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Why did the chicken cross the road?


rincewind

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Tie in with Physics Question thread:

When asked why did the chicken cross the road, Newton answered:

1) Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to

cross the road.

2) It was pushed on the road.

3) It was pushed on the road by another chicken, which went away from

the road.

4) It was attracted to a chicken on the other side of the road.

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Why did the donkey cross the road?

He was superglued to the chicken.

Hmmmm.

"Why did the chicken with the donkey glued to him cross the road?

To get from the left to the right, but he stepped out of rank got hit by a tank, and aint no chicken or donkey no more. ..."

:rubeyes:

Get back to you on that. :silly:

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Hmmmm.

"Why did the chicken with the donkey glued to him cross the road?

To get from the left to the right, but he stepped out of rank got hit by a tank, and aint no chicken or donkey no more. ..."

:rubeyes:

Get back to you on that. :silly:

Great. Now I'm gonna have to watch Stripes. (Extended cut)

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Because the road was a dishonest road. The sign clearly said it was a one way street. But looking at it, it went both ways.

What most folks don't realize is that, originally, after the chicken crossed the road, he turned right around and crossed it again. Prompting a question between two strangers who had witnessed the entire thing.

"Why'd that chicken doublecross the road?"

But just like Neil Armstrong's famous quote, the "double" somehow got lost in translation. Hence the now famous, and incorrect, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" question.

The rest they say, is his story.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Why did rince cross the road? To hug the tree on the other side.

Why did Major cross the road? To hump the goat on the other side.

Why did jrock cross the road? Because he was banned from the side he was on.

Why did Sarge cross the road? To correct the liberal on the other side.

Why did chom cross the road? He didn't. But when driving on the road, he's always WAY left of center.

Why did Who Del cross the road? To cry on the chicken's shoulder.

Why did Larry cross the road? Because he [(felt)] like it.

Why did TK cross the road? He had already banned everyone on this side.

Why did Park City Skins cross the road?

*

....get back to you on that one!

:D

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