Touchdown Redskins Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Dude, just grease up a gatorade bottle and go to town. When things stagnate, you have to inject some spontaneity. :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 this reminds me of a conversation me and my friends had about jerking off yeah guys do that im not the only weird one anyways we were all laughing about ever getting caught etc, and my one friend starts talking about how he folded up his mattress and put like lotion into the fold or something and started doing it hahahaha most epic silence after he was done telling us about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 What about another alternative. Instead of going to get a real massage how about a "erotic massage" those are a little cheaper than the escort rout and it's not full sex.I dunno.... I think that would be the biggest, most frustrating tease ever. And you're welcome for the guide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 this reminds me of a conversation me and my friends had about jerking offyeah guys do that im not the only weird one anyways we were all laughing about ever getting caught etc, and my one friend starts talking about how he folded up his mattress and put like lotion into the fold or something and started doing it hahahaha most epic silence after he was done telling us about that I remember when I banged a pillow in my sleep... (God I can't believe I've posted that twice now. I fail.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Hey SP, I have a question. How much money are you thinking you're going to spend? If you go through with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 this reminds me of a conversation me and my friends had about jerking offyeah guys do that im not the only weird one anyways we were all laughing about ever getting caught etc, and my one friend starts talking about how he folded up his mattress and put like lotion into the fold or something and started doing it hahahaha most epic silence after he was done telling us about that Lol, this one time at college, my roommate was gone, and so I decided to have some alone time. Well, I forgot to lock the door, and my friend who lived down the hall came barging in asking me to play video games. We looked at each other and then burst out laughing as he quickly exited. So I finish up, and then head over to his room to start playing video games. Turns out he's locked the door, and there's a message on his whiteboard: "Good idea, give me a few minutes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Hey SP, I have a question. How much money are you thinking you're going to spend? If you go through with it. I was thinking anywhere from $150 - $300 I found a site that has a listing and that seems to be about the average rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Lol, this one time at college, my roommate was gone, and so I decided to have some alone time. Well, I forgot to lock the door, and my friend who lived down the hall came barging in asking me to play video games. We looked at each other and then burst out laughing as he quickly exited. So I finish up, and then head over to his room to start playing video games. Turns out he's locked the door, and there's a message on his whiteboard: "Good idea, give me a few minutes." I hope he wasn't thinking about you during his session since you gave him the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I hope he wasn't thinking about you during his session since you gave him the idea. Lol, he's straight, but the funny thing was that he convinced me when we first met that he was gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I was thinking anywhere from $150 - $300 I found a site that has a listing and that seems to be about the average rate. You could probably work two girls for 300. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Lol, he's straight, but the funny thing was that he convinced me when we first met that he was gay. haha, why would anyone do that if they weren't leaning that way??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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