hiswadeness Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Wipe my butt with sand paper after taking a crap on my will to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clathel Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Have testicular removal without anesthesia and done with a dull, rusty butter knife infected with a flesh eating virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GroundNPound Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Have hot, scalding water poured over my man-hood, then get lathered up in motor oil, buck-naked, and thrown into a cell with "Big Earl". 6'9, 368 lbs, and hasn't had physical contact w/ another human-being in 13 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4everaSkin Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Root for the Cowboys? I'd rather slam my dick in the car door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I rather be dead then be a cowpuke fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Bait Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 i'd rather stub my big toe although i must admit....i'd root for the cowgirls if it meant them winning got the skins in the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veretax Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Clip my toe nails, with my teeth :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuji869 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Watch the 2005 version of "War of the Worlds" with Tom Cruise. :laugh: If the Cowboys played the Taliban I would root for the Taliban! I hate the Cowboys, I hate em, I hate em, I hate em!!!!! :cuss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Attaching an angry, rabid weasel to my scrotal sack with a nail gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogisme Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Having a guy kick me square in the privates and then take my wife for the night!:dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passizle Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 live in idaho....is anything in idaho? Just potatoes... ...and big women... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Adama Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I'd rather have sex with my girlfriend... ... among many other things. What??? You've never seen his girlfriend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzinator53 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I would root for Dallas anytime ............. it got us into the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewagen Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Have constant Diarhea for a month...YEOWZA!!! That's how much I HATE the CowPokes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loxley Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Id rather masturbate with a fist full of broken glass than root for the cowpats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50GutCheck Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Working the "Dutch Oven" on Mrs. 50GutCheck comes to mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Get up early to watch The View. Dear Lord... *400!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I would rather have buttsecks with Paris Hilton and get herpes than root for the Cowboys.... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaos Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 You could put bamboo shoots under all my fingernails and toenails and I still would not root for them. I do not think my tongue is physically capable of uttering such horrible words. Even when it comes to playoffs, I still cannot root for them. I may wish the other team loses, but I will NEVER EVER say I hope THEY win! I even feel weird typing that. I am really old school, I hate them soooo much!!!!!!!!!!! I may have been born more recently than the when the real rivalry started, but I still think that is the strongest and best rivalry in football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz_4_life Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I'd rather teabagg a cactus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justsomeguy Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I would rather die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justsomeguy Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Get up early to watch The View.Dear Lord... *400!* :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Be "Big Earls" special husband, if you read the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumpshakers Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Take a **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Do lunch with Hanibal Lechter, smoke pork at Jefferey Dahmers place or dress up like a school girl for Ted Bundy. I hate the mo fo cowboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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