spjunkies Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 This is a message I left for a girl a little while ago. Don't say I didn't try to help :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Nice. "Im a complete catch. There is nothing wrong with me." :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 "Go ahead and call me when you get the courage to". That's rich. "I hope that wasn't timidness, because I don't like timid women" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Oh man, listening to that is what I imagine being in a plane crash is like if the plane were a douchebag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Priceless. The Ultimate Douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 jthor, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paige3girl Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 jthor, is that you? AH!!!!!!! I was just about to write the same thing!!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 jthor, is that you? THAT was the name of the guy here. Quiz, is this quote from Dmitri or Jthor: "I have no trouble meeting women. Women approach me maybe 6 or 7 times a day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artmonkforHOF Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 back story says San Fran, but thsi gusy number starts with a 416 area code which is Toronto. I was at agreek wedding in Toronto this weekend, and althouhg I didnt meet Dimitri, I must ahve met his cousin Andre. That tool was walking everywhere in the wedding with his phone stuck to his ear and everytime he passed a good looking woman-even the bride- he would say here, talk to my friends, they are from L.A., like it was somehow suppose to impress the ladies or make the men feel envious. Then he asked my freinds wife to get in the back of his Subaru-it's a sports car- and he would be there in 5 minutes. She threw his keys in the toilet. I love my friends wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnativenerd Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Holy crap...can anyone else see this guy in 400 dollar sunglasses, an painted on smarmy smirk, and hair so spiky, it could be used as a medieval torture device? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drums and skins Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Remarkably creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 THAT was the name of the guy here.Quiz, is this quote from Dmitri or Jthor: "I have no trouble meeting women. Women approach me maybe 6 or 7 times a day." Jthor.What do I win.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portis&taylor Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 lol im very intelligent, Im great in bed, I make great money, Im a great catch. Theres nothing wrong with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Jthor.What do I win.:cool: Actually it was Dmitri on the recorded phone message. But it is way similar to Jthor's post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 You know this guys has a few corpses in his cellar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnativenerd Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Okay, I'm taking bets: Over/Under with his johnson at 2 inches? Anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peeping Wizard Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Is it just me or have the terms "douche" and "douchebag" become a complete cliche? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Is it just me or have the terms "douche" and "douchebag" become a complete cliche? Yes, they are nonetheless relevant in this case though. Wow :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CounterTrey75 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I found a picture of him at the beach scoping for women: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Wow, what a dick. I like how he gave her the justifiable reasons for her not calling him. Also, I thought it was funny how he throughout the line about how he was working on a movie, lame! CounterTrey75, I think you've got it wrong. I'm pretty sure this is what the dude looks like, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jthor99 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 jthor, is that you? Haha I knew that was coming! Well deserved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jthor99 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 THAT was the name of the guy here.Quiz, is this quote from Dmitri or Jthor: "I have no trouble meeting women. Women approach me maybe 6 or 7 times a day." That quote wasn't from me. My direct quote If im not mistaken was "6.5 out of 10" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slackermike Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 And this is how he breaks up with them: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I only just got to listen to this, and while I seriously question whether this is real (because let's be honest, that was a trainwreck) it was still extremely funny. And as one commenter on the website said, it makes Mikey's phone calls from Swingers almost comfortable by comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 You know this guys has a few corpses in his cellar. Your sig looks like they are in a basement, is THAT him? :laugh::laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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