PleaseBlitz Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 no man shall ever have at any point in time under any circumstances his own myspace account. :laugh: I think we are about to find out exactly which so-called "men" on ES have MySpace accounts. Told ya. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 about the myspace thing its all in fun, never really meant to ruffle any feathers, just saying i dont like myspace in what i thought to be a joke thread, not something that is to be taken that seriously. and if i could have clarified things by using a smiley (which actually would have done it) i apologize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 about the myspace thing its all in fun, never really meant to ruffle any feathers, just saying i dont like myspace in what i thought to be a joke thread, not something that is to be taken that seriously. and if i could have clarified things by using a smiley (which actually would have done it) i apologize. wise up, boy. this thread is serious. we (they) are deciding the future of man right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 about the myspace thing its all in fun, never really meant to ruffle any feathers, just saying i dont like myspace in what i thought to be a joke thread, not something that is to be taken that seriously. and if i could have clarified things by using a smiley (which actually would have done it) i apologize. http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154578&page=1&pp=40&highlight=myspace Seems that MySpace account holders are really REALLY touchy about being called on it. Not sure WHY they are get so defensive, but its a reality. Almost as touchy as a certain OTHER group of.........maybe I wont go there just quite yet. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 wise up, boy. this thread is serious. we (they) are deciding the future of man right now! you sure got the "they" part right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154578&page=1&pp=40&highlight=myspaceSeems that MySpace account holders are really REALLY touchy about being called on it. Not sure WHY they are get so defensive, but its a reality. Almost as touchy as a certain OTHER group of.........maybe I wont go there just quite yet. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 th only reason i have a myspace account is that i'm just kidding, i'd have to shoot myself if i signed up for one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 th only reason i have a myspace account is that i'm just kidding, i'd have to shoot myself if i signed up for one. so your saying you have a myspace account as a joke, but then you have already signed up for one, so you have to shoot yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Alright alright, enough MySpace bashing. Back on the topic of Man Laws. Man Law. The formula for compensation, in beers, for friends helping you move is as follows: (hours) x (tons of crap/2) x (flights of stairs) MINUS (damage done to new house and personal belongings, in hundreds) = beers owed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Alright alright, enough MySpace bashing. Back on the topic of Man Laws.Man Law. The formula for compensation, in beers, for friends helping you move is as follows: (hours) x (tons of crap/2) x (flights of stairs) MINUS (damage done to new house and personal belongings, in hundreds) = beers owed. :laugh::laugh: But you forgot lunch/dinner:mmm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Man Law: Never hit a woman, instead just shake the **** out of her:)(Chris Rock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I'm shocked no one has brought up restroom behavior yet. Specifically urinal etiquette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I'm shocked no one has brought up restroom behavior yet. Specifically urinal etiquette. Man law: When approaching a line of urinals with more than 2, ALWAYS leave one empty urinal between you and a fellow pee-er. Look straight ahead or slighty upward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Man law: When at a urinal, mentioning sports is the only permitted form of conversation. These sports include Football, Basketball, and rarely Baseball and Hockey. Mention any other sport with extreme caution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Judges Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 This man law is already well established: Anything more than three shakes at the end is strictly prohibited in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gube79 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Man Law: No man should ever walk around the gym locker room "full frontal." A "No Genital Showcasing Zone" rule is in effect when in a room full of grown @ss men. Especially when all they wanna do is work out and not leave questioning the gym's sexuality policies. Even if you are pushing porn star status we don't wanna catch a glimpse of it in our peripherals. It shouldn't take more than 10 seconds to remove your towel and put on some drawls. Please don't walk over and hold a 5 minute conversation with the dude across the room while exposed. That is all, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 don't shave your balls while taking a piss. i'm tired of seeing a pile of hair on urinals. if your **** sheds like that, shave it all off, or put on some contraption that prevents the hair from falling on the toilet/urinal. oh yea don't use the bathroom at my house either you nasty ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 don't shave your balls while taking a piss. i'm tired of seeing a pile of hair on urinals. if your **** sheds like that, shave it all off, or put on some contraption that prevents the hair from falling on the toilet/urinal. oh yea don't use the bathroom at my house either you nasty ****. Uh......ok....... :secret: I think LW hangs out at the WRONG places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 so your saying you have a myspace account as a joke, but then you have already signed up for one, so you have to shoot yourself. no, i just didn't make a break between the joke and serious so that you couldn't see just by scanning it that i wasn't serious about having an account. if i did a ... in there, you would see it and it wouldn't be as funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcsmooth Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Breaking News: Man Law... No sexual intercourse while football is on...however, oral sex may be performed while football is being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimReefa Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Man Law - men don't drink light beer. I'd take man laws from Shannon Miller before I took them from Miller Lite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Man Law - men don't drink light beer.I'd take man laws from Shannon Miller before I took them from Miller Lite. Allow me to correct that: Man Law -- men don't drink zero carb beers. Any man caught drinking a Michelob Ultra will immediately be forced to drink 10 shots of Jack. Any man caught drinking a Michelob Ultra a second time will receive a punch in the face for every beer he drank, then 10 shots of jack to ease the pain. I drink Bud Light...but a brotha has a weight problem. And I ain't Samoan...:laugh: ($.25 for whoever gets that reference) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 I drink Bud Light...but a brotha has a weight problem. And I ain't Samoan...:laugh: ($.25 for whoever gets that reference) OK, Tony Rocky Horror. Me personally, I've had the Rolling Rock Light and Bud Select. Never had Michelob Ultra but I propose another man law in response: If you know how to strip and clean a firearm you are exempted from one man law of your choosing for each firearm you have successfully stripped and cleaned. Same goes for participation in brawls (but you can't have started one without a really good reason. has to be in defense) or taking a sucker punch and not getting knocked out. If you've swam with sharks you are exempted from one man law of your choosing. If you do it multiple times you are exempt from up to 4. Same with sky-diving or volcano luging or alligator wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdlives Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 You should also be exempted from one man law if you've been in the same room with a woman giving birth, and one man law for each time it's happened. The light beer law should absolutely be a man law. Light beer is in the same category as fruity drinks. If you are worried about your weight you shouldn't be making man laws. Or, you should stick to real beer and cut down on food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Man Law - men don't drink light beer.I'd take man laws from Shannon Miller before I took them from Miller Lite. Man law DENIED. Light beer is crucial so that people that drink 10+ beers 3+ times per week dont turn into big fat asses. Im pretty sure i have the drinking cred on this board to overrule man laws that involve drinking. OK, Tony Rocky Horror. Me personally, I've had the Rolling Rock Light and Bud Select. Never had Michelob Ultra but I propose another man law in response: If you know how to strip and clean a firearm you are exempted from one man law of your choosing for each firearm you have successfully stripped and cleaned. Same goes for participation in brawls (but you can't have started one without a really good reason. has to be in defense) or taking a sucker punch and not getting knocked out. If you've swam with sharks you are exempted from one man law of your choosing. If you do it multiple times you are exempt from up to 4. Same with sky-diving or volcano luging or alligator wrestling. All good except for the firearms one. Being proficient with firearms without having been in the military actually makes you LESS of a man. You should also be exempted from one man law if you've been in the same room with a woman giving birth, and one man law for each time it's happened.The light beer law should absolutely be a man law. Light beer is in the same category as fruity drinks. If you are worried about your weight you shouldn't be making man laws. Or, you should stick to real beer and cut down on food. Only if its your kids. And its only for having sons. Ok, 2 daughters =1 man law exemption. As for the light beer thing, please elaborate and MAYBE i will consider recinding the VETO, but you better have some good reasoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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