser needs to pay me a an additional $2,000 gratuity for wasting my time. Minimum ten hunters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoRUSupposed2Be Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Hard Target with Van Damme "Poor people get bored, too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 So fulfilling my lifelong dream of killing a drifter would only cost $10K. Intriguing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scruffylookin Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 He's got to be more specific for the pansies who hunt. Will he have a gun himself or not? If so, he'll likely not get any takers because hunters are big tough guys when the fight is one sided. You have "prey" that can defend itself and these ******* will run away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKSkinsFan Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 This economy is unbelievable, I remember back in the day when getting charged with premeditated murder was free.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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