Slacky McSlackAss Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I call BS, after buesnosdiaz's thread last night I'm not believing anyone on ES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 so what he wants to go on eharmony you guys should stop being so judgementalthat is what we're talking about right? online dating networks? yeah dudebe a social drinker like me and drink at work:silly: It looks like you got a good start today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 I think the fact that you have been drinking at home all morning on a Monday is more alarming then the potential hooker. LOL I called in "sick" today just for this reason. I might go get a REAL massage this afternoon just to get rid of some of this built up tension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I call BS, after buesnosdiaz's thread last night I'm not believing anyone on ES. I'm white. Do you believe that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 LOL I called in "sick" today just for this reason.I might go get a REAL massage this afternoon just to get rid of some of this built up tension. Youre burnin' daylight man. Get up, get out, get something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 but seriously dude you want wanna mess with these girls...getting laid isnt all that especially not with a stranger...thats already banged a few dudes today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 but seriously dude you want wanna mess with these girls...getting laid isnt all thatespecially not with a stranger...thats already banged a few dudes today You tryin to hook him up with Ren? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 to add to my post and discourage this even more that probably has a bigger penis than you and did much better and she is just counting down the timer before you can finally get off of her and if you turn into one of those guys that calls a professional and cries in bed shame on you edit: iontop- dont be disrespectin my online girlfriend like that! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I haven't :hump: since ever. Do what I do: :jerk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Long story short is I haven't been laid since August and I'm really really frustrated. I've been at home drinking all morning so I can get the courage to call a professional to help end my drought.I KNOW it's wrong, but a man has to be fulfilled somehow and porn just isn't cutting it anymore So..... yeah. /crickets.lol I used to think the off-season was boring...LOL. Fail, man!Read the thread again. He wants to call "professional" help to "relieve" his "predicament" tonight. I'm like Henry, I guess. I've lost touch. I thought sp was looking for a psychologist or something. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Dude, call one up and live blog about it on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Dude, call one up and live blog about it on here! oh and for the record... useless without pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I can give you "Hunny"s number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Oh yeah and I partially blame you guys for posting those ****ing babe threads :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Why don't you go outside and talk to women. It's a numbers game. Talk to enough and eventually one will sleep with you. It helps if you shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 damn, i thought i had it bad being married w/ kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I think the tailgate has officially become one of these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Why don't you go outside and talk to women. It's a numbers game. Talk to enough and eventually one will sleep with you. It helps if you shower. So thats why I havent been having any luck recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Why don't you go outside and talk to women. It's a numbers game. Talk to enough and eventually one will sleep with you. It helps if you shower. LOL shyness is a *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 getting laid isnt all that that's not what you said last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 LOL shyness is a *****. Well get a hooker, but don't have sex with her.... Pay her to build up your self esteem... "SP, you've got great eyes" "SP, you're funny when you're drunk" "SP, I'm not scared that you're going to kill me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 haha stop encouraging them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 you should do speed dating just cuz of the awesomeness of that scene in the 40 year old virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 you should do speed datingjust cuz of the awesomeness of that scene in the 40 year old virgin I guess I put the ***** on a pedestal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artmonkforHOF Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 well if you really don't want to pay for it, go out to a bar and find the fat girl with extra tight clothing, she's good to go. Either way, wrap it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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