Xameil Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Somebody is not a very good Pastafarian - Xameil, i'm looking at you . *GASP* why would you assume that. I have been going to the Pasta alter since I was a young little noodle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 i have defended the great beer volcano many atime in these food fights, do i get admission into the afterlife of a good pastafarian? That's a tough call. We all know that red or even white wine is far more accepted for pastafarians. But beer....we'll have to consult the great pasta monks. Somebody is not a very good Pastafarian - Xameil, i'm looking at you . *GASP* why would you assume that. I have been going to the Pasta alter since I was a young little noodle. Here's why (second paragraph): It looks like the FSM theory has evolved so that it is now better than Intelligent Design. Originally FSM had a beer volcano in heaven for believers, but there was no explanation of how an intelligent designer such as the FSM would have made so many mistakes we see in nature, such as junk DNA. Now I see that the FSM had visited the beer volcano before creating life on Earth. It's all starting to make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I juts hope you're all "Mr. Yuck-Yuck-Chuckles" when it comes time for your noodles to be buttered in the Eternal Collander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchogs Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 the FSM would never choose wine over the holy nectar of the beer volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Here's why (second paragraph): yeah well...that must be the tomato basil sect :laugh: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchogs Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I juts hope you're all "Mr. Yuck-Yuck-Chuckles" when it comes time for your noodles to be buttered in the Eternal Collander. even though i think you're being serious, that was funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 That's a tough call. We all know that red or even white wine is far more accepted for pastafarians. But beer....we'll have to consult the great pasta monks. Pasta Monk: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: He even looks like the Buddy Christ! Another winner for Pastafarianism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 yeah well...that must be the tomato basil sect :laugh: . Do you really think I'd join the sect without beer? Not a chance in the Eternal Collander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 SEE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Do you really think I'd join the sect without beer? Not a chance in the Eternal Collander. Well, I stand corrected, but c'mon now, wine is the perfect compliment to the all mighty pasta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Catholics already claimed wine. And nothing is better for a night full of drinking beers than a stomach full of carbs and tomato sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Catholics already claimed wine.And nothing is better for a night full of drinking beers than a stomach full of carbs and tomato sauce. OK, then I guess I concede the wine part...I mean if Catholics already claim it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 As far as I've read, the primordial ooze theory still is fairly valid, and the theory that the organic matter landed on Earth from a comet or asteroid is looking more and more probable with each test NASA conducts from the samples they have obtained. But there is no scientific concensus on that yet. In contrast, there is a clear sceintific concensus on Evolution through natural selection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 But there is no scientific concensus on that yet. In contrast, there is a clear sceintific concensus on Evolution through natural selection. True, I was just giving him a proposed starting point that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 even though i think you're being serious, that was funny as hell. normally dude, i would respond with my patented "I am always deadly serious" line, but i have to go ahead and confess i was being my normal wide-range-of-humor-often-to-the-horror-of-others self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 oh but wait...what if Buddah decided to come to the table, and try and eat the sacred meatball? would that constitute a Holy War? A rabbi, A priest, and a shaman were once served egg rolls. Now you tell me that's a coincidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 A rabbi, A priest, and a shaman were once served egg rolls. Now you tell me that's a coincidence. You get egg roll with every order. My question would be more in the line of the various cheese sects.. i mean,, is there the Romanos, and then the Parmesans,, and what do they think about all the mixing that goes on? ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 You get egg roll with every order.My question would be more in the line of the various cheese sects.. i mean,, is there the Romanos, and then the Parmesans,, and what do they think about all the mixing that goes on? ~Bang I think you have to include cheese sects with dairy product sects overall. And the fun in diary product sects truly lies in the mixing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 You get egg roll with every order.My question would be more in the line of the various cheese sects.. i mean,, is there the Romanos, and then the Parmesans,, and what do they think about all the mixing that goes on? ~Bang Romano? Im putting a Lasagna Jihad on your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 parmesan all the way! alalalalalalala! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashburnskinsfan Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I think FSM is sufficiently broad to accommodate these different sects. Each can have their own celebration ... Ramendan and Pastover, as two examples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I think FSM is sufficiently broad to accommodate these different sects. Each can have their own celebration ... Ramendan and Pastover, as two examples. ooooooooooooooooooooooooo very nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I juts hope you're all "Mr. Yuck-Yuck-Chuckles" when it comes time for your noodles to be buttered in the Eternal Collander. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Uh oh, now I'm in hot oil.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 I think FSM is sufficiently broad to accommodate these different sects. Each can have their own celebration ... Ramendan and Pastover, as two examples. :doh: :laugh: nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashburnskinsfan Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 :doh: :laugh: nice. You see ... FSMism brings joy and enlightenment to all its followers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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