Stricknn Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 HomerMcFanboy You can't make this up. RT @RickMaese Haynesworth had to take bathroom break midway thru test & had to start from beginning. Too tired LOL that is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 This is too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird_1972 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Apparently, he's not allowed to practice until he passes the COMPLETE test. If that's the case, this does suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 he had to crap halfway through, had to restart test, was to tired and could not do it He had an ouchie on his winkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana_89 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 HomerMcFanboy You can't make this up. RT @RickMaese Haynesworth had to take bathroom break midway thru test & had to start from beginning. Too tired :ols:Damn that's funny as hell :laugh:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 It appears that Big Al had to take a lavatory break in the middle of the 2nd test LOL then when he came back he had to start all over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santana_4_prez Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 It's absolutely worthless.Every dork fanboy tries to break news on there, and it's all bs. Especially on the first day of TC? Like it means anything if Al is in shape today, as opposed to a month from now, when it matters. And everyone that wastes time reading that crap gets distracted from more important things, like making money, working out at the gym, or actually living. It is a nerd zone. Sorry we're not as cool as you. I make good money. I work out 5 days a week. Dare you to come race me in a half marathon! And I get on twitter frequently...heck, it doesn't take long to press two buttons on an iPhone to read some tweets. Doesn't make you cooler than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70Chip44 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 - Bottom Line, is the dude probably had to drop some friends off at the pool, that must have exhausted him and then he was done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Well so much for the trainers report on his weight loss and suddenly being in shape. I thought everyone from Shannahan to the fan at the airport said he looked great? They are saying in the RI article in BBN that he indeed looks more fit than last year, but what does that say about last years discipline and conditioning? Yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Apparently, he's not allowed to practice until he passes the COMPLETE test. If that's the case, this does suck. Where did you hear this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Apparently, he's not allowed to practice until he passes the COMPLETE test. If that's the case, this does suck. I think that may be a little crazy. If he did 2 300yd shuttles, he's in pretty good shape. Just let him practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Sorry we're not as cool as you.I make good money. I work out 5 days a week. Dare you to come race me in a half marathon! And I spend a lot of time on twitter...heck, it doesn't take long to press two buttons on an iPhone to read some tweets. Doesn't make you cooler than me. You are a nerd, admit it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McD5 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Wait a second.......more breaking news. Jay Glazer is reporting that Ashton Kutcher just took a dump, and will be eating lunch in an hour. That is...if he is correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 HomerMcFanboy You can't make this up. RT @RickMaese Haynesworth had to take bathroom break midway thru test & had to start from beginning. Too tired So maybe the "he killed it" comment was about what he did to the toilet? Or the janitor that had to go clean up after Fat Boy? (Like Fat ****?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Wait a second.......more breaking news.Jay Glazer is reporting that Ashton Kutcher just took a dump, and will be eating lunch in an hour. That is...if he is correct. We all know you follow Ladell Betts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnhay Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Typically, the job of sports journalists is to report news.Not to spew off total bs, that proves to be incorrect, in an effort to beat someone else by three seconds. Like he wins an award for beating someone by three seconds, as opposed to making sure his info is decent? That is the problem with twitter, it is complete crap. *ends rant* Continue. No. His job, in the end, is to bring attention to the newspaper and make money for it. Twitter might as well have a big sign on every page saying "Don't take this too seriously!!" People should know what they're getting. You'll eventually get to a CONFIRMED, post. It's like when people visit PFW's rumor section, and then complain that some rumors didn't come true. Shouldn't people know the meaning of the word "rumor?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doghouse4x4 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Sorry we're not as cool as you.I make good money. I work out 5 days a week. Dare you to come race me in a half marathon! And I spend a lot of time on twitter...heck, it doesn't take long to press two buttons on an iPhone to read some tweets. Doesn't make you cooler than me. Well, if he doesn't have an iPhone, he's already cooler than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Sorry we're not as cool as you.I make good money. I work out 5 days a week. Dare you to come race me in a half marathon! And I spend a lot of time on twitter...heck, it doesn't take long to press two buttons on an iPhone to read some tweets. Doesn't make you cooler than me. I walk 10 miles a day, 2 to 3 times a week, and as for money, I was balancing my check book last night, and it hit me 40 years ago I started with nothing, and by god I have most of it left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 So maybe the "he killed it" comment was about what he did to the toilet? This thread is too funny. :ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetThePointsSoar Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 So you don't watch Redskins' games on Fox? My thoughts exactly...step away from the rant McD no way you can't know who Jay Glazer is if you've EVER watched a game on TV.... ...man this bit now about the bathroom break is just over the top hilarious if true....wow, it REALLY is football season boys!!! 22 pages and counting...about a single physical test!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRNY4ZRNY Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 I cant stand Jason Reid. He never brings anything to the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlequin115 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 HomerMcFanboy You can't make this up. RT @RickMaese Haynesworth had to take bathroom break midway thru test & had to start from beginning. Too tired Maybe by bathroom break they mean he had to vomit? ....Hey, I've seen The Replacements recently.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnhay Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 So maybe the "he killed it" comment was about what he did to the toilet? Or the janitor that had to go clean up after Fat Boy? (Like Fat ****?) I'm waiting for the twitpic to confirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Well, if he doesn't have an iPhone, he's already cooler than you. Don't hate bama everyone knows iPhone's kick ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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