Burgold Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 A few minutes after the Philadelphia Eagles' first round playoff loss some old friends came to visit Michael Vick, but they did not come to comfort. One brought a bucket filled with water. The other a car battery. "Look," the man who called himself Smith said, "We ain't got no choice. A champion what done can't perform's got to be put down." "It's not that we want to do it." Jones said while getting a shock from the jumper cables, "We very much like Michael. We's grown affectionate and all, but dis is business. An athlete that kint perform's got to be puts to rest, you know." Coach Andy Reid had no comment, however, security officials did prevent Vick's old partners from attaining the dressing rooms. More at link. www.totallyinappropriate/madeupfiction/MVickgander.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedr01 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 lol oh snap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pointyfootball Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Kind of like that old joke: "Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailToTheRedskins14 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Between seeing "McNabb" in the title and trying to decipher the forced ebonics talk, this joke makes no sense and is probably tasteless/pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 McNabbs what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Gadsden Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 lmao this is hilarious, but an epic fail on the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted January 10, 2011 Author Share Posted January 10, 2011 McNabbs what? Whoops... I may need morning coffee. Title changed. ...and of course it's tasteless and pointless. It says so at the link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Gadsden Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Whoops... I may need morning coffee. Title changed. haha nice. Understood tho. i could use a cup myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanboyOf91 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 It has to be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Funny concept, but the incredibly poor attempt at Ebonics ruins any chance at humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted January 10, 2011 Author Share Posted January 10, 2011 To be honest, I think I was thinking more Hillbilly than ebonics. Don't know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genghis Khan Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I thought this was a post about philly fans heckling vick after a loss. After all they did throw snowballs at santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkekoa Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I think this is funny and appropriate; however, tasteless which can be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddub52 Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 linky no worky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dockeryfan Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Kind of like that old joke: "Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?" I haven't heard that one in a long time. Made me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Kind of like that old joke: "Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?" I'm too young to know that one. Enlighten me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dockeryfan Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I'm too young to know that one. Enlighten me? No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dockeryfan Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 It's before my time, but it's from Bozo the clown. I heard this as a kid, and never even knew it was Bozo. At least I think it's Bozo. it's just one of those questions where you go "wait...what?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 It's before my time, but it's from Bozo the clown. I heard this as a kid, and never even knew it was Bozo. At least I think it's Bozo. it's just one of those questions where you go "wait...what?" Gotcha. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Gotcha. Thanks I was going to do one of my many famous "Jumbo clown photos", but accidentally clicked on this one instead and then decided "what the hell" :pfft: : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 ^^^Thread instantly twice as relevant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonePatron Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 That is the idea of an absolute, hilarious joke, but you need to perfect it sir. Ima try and think of something better still chuckled though...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 I was going to do one of my many famous "Jumbo clown photos", but accidentally clicked on this one instead and then decided "what the hell" :pfft: : I think we all appreciate that about 40 times more than one of your clowns, Jumbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWinzit Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 More clown pics Jumbo!:cool: This sort of goes along with this thread without the Ebonics - right after the Eagles lost I heard a guy say "wonder how many poor dogs are gonna pay for that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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