BigMike619 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Thank heavens you're okay lil buddy. :rotflmao: i barely made it out alive man!! i had to eat a couple of faces, beat some cop ass but i made it out!! now wheres my banana smoothie? Pluto is Mickey Mouse's dog. And dogs aren't plants, they're animals. my dog used to take dumps that I swore were the size of planets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 HO-LY ****.Un freakin' BELIEVABLE. "Animal rights activists have been calling her to tell her she was WRONG to try to STOP the CHIMP from KILLING HER FRIEND." I find that really hard to believe. But not impossible. It only takes one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 my dog used to take dumps that I swore were the size of planets There's a cop story I read a while back (Wambaugh?), where the cops are kidding another cop, telling him that when you're chasing a suspect through back yards, always notice the size of the dog poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 oh, so now you wont let a chimp have its own race identity?next thing youre gonna try to convince me that pluto aint no planet!! planetist This is reminding me of that Seinfeld... "they do have their own schools!" BTW, did anyone see that the Chimp "ripped some guys face off." WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 This is reminding me of that Seinfeld... "they do have their own schools!"BTW, did anyone see that the Chimp "ripped some guys face off." WTF? HA! I was thinking Seinfeld too. its really disturbing...really disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotSoSuper Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 wow just wow.. i f you have a chimp as a pet and love it as a son you need to get outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I find that really hard to believe. But not impossible. It only takes one. Considering how some members of PETA behave, I don't find it surprising at all. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 honestly, i have read stories where they pull limbs and genetials off. they pull your privates off to establish dominance and they are extremely strong and vicious Sick balls, Bonzo. seriously who would have thought chimps were so damn strong Scrap the Caddy, Clyde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Larry Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 BTW, all joking aside, Yeah, I do feel some sympathy for the owner. To be in a position where you have to attack a pet of 14 years, with a butcher knife and then a shovel, to try to prevent it from killing someone. . . . I feel more sympathy for the woman with no face. But I do feel for the owner. (In fact, I feel sympathy for the chimp, too. There really isn't a winner, here.) (Except for the jokes.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 Sick balls, Bonzo. Scrap the Caddy, Clyde. Yeah, I'd rather have an Orangutan. I don't think they are nearly as prone to violent behavior, at least not deadly force.Chimps are some brutal animals. I've seen them on TV ripping monkeys apart while they were alive and forming hunting parties to hunt down other chimps and killing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 I just told my wife (who is currently in Brazil) last night to take some pictures of monkeys for me and that it was a lock that I'll have a pet monkey one day. I want a little one though. That can sit on my shoulder. Bad ass. Kinda like this, which is actually in Brazil: Or this: No chance I'd get a 200-pound ape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Yeah, I'd rather have an Orangutan. I don't think they are nearly as prone to violent behavior, at least not deadly force.Chimps are some brutal animals. I've seen them on TV ripping monkeys apart while they were alive and forming hunting parties to hunt down other chimps and killing them. Yeah, there's a reason why the scientists who teach language to apes use gorillas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NattyLight Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 This story remind sme of Chris Rock when he was talking about the Tiger who injured Sigfreid I believe."That tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger!" My thoughts exactly. I think the ***** should face criminal and civil charges honestly. It's synonymous with a Pit Bull mauling another citizen, except dogs are like, domesticated and stuff. Anyone that honestly thinks it's a good idea to house a chimp is ****ing retarded, and she should have been the one that took the beatdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracelander Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Have you seen this poor lady on Oprah? Here are the pictures, the "current" picture is pretty graphic so i'll go down a little bit before I post it in case you want to bail on it... Before: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Current: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikered30 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 How does she breathe? Does her one eye work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracelander Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I haven't seen the interview myself, but i've heard that she cannot see at all, and that she has to breathe through her mouth, they took sking off her legs to put where her nose would/should be but she can't breathe through it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz4Life12 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 damn i can't see the pics at work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 It's just as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramdizzle Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 STAMFORD, Conn. (AP) — The owner of a 200-pound chimpanzee that viciously mauled a Stamford woman calls the incident "a freak thing," Correction, thats what she looks like. Sorry couldnt resist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 STAMFORD, Conn. (AP) — The owner of a 200-pound chimpanzee that viciously mauled a Stamford woman calls the incident "a freak thing," Correction, thats what she looks like. Sorry couldnt resist :hysterical: Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Have you seen this poor lady on Oprah? Here are the pictures, the "current" picture is pretty graphic so i'll go down a little bit before I post it in case you want to bail on it...Before: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Current: all i get are red x's, can someone help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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