PleaseBlitz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Man Law. Nobody cares how much money you make, so dont EVER talk about your income or ever bring it up. People that brag about money are douches. The only exceptions to this rule are income derived from betting on sports, poker winnings, or fantasy football prize money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 It is always unacceptable to touch the grill of another man. Ridicule of his methods and technique is a MUST, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Man Law.Nobody cares how much money you make, so dont EVER talk about your income or ever bring it up. People that brag about money are douches. The only exceptions to this rule are income derived from betting on sports, poker winnings, or fantasy football prize money. What about inheritied money, that you did not work for a moment for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Man Law.Nobody cares how much money you make, so dont EVER talk about your income or ever bring it up. People that brag about money are douches. The only exceptions to this rule are income derived from betting on sports, poker winnings, or fantasy football prize money. What if the braggard is picking up a tab/check? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 What about inheritied money, that you did not work for a moment for? ESPECIALLY dont ever talk about that. Unless it is in these terms: "I got the tab fellas. Dont worry about it, my aunt just died, and she left me a little something. Heres to Aunt Dorothy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 What if the braggard is picking up a tab/check? Men should be able to pick up a tab/check without mentioning how much they pull down. If you have to brag about your income when you pick up a tab, PLEASE, i'll pay for my own drinks to not to have to listen to you, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 ESPECIALLY dont ever talk about that.Unless it is in these terms: "I got the tab fellas. Dont worry about it, my aunt just died, and she left me a little something. Heres to Aunt Dorothy." how about this when my grandfather dies and leaves me a few mil, I will supply all the drinks for the ES tailgate for a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 how about this when my grandfather dies and leaves me a few mil, I will supply all the drinks for the ES tailgate for a year Thats cool. Please dont mention that you are now a millionaire. Talk about the Skins instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Thats cool. Please dont mention that you are now a millionaire. Talk about the Skins instead. when at the tailgate is there anything else to talk about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Before dating a buddy’s ex, you are required to ask his permission; and he, in return, is required to grant it. But he’s fully within his rights to say, “Man, are you gonna love the way she licks your testicles." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Before dating a buddy’s ex, you are required to ask his permission; and he, in return, is required to grant it. But he’s fully within his rights to say, “Man, are you gonna love the way she licks your testicles." I think that it depends on if he dumps her or if she dumps him. She dumps him: 6 months, and then permission He dumps her: Say she was a slut, and then she is fair game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gchwood Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 MAn Law: Don't whine about a penalty unless it is blatant, when you are playing or watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINZ_DOMIN8 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Man Law: Paying for 7 items at a grocery store "express lane" with a credit card and/or chatting with the checkout clerk while doing so is now banned......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Man Law: Paying for 7 items at a grocery store "express lane" with a credit card and/or chatting with the checkout clerk while doing so is now banned......... Why? Heaven forbid you be social to a cashier, who has to stand all day and deal with *******s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINZ_DOMIN8 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 because it is an "express lane".....people want to get in and get out as soon as possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I think baseball should be an exemption to the 'what's our record question'. After, at about 105 games, I usually lose track. Why is a man watching baseball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 because it is an "express lane".....people want to get in and get out as soon as possible Express lanes have 15 item limits, and CC's are actually FASTER than using cash since you can swipe and click before the cashier is even finished scanning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Man Law: Paying for 7 items at a grocery store "express lane" with a credit card and/or chatting with the checkout clerk while doing so is now banned......... Unless the girl is smoking hot, then that man will share her phone # with all other men behind him in line for the inconvienence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Before dating a buddy’s ex, you are required to ask his permission; and he, in return, is required to grant it. But he’s fully within his rights to say, “Man, are you gonna love the way she licks your testicles." Lost a friend following that rule. Seems yes meant no to him, kinda like a woman IMO. I followed the rules though, so f him. And uh...she was quite good with her tongue. Also had a rack to write home about. Worth it in the end. Amendment to said rule: If you are the questionee and grant permission, as required, it is a violation of man law to still hold a grudge. You're feelings regarding matters of the opposite sex will no longer be of consequence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Man Law: Paying for 7 items at a grocery store "express lane" with a credit card and/or chatting with the checkout clerk while doing so is now banned......... Clarification: Paying with a credit/debit card is ok. Paying with a check is not. Chatting is ok, as long as it doesnt cause your transaction to last 1 second longer than it would sans chatting. If the cashier is smoking hot, you are allowed all the time necessary to obtain her phone number. F*ck everyone else. MAN LAW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Clarification: Paying with a credit/debit card is ok. Paying with a check is not. Chatting is ok, as long as it doesnt cause your transaction to last 1 second longer than it would sans chatting.If the cashier is smoking hot, you are allowed all the time necessary to obtain her phone number. F*ck everyone else. MAN LAW! :laugh::laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinking Skins Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 MAn Law: Don't whine about a penalty unless it is blatant, when you are playing or watching Man Law: Paying for 7 items at a grocery store "express lane" with a credit card and/or chatting with the checkout clerk while doing so is now banned......... Man Law: Don't Wine about simple stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I would never give permission for a friend to date any of my significant exes. I highly doubt I would ask for permission either. SIGNIFICANT now, not someone he went on one lame date with. That's fair game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Fruit and fruit derivatives are NOT allowed at a tailgate. Especially in the form of girly blender drinks such as strawberry daquiris. Tailgates = beer, cow, swine, beer, liqour, chips, beer, dip, bread, and beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinking Skins Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Man Law: I don't care what he did, or how mad he made you, but when you're fighting a guy a low blow is never allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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