Ghost of Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Man Law: I don't care what he did, or how mad he made you, but when you're fighting a guy a low blow is never allowed. Exception: He said something and meant it about your deceased parent or your mother (who doesn't have to be deceased to merit a kick in the nuts.) (I'm not even goin to mention the obvious things that you could KILL a man for, a low blow is just fine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Fruit and fruit derivatives are NOT allowed at a tailgate. Especially in the form of girly blender drinks such as strawberry daquiris.Tailgates = beer, cow, swine, beer, liqour, chips, beer, dip, bread, and beer. Vegetable Medleeeeeeeey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Exception: He said something and meant it about your deceased parent or your mother (who doesn't have to be deceased to merit a kick in the nuts.)(I'm not even goin to mention the obvious things that you could KILL a man for, a low blow is just fine) Or you are outnumbered more than 2 to one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Vegetable Medleeeeeeeey! :rotflmao: Addendum: Fruity blender drinks like daquiris, pina coladas and margaritas are NEVER acceptable for a guy to drink UNLESS you are actually on a beach in a tropical paradise AND they are the only booze available AND they are free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 B/c that was probably back when men were men and women were grateful! THAT is so bad. :laugh: :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 :rotflmao:Addendum: Fruity blender drinks like daquiris, pina coladas and margaritas are NEVER acceptable for a guy to drink UNLESS you are actually on a beach in a tropical paradise AND they are the only booze available AND they are free. Even if it's the only drink available at a girlfriend's house and you have a chance of ingratiating yourself with her family and it'll make the score later that night even better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I agree!!!An addendum: A man is not permitted to ask the following questions when talking about sports: - Who we playin this week? (Common knowledge, and if you are using the terms "WE or OUR" you should know.) - What's our record? (See above) Furthermore, if a person uses WE or OUR in the above stated uses their WE or OUR card will be revoked and said person will not be permitted to use WE or OUR while referring to their favorite team. can you ask these if it is a team you are playing on instead of rooting for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Even if it's the only drink available at a girlfriend's house and you have a chance of ingratiating yourself with her family and it'll make the score later that night even better? Sorry Ghost. The Law is the Law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Even if it's the only drink available at a girlfriend's house and you have a chance of ingratiating yourself with her family and it'll make the score later that night even better? Real men don't do inlaw's present or future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveStrongSkins Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Man Law: You are hereby prohibited from wearing a Ben Roethlisberger jersey to a Redskins/Giants game. :doh: We get the point you are a football fan, but come on that is just stupid. Or how about a Vince Carter jersey at a Wizards/Bulls game? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Man Law: You are hereby prohibited from wearing a Ben Roethlisberger jersey to a Redskins/Giants game. :doh: We get the point you are a football fan, but come on that is just stupid. Or how about a Vince Carter jersey at a Wizards/Bulls game? :laugh: Agreed. Don't wear an unrelated jersey to a sporting event other than the 2 teams present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignatius J. Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I think there might be a super bowl exemption to that rule right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Man Law: I don't care what he did, or how mad he made you, but when you're fighting a guy a low blow is never allowed. Pre-fight low blows are against the law, but once you're scrappin, all's fair. Especially if you did not start the fight or are smaller than your opponent. Man Law: if you get into a fight, you must be man enough to take the consequences, whatever they may be. I think there might be a super bowl exemption to that rule right? Yes, but it must still be the same sport! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Man Law: Steaks are to be cooked to medium or less, and medium is pushing it. Man Law: No man shall leave a sporting event before the final minute, play or out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Man Law: Steaks are to be cooked to medium or less, and medium is pushing it.Man Law: No man shall leave a sporting event before the final minute, play or out. what about if you're terribly losing and don't want to deal with traffic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted June 11, 2006 Author Share Posted June 11, 2006 what about if you're terribly losing and don't want to deal with traffic? A real man never violates Man Law!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Judges Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Man law: Under no circumstances should one man refer to another man as a "stud." :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Man Law: Steaks are to be cooked to medium or less, and medium is pushing it.Man Law: No man shall leave a sporting event before the final minute, play or out. MAN LAWS! :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 Never EVER touch another mans grill. Never EVER allow another man to touch your grill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 It is always unacceptable to touch the grill of another man. Ridicule of his methods and technique is a MUST, however. Gotcha covered. Man Law! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Never call bull**** on a friends story when he is talking to women. ALWAYS call bull**** on a friends story when he is talking to guys and exaggerates said story by more than 50%. Then you may place your friend on 10 minutes talking restriction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 no man shall ever have at any point in time under any circumstances his own myspace account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 no man shall ever have at any point in time under any circumstances his own myspace account. :laugh: I think we are about to find out exactly which so-called "men" on ES have MySpace accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Wait, so a 17 year old decides that men who've had sex, fired guns, eaten grilled beef and get drunk are not men because HE wants to contribute to Man Law? Here's a new rule. No one who is below the legal age of voting can decide Man Law. MySpace is a way to keep up with people that's simply easier and more comprehensive than just writing scads of emails. Also, no method by which man MAY (if it was not his primary purpose) eventually earn the voluntary physical affections of women may be derided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Wait, so a 17 year old decides what men who've had sex, fired guns, eaten grilled beef and get drunk are not men because HE wants to contribute to Man Law?Here's a new rule. No one who is below the age of voting can decide Man Law. MySpace is a way to keep up with people that's simply easier and more comprehensive than just writing scads of emails. I'll take it even further; if you can't legally order a beer, you cannot create a man law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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