Peytskins47 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Don't know if this is the right place to post, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuler74 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Ha ha ha thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins4Life6388 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 hahaha blowed out, i also heard him use the word debacled once or twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 hahahaha. Ohhh Emmit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Peleties! haha:applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Funny stuff. He really only messed up penalties the first time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArsheimSkins Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 And I thought Cowboy hicks couldn't talk. I guess he picked up on a few things down in Big D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Hit too many times in the head is my guess. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfish50 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Now don't be making fun of Emmit. He earned his rice of passage the hard way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mi6 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Hit too many times in the head is my guess. lol So, true ...:dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Imagine his HOF speech... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 At my job, my eagle buddy and I have adopted "Blowed out" for just about any situation. It is quite fun! I suggest you try using Emmitt "The wordsmith" Smith's english nuggets at your next party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurd Cudins Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I thought Emmitt was the worst analyst/NFL tv personality last year. He sounded like a moron. However, I must give him credit for working on his craft. It seems like he took the offseason to practice speaking on air and maybe even took some classes or worked with a professional. I still think he garbles words and makes errors, but at least he's trying to get better, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doncherry Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I think that the Redskins fans here will love this...it made me laugh out loud and I'm a Dallas fan.... http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/if-bark-obama-wants-to-secede-in-tonight%e2%80%99s-debate-he-needs-to-masturbate-the-ball-down-the-feel.html If Bark Obama Wants To Secede In Tonight’s Debate, He Needs To Masturbate The Ball Down The Feel! Tonight’s highly antiparticipated debate between precendental candied date Bark Obama and John McCain should be a real BARNBANGER! Now, McCain’s got a reparation for being a map trick in Washington. He beats off to the march of his own drummer! But that map trick spirit can get him in trouble! When he tried to put off that debate earlier this week, he got absolutely PUMPERNICKELED for it! LAND BASTED! He may be an expert on natural security, but voters still have doubts about his ecological phyllo Sophie! And you what they say. “It’s the ecology, stupid!” He needs to be able to show he can command a deer issues like that! We’ll see if modern hater Jim Lair will screw the pooch to him! As for Bark Obama, he sure was hard as a cucumber this week! But a lot of voters think he’s a bit a roof. AND VOTERS DON’T LIKE IT WHEN YOU’RE A ROOF! He needs to show voters he can reach them at a grass boots level! And not just get into bush gashing! Now, I don’t want this to turn into some kind of political polenta. I’m not here to take sides. My job is to anal lice. And, in my anal lice, if Bark wants to secede, HE’S GOTTA MASTURBATE THE BALL DOWN THE FEEL! I heard that Obama’s got a good ground game. Well, he better put his honey where his mountain is. He has to be aggregated. He can’t be a shrinking pirate. Because if voters think he’s weak, HE WILL GET HIS CLOCK CREAMED! So tune in tonight! Will we have a “Senser, you’re no Jack Manatee” type of moment? We’ll see if this Bark has bite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 good gawd don, that was funny stuff. emmitt and shannon sharpe are proof that not every player should be put in a booth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Poor Er-mitt Sm-riff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 ah come on big mike atleast Sharpe is funny, i love watching him on cbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 ah come on big mike atleast Sharpe is funny, i love watching him on cbs i just cant get past how much he looks like a horse with an oversized tongue. I end up just staring at his mouth and I cant hear what he is thaying anywaythzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 i just cant get past how much he looks like a horse with an oversized tongue. I end up just staring at his mouth and I cant hear what he is thaying anywaythzz OLS- he does look like a horse, lol He also sounds like he's got marbles in his mouth. His voice is like nails on a chalkboard- I can't take it How did Shannon come from the same family? Doesn't make sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 OLS- he does look like a horse, lolHe also sounds like he's got marbles in his mouth. His voice is like nails on a chalkboard- I can't take it How did Shannon come from the same family? Doesn't make sense hahahah...can you imagine dinner time? "Sterling, strap the bag to your brother's head. Its dinner time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doncherry Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 i just cant get past how much he looks like a horse with an oversized tongue. I end up just staring at his mouth and I cant hear what he is thaying anywaythzz Shannon "Novacaine" Sharp.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanceman_1 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Sad Sad Sad. Like they need the money. It can't be the spotlight because they are terrible on tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskns21 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 This has been posted here in the past however maybe some of you haven't read them. May I present to you...The Emmitts. http://www.walterfootball.com/emmitt.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drop Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 LOL this is hillarious. I've noticed for quite some time now that Emmit is a horrible tv analyst simply for the fact that he can't speak english worth a damn. His sentences are always choppy or interrupted (by his own fault), or he's constantly pronouncing things incorrectly. It's very annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boobiemiles Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I thought I was the only one that saw this. He stumbles when he speaks. Must have developed a lisp as a Cowboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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