WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Explain #3 a bit more. Good question. They all talk about getting banged out all the time and how they love to do nasty stuff. By that, I mean stuff I would even think of. So, in sexual terms women are by far more freaky than men. The hard part for men is bringing it out of the women. Also, women secretly love to a get dutch oven:) (if its from someone they like, of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 That's only because of the roofies. It's magic. haha You might be the worst joke teller on planet earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 You might be the worst joke teller on planet earth haha. What if I said it with an Aussie accent ? I know that I am. But at least I am entertained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 That's nasty. My wife is a white tornado. Our house looks like Mr Clean lives with us. Especially the bathroom and kitchen. Mine too. I think she's OCD. My wife can sense a crumb on the counter from a thousand yards away, and will break land speed records to clean it up. In ten years I've heard her fart ONCE, and she immediately swore that she didn't, to the point of anger. So fine, she didn't. Must have been the wind in the trees. My ex on the other hand... excellent at keeping the carpet clean. Sure it was only because her clothes were always all over the floor, but it did keep the dust of the rugs. Same for the countertops. Squeaky clean, protected by layer upon layer of dirty dishes. I can't tell you how happy I was to discover that I wasn't really a pig after she left. The house has been clean ever since. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 In ten years I've heard her fart ONCE, and she immediately swore that she didn't, to the point of anger. ~Bang :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: I almost fell out of my chariot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdiamond Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I live with two girls now. One's cool, one's moody. I get stuck doing everything around the house just b/c I'm a guy. I wouldn't say girls are cleaner then guys necessarily, but they do have nicer stuff (furniture, house furnishings, etc...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceviker Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 At times, it is. One is form outside of London, another is from Calgary, one from N. Italy, two from Germany (who I like the best), and one from NYC. Its quite an experience. Calgary in Australia? Sounds like she's got the right idea while I'm freezing my @$$ off here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Are you gay? Not that I care or have an opinion about that but I can't see me surviving living with 6 women because depending on how they looked I'd be trying to do the monkey dance with all of them and that would get messy. That would be a hell of an accomplishment, Jack Tripper only had 2 hot women to try and get with. If you could have 6...damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Are you gay? Not that I care or have an opinion about that but I can't see me surviving living with 6 women because depending on how they looked I'd be trying to do the monkey dance with all of them and that would get messy. That would be a hell of an accomplishment, Jack Tripper only had 2 hot women to try and get with. If you could have 6...damn I like to plow women. So, no I am not gay. And what the hell is the monkey dance? I have a mental picture of why that would get messy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackest Eyes Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 In school I lived with 4 girls and another guy. It was interesting. Girls are so damn dramatic. We would often have loud arguments...everything usually got resolved, but it was annoying. And yes, they were incredibly messy. Kitchen was always filthy, as was the living room. Their bathrooms and bedrooms were gross as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 So when you walk into the kitchen in the morning and poor yourself a bowl of lucky charms, that's gotta be a bit akward to see some random dude hanging out who just slept with your roomate. And then a third dude walks into the room, still sweating from a morning session. Then one of them asks if they can have a bowl of your lucky charms. I mean, that's gotta be weird. Or what about when one of your roomates makes a gigantic doody that stinks up the house and clogs up the toilet? Do you make eye contact with her after something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 So when you walk into the kitchen in the morning and poor yourself a bowl of lucky charms, that's gotta be a bit akward to see some random dude hanging out who just slept with your roomate. And then a third dude walks into the room, still sweating from a morning session.Then one of them asks if they can have a bowl of your lucky charms. I mean, that's gotta be weird. Or what about when one of your roomates makes a gigantic doody that stinks up the house and clogs up the toilet? Do you make eye contact with her after something like that? That has only happened once and it was some creep who said all the right things while she was at surf camp. This girl is lacking in common sense and logic, yet she is one of the sweetest and best intentioned girl I have ever met. I care about her a lot, she is a sweetheart. Talking with her is hilarious, but I refrain myself from laughing. Because I understand that she probably won't understand why i'm laughing. Anyway, she is a girly girl, but she is fun to be around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 P.S. I told that guy to get off my couch (WVU was playing in the Gator Bowl) or he was gonna have to see a doctor ASAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike21 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 P.S. I told that guy to get off my couch (WVU was playing in the Gator Bowl) or he was gonna have to see a doctor ASAP Go Noles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz4Life12 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 They all talk about getting banged out all the time and how they love to do nasty stuff. By that, I mean stuff I would even think of. So, in sexual terms women are by far more freaky than men. The hard part for men is bringing it out of the women. Like taking it in the rear? Don't know if i could ever get my girl to do that Also, women secretly love to a get dutch oven:) (if its from someone they like, of course) What makes you say that? They have admitted it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21cents Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 If you ever attempted to have a 7/some with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I like to plow women. So, no I am not gay. And what the hell is the monkey dance? I have a mental picture of why that would get messy. Are the chics ugly? I mean how do you not try and jump them all? I know that's what I'd do but my wife wouldn't let me live with 5 other women, she knows better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 If you ever attempted to have a 7/some with them? simply put, no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 Are the chics ugly? I mean how do you not try and jump them all? I know that's what I'd do but my wife wouldn't let me live with 5 other women, she knows better I would sleep with only 2 out of the 7. (2 7 is the worst possible odds and always negative EV) Just to make sure: by sleeping you must mean someone you share a bed with and no one snores right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:I almost fell out of my chariot You have a chariot?Is it pulled by a horse named Miracle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 You have a chariot?Is it pulled by a horse named Miracle? No, but it does have spikes on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 I would sleep with only 2 out of the 7. (2 7 is the worst possible odds and always negative EV) Then they gotta be hags. I could live with 5 ugly chics but wouldn't like it. Why do you live with so many ugly girls? Like others have already said here, most women are much nastier then men. That sounds like hell to me. Just to make sure: by sleeping you must mean someone you share a bed with and no one snores right? Hell nah, I mean shag bang screw lay bone screw and so forth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 They all talk about getting banged out all the time and how they love to do nasty stuff. By that, I mean stuff I would even think of. So, in sexual terms women are by far more freaky than men. The hard part for men is bringing it out of the women.I hope this isn't news to most here. I've known this since highschool. Common sense really, women have sex drives but are taught to hide them because society treats women that don't very poorly. Because of this getting them to reveal the inner freak takes a little skill because if they really like you they fear that you will judge them... especially when you consider that all men think they are champions in the bedroom and recoil in horror when the realize their woman is the more advanced player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=25810066 This is for addicted (the ****) feel free to read up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=profile&id=25810066This is for addicted (the ****) feel free to read up What am I supposed to read up on? your profiles not public and I just see you I assume with two girls. PM me if you want me to add you as a friend or something bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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