SKINtil8tin Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Undergoing 5 root canals like that genius from the dolphins, Satele. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddub52 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Id rather be making threads about things Id rather be doing than rooting for the Cowboys than rooting for the cowboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigredskin77 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Get castrated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Peeling the crust from an elephant's anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 --Beating myself in the head with a shovel until I am a bloody pulp. --Listen to Rosie O'Donnell explain how the Govt. was behind 9/11. --Listen to Mike Tyson read the Encylopedia Britanica. --And if I ever have the slightest urge to ever root for the Cowboys I give my 3 year old son permission to wear a set of Golf Spikes and jump on my testicles for 2 hours straight...or until I pass out from the pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurrayH81 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Being forced to serve as Paris Hilton's PR person, Pool Boy, Psychiatrist, or Bail Bondsman. I think I would rather root for the cowpukes for one game than have sex with her though (I guy has to have some self esteem, comon). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boysetsfire Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Drive in Virginia during rush hour. LET ME MERGE MOTHER****ERS!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneBoost Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Drive in Virginia during rush hour. LET ME MERGE MOTHER****ERS!!!!!! Hahahahaha :laugh: I could double that, but considering I live here, I can't. Probably would rather take a belly flop and back flop in the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHYSTER411 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Get an STD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurd Cudins Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Drive in Virginia during rush hour. LET ME MERGE MOTHER****ERS!!!!!!How can you expect to merge when evryone is completely stopped, staring at a stalled car? Not a horrific accident, a STALLED CAR!!! I hate VA with vigorous passion. ...I'd rather live through another Bush administration... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long-Time-Fan Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I would rather smoke crack everyday than root for the cowboys. Oh wait: If I did that I would be a cowboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siven Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I'd rather have sex with my girlfriend... ... among many other things. seconded, your girlfriend or my girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Take it in the butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumrunner6900 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Ah I love these threads.... I'd rather slam my pecker in car door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 milk andy reids breasts for a litter of orphaned kittens. :laugh::laugh::laugh: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskin faithful Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Quit watching football period! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petey_Crack Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I'd rather pee on the 3rd rail while taking pictures of the tuna in a thong watching Passizle's parents having sex you throwing up in my mouth and having a pineapple shoved in my anus sideways....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trippster Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I'd rather do a colonoscopy on John Madden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cane Corso21 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Going to my high school reunion wearing one of my wifes thongs with a Joe Dirt wigon and nothing else. P.S. The reuinion would be in January..:doh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nace14 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 live in idaho....is anything in idaho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsRMoney06 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Id rather watch every episode of William Shatner's Tek Wars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman641 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 hey idaho has skin fans to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedoc4454 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Having anal sex with Rosie ODonnell in Macy's front window the day after Thanksgiving, and I'd be the one on the bottom with an apple in my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 Drink exlax and glue my *** hole shut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocojoey Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 watch the grass grow!!!! :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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