Spaceman Spiff Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Piggybacking off Capt Rich Fla's Epic 3 Hour Chronicle, anyone want to share stories about crazy ex wives? Anyone want to remind me why I never want to get married? ols Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 lets include ex girlfriends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 How much time do you have? And more importantly... How much bandwidth do we have exactly? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCranon21 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 One of the reason's why I am staying single for a long time :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooner Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Ill get to this one after lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Im with HH on this one; how much time do you have? never marry a mexican woman with a fascination with knives.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Well, this should be entertaining... :munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Well ... as someone who has been happily married for more than 19 years I'll say ... ... you get the spouse you deserve. :finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 i bet you dont feed her that crap you call good english breakfast...:finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Well ... as someone who has been happily married for more than 19 years I'll say ...... you get the spouse you deserve. If that were true, both of our lives would be very different. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 19, 2008 Author Share Posted September 19, 2008 Im with HH on this one; how much time do you have? never marry a mexican woman with a fascination with knives.. John Wayne Bobbit? Is that you? OLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 John Wayne Bobbit? Is that you? OLS No, John Wayne Bobbit is now doing porn in SoCal.................. HOLY CRAP IT IS HIM!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 If that were true, both of our lives would be very different.:cool: /smug****on Keep thinking that /smug****off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuck_N_virginia Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 OH LAWD!! i was married for 9 years... left me for a dude twice my age, but still came back for the :censored: because his didnt work. go figure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 One of the reason's why I am staying single for a long time :rotflmao: I love your sig! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 No, John Wayne Bobbit is now doing porn in SoCal.................. HOLY CRAP IT IS HIM!!!!!!!!!!! I got it added with an elephant trunk implant.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 OH LAWD!!i was married for 9 years... left me for a dude twice my age, but still came back for the c0ck because his didnt work. go figure... Why did you give it to her? I wouldn't give it up for a guy that left me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Honestly, Capt. Rich's thread makes me a little sad. Well, that combined with the 50% divorce rate. My wife and I are at 2-1/2 years and we're happy as hell. Just hope it continues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Why did you give it to her? I wouldn't give it up for a guy that left me. Not to be too vulgar, I hope, but it if it HAS a you know what, we're DOING the you know what. No matter whether we hate the owner of it or not. Men are dogs. Absolute filthy dogs. Some of us just hide it a little better than others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Not to be too vulgar, I hope, but it if it HAS a you know what, we're DOING the you know what. No matter whether we hate the owner of it or not.Men are dogs. Absolute filthy dogs. Some of us just hide it a little better than others. I think what he is trying to say is that if its got a hoo haa then we are down to do the mattress mambo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Why did you give it to her? I wouldn't give it up for a guy that left me. I just got back in touch with a former ex... and I hit it... now she wants to go to the Cowboys game with me.... OLS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I just got back in touch with a former ex... and I hit it... now she wants to go to the Cowboys game with me.... OLS I was banging my ex clear up until the divorce, and for a few months afterwards. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 I was banging my ex clear up until the divorce, and for a few months afterwards. :doh: Haha... Luckily the one I got back in touch with wasn't the crazy stalker one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 ... you get the spouse you deserve. Eventually... ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Eventually...~Bang :applause: I just hope when I find her she'll understand that I'm never getting married again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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