georgiaredskin Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Just got this today. If it is old (though I never heard it), I apologize-the search function would not work for me. It's just what I needed today! A Cowboy fan, an Eagles fan and a Redskin fan were all in Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled crate of beer. All of a sudden, the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death! However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Eagles fan was first in line (he had drank the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Eagles fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The Cowboy fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Cowboy fan out crying like a little girl. The Redskin fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Redskin fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with a surprised but admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks. "Tie the Cowboy fan to my back..." GO REDSKINS!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptChaos86 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 LOL good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uno Mas Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Very Nice......High Five! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Good one, I'll pass it along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 :laugh::laugh::laugh: That was a good one:cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 No offense but I don't want to have a Cowboy fan ANYWHERE near my backside... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuckinphilly1 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 No offense but I don't want to have a Cowboy fan ANYWHERE near my backside... :laugh: yeah, not after hearing about Brokeback. One movie I really will never ever watch thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roanoker Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Rotflmao! I will have to remember this joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlwredskins Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 funny, but I saw this one here before, but Cowboy humilation never gets old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Good Joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirtyfive2seven Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Bwahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supadrummer Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 LOL!! I like that It was a funny one. The reference to Brokeback as funny also! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana_89 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 :laugh: :laugh: I've gotta remember this joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashmowf Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Just got this today. If it is old (though I never heard it), I apologize-the search function would not work for me. It's just what I needed today!A Cowboy fan, an Eagles fan and a Redskin fan were all in Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled crate of beer. All of a sudden, the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death! However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Eagles fan was first in line (he had drank the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Eagles fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The Cowboy fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Cowboy fan out crying like a little girl. The Redskin fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Redskin fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with a surprised but admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks. "Tie the Cowboy fan to my back..." GO REDSKINS!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now thats a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinss Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 a redskins fan and a cowboys fan are travelling across the country in seperate directions when suddenly they hit each other head on. they crawl out of there wrecked cars to see that they are both uninjured. completely amazed that neither one of them is injured the redskins fan says to the cowboys fan this calls for a celebration. the redskins fan opens whats left of his trunk, pulls out a bottle of jack daniels and says why dont we bury the hatchet and have a drink to our new found friendship. the cowboys fan agrees and takes a huge slug off the bottle. he then hands the bottle to the redskins fan and says your turn. the redskins fan screws the cap back on the bottle and says nah i think ill wait for the cops to get here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ldysknzfn1 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 :laugh: That was a good one! lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Niiiiiiiceeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glikster04 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 hahahhaha priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor 36 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I have seen the ehipping one here before, but I haven't seen the car crash one. Nevertheless, both are pretty damn funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonnyRules Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Way too funny; thanks for sharing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Nice. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[[ghost]] Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 No offense but I don't want to have a Cowboy fan ANYWHERE near my backside... :paranoid: Damn brokeback fans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 :laugh: yeah, not after hearing about Brokeback. One movie I really will never ever watch thank you. Yeah the love scene was very graphic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philal0102 Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 That was pretty funny... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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