WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/25/mini-me-sex-tape-avert-your-eyes/ Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS. :laugh: :laugh: Fess up, who's gonna watch this? My prediction is that this is sadly gonna be as big as Pam and Tommy was. You know millions of people will watch this. Take that Screech :finger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 hahaha that's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnativenerd Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Wish I NEVER saw that photo. I think I need a shower. Still pretty funny stuff, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StillUnknown Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 may you be banned for posting that photo. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 The chick looks like a guy and he looks like an alien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 something you can't unsee is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavens Safety 21 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I think I just threw up in my mouth.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannonshogs44 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Im blind!!!! Dear God IM BLIND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gracelander Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 that is disturbing on so many levels... check this out while your at it http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xta-_e0wAGA&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I heard the film will be distributed mainly in small markets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Oh hell no....:puke: Reminds me of him nude and drunk on his scooter :laugh:http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xta-_e0wAGA&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I heard the film will be distributed mainly in small markets. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :applause: :notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyConway Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 may you be banned for posting that photo. lol :laugh: Seriously. This is one thread where pics aren't necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 His live-in Girlfriend? Anybody have normal picture of this lady? This interwebs says this lady is his queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opiate-Zeo Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Gotta say, good for the little man. I'd hit that in a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 His live-in Girlfriend? Anybody have normal picture of this lady? This interwebs says this lady is his queen. I kinda doubt it. And I don't think thats the girl in the porn. Him drunk was hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I'll probably take the bullet for the entirety of ES and watch this at some point. I enjoy celebrity porn, I guess it's more interesting when you know who the people are. I find it impossible to turn away, no matter how awful. To date, I have seen: The Paris Hilton video The Chyna video (and that was just an abomination) The Jenna Lewis video (girl from the first Survivor) The Tonya Harding video The Pam and Tommy video Parts of the Mimi MacPherson video The Beetlejuice video (from Howard Stern, which I also wish I could forget) I have not yet seen the Kim Kardashian vid, but I expect that will happen soon. I've probably seen one or two others that I've forgotten. Anyway, I expect that eventually, morbid curiosity will drive me to this one as well. I'll report back after I've recovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slackermike Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I think the book in the background is funny.... POWER ACTOR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 I'll probably take the bullet for the entirety of ES and watch this at some point. I enjoy celebrity porn, I guess it's more interesting when you know who the people are. I find it impossible to turn away, no matter how awful. To date, I have seen:The Paris Hilton video The Chyna video (and that was just an abomination) The Jenna Lewis video (girl from the first Survivor) The Tonya Harding video The Pam and Tommy video Parts of the Mimi MacPherson video The Beetlejuice video (from Howard Stern, which I also wish I could forget) I have not yet seen the Kim Kardashian vid, but I expect that will happen soon. I've probably seen one or two others that I've forgotten. Anyway, I expect that eventually, morbid curiosity will drive me to this one as well. I'll report back after I've recovered. Did you see the screech one? I didn't see all of it but I saw he dirty sanchez part....:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Did you see the screech one? I didn't see all of it but I saw he dirty sanchez part....:doh: No, this dirty Sanchez part was all I've seen, I had forgotten about that one. Mercifully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I'm thinking one of his lines on the tape is "Your Hair Smells Nice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I heard the film will be distributed mainly in small markets. And in theatres nationwide, but only for short time engagements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Mini-Me is a lucky little guy. 70 years ago all Hollywood would have had for him is a Lollipop and a role starring alongside Judy Garland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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