jbooma Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 For those guys who sometimes can not hold it and go for the closest tree to go well you could get in trouble for that. On the Junkies this am one of the guys was talking abot how last Friday he had to go #2 so bad he decided to go on someone's driveway. A cop and a lawyer both called into the show to inform him had there been a police officer around to witness that then he would have been arrested for indecent exposure or nudity in public. The problem now those are now classified under the "sex offender" laws. So if you get charged with one of those you will be put on the "sex offender" list. The cop mentioned there was guy who just peed near a tree but someone saw him and called the cops, he was lucky because they did not charge him, but now they can. If you have to go, just make sure no one can see you AT ALL or you will be on the List :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVCChairman Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 that's just horrible. i'm not saying that people should just drop a duece on someone's driveway but i do think penalty should fit the crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 So much for pissing out on the golf course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 That's "life in the big city". Imagine what a judge in a rural area, probably a hunter himself, would say if a DA brought someone into court for urinating outside? What's next, just looking at a woman is sexual assault? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 You deserve whatever you get if you **** in someones driveway. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 I got a urinating in public ticket once from an undercover cop. That sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 What's next, just looking at a woman is sexual assault? :doh:No, that's Saudi Arabia. You can get your head cut off for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 If I caught a person ****ting on my driveway, the cops would have to be called to rescue his filthy ass. Seriously disgusting. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 I got a urinating in public ticket once from an undercover cop. That sucked. Ive gotten warnings like 10 times. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Ive gotten warnings like 10 times. :laugh: I heard a voice... "when you're finished, please zip up and hand me your driver's license with a dry hand" :doh: WTF lady, you think I pissed on my hand? How do you go to the bathroom? Then I argued with her about her definition of "public", since I was on private property. She said "public eye"... to which I said what if the blinds were open in the bathroom? At that point her partner came over, who was busy writing my friends a ticket for open container, and told me to shut my mouth or I was going to jail. Good times. ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Pissing on a tree is one thing but taking a dump on someones driveway should be an arrestable offense...that's ****ed up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 I heard a voice... "when you're finished, please zip up and hand me your driver's license with a dry hand" :doh:WTF lady, you think I pissed on my hand? How do you go to the bathroom? Then I argued with her about her definition of "public", since I was on private property. She said "public eye"... to which I said what if the blinds were open in the bathroom? At that point her partner came over, who was busy writing my friends a ticket for open container, and told me to shut my mouth or I was going to jail. Good times. ..... I wont get into my adventures, but rest assured, i have marked Arlington as my territory, like a wolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDSKNfaithfull Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Imagine how much money PG county could make this Sunday at Fed Ex. All you suckers who water the grass on Piss mountain are sex offenders :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 I wont get into my adventures, but rest assured, i have marked Arlington as my territory, like a wolf. yea yea yea, I lived in Arlington for 27 years (6-33 yo) and I started drinking beer at 8 yo, you've got a lot of catching up to do. I deforested half of Arlington, next time you piss on a dead tree you'll know "Big Daddy" has been there 1st Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Judges Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 I got a urinating in public ticket once from an undercover cop. That sucked. Probably didn't help matters that you were with George Michael in a back alley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Imagine how much money PG county could make this Sunday at Fed Ex. All you suckers who water the grass on Piss mountain are sex offenders :laugh: Heh, i cant imagine slipping down that hill to the bottom, i bet the ground is toxic down there lmao i dont use it, f that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 About 4 years ago I was up at the University of Dayton at a big house party. I had to piss so I went to the side of the house. A cop comes up, cuffs me, tells me Im getting a public masturbation ticket. I was pretty drunk, and thought to myself theres no way I am going to explain this to my parents. 5 minutes later I was back in the house, then about 2 minutes after that, I was running away from about 3 cops. Any guesses what happened in between being cuffed and getting back to the house. Oh, and it didnt involve any violence. Lets see if anyone can be creative like I was that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 About 4 years ago I was up at the University of Dayton at a big house party. I had to piss so I went to the side of the house. A cop comes up, cuffs me, tells me Im getting a public masturbation ticket. I was pretty drunk, and thought to myself theres no way I am going to explain this to my parents. 5 minutes later I was back in the house, then about 2 minutes after that, I was running away from about 3 cops. Any guesses what happened in between being cuffed and getting back to the house. Oh, and it didnt involve any violence. Lets see if anyone can be creative like I was that night. You decide if you were going to get a ticket for masturbation, you might as well actually masturbate before you get tossed in the clink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 yea yea yea, I lived in Arlington for 27 years (6-33 yo) and I started drinking beer at 8 yo, you've got a lot of catching up to do. I deforested half of Arlington, next time you piss on a dead tree you'll know "Big Daddy" has been there 1st 100 years ago doesnt count old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadybugVB Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 I was busted for for this. The cop just gave me ticket for urinating in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haawhat Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 About 4 years ago I was up at the University of Dayton at a big house party. I had to piss so I went to the side of the house. A cop comes up, cuffs me, tells me Im getting a public masturbation ticket. I was pretty drunk, and thought to myself theres no way I am going to explain this to my parents. 5 minutes later I was back in the house, then about 2 minutes after that, I was running away from about 3 cops. Any guesses what happened in between being cuffed and getting back to the house. Oh, and it didnt involve any violence. Lets see if anyone can be creative like I was that night. i think you intentionally pissed yourself while in the cop car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 I heard a voice... "when you're finished, please zip up and hand me your driver's license with a dry hand" :doh:WTF lady, you think I pissed on my hand? How do you go to the bathroom? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Well, for starters, she probably goes sitting down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 100 years ago doesnt count old man. sure it does. just think that when you're dating some younger A-town girls, there's a damn good chance I :hump: their mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 sure it does. just think that when you're dating some younger A-town girls, there's a damn good chance I :hump: their mom. :chestram: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 About 4 years ago I was up at the University of Dayton at a big house party. I had to piss so I went to the side of the house. A cop comes up, cuffs me, tells me Im getting a public masturbation ticket. I was pretty drunk, and thought to myself theres no way I am going to explain this to my parents. 5 minutes later I was back in the house, then about 2 minutes after that, I was running away from about 3 cops. Any guesses what happened in between being cuffed and getting back to the house. Oh, and it didnt involve any violence. Lets see if anyone can be creative like I was that night. You told the cop you had explosive diarhea?* Then you crawled out of the bathroom window, they spotted you and chased you That's my guess. *also a great excuse for speeding, FYI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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